fic masterlist
F I C M A S T E R L I S T
To be noted that these are the only ones that didn't make me want to cry and re-question all my life choices. The irredeemable ones have been deleted (or are languishing elsewhere in cyberspace).
Comment fics have not yet been included.
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BIG BANG THEORY
Sex is a Texas Drought [On AO3]
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2k
Characters: Penny, Howard, Leonard, Raj, Sheldon, Puck (from Glee)
Relationships: Penny x Puck
Summary: Puck moves to California to get a job cleaning pools. More specifically, that of Tyra Banks. And that's how he meets a pair of nerds pretending to be cablemen- and their hot blond actress-slash-waitress friend.
Additional Information: For curve. Crossover with Glee.
COMMUNITY
You Are the Silence in Between What I Thought and What I Said
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3k
Characters: Annie, the study group, Dean Pelton, Puck (from Glee)
Relationships: Annie x Puck, Britta x Jeff (background)
Summary: Noah Puckerman moves to Colorado, takes an Anthropology class, and forgets to give Annie Adderall a pretty important memo.
Additional Information: For curve. Crossover with Glee.
DEXTER
The Kissing Whore of Miami
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3.7k~
Characters: Debra, Dexter, Quinn, Anton
Relationships: Debra x Quinn, Anton x Debra (past)
Summary: Twelve hours in the life of Debra Morgan: being stood up by dates, clubbing with a police informant she refuses to believe she's in love with, and ending up at the office again with the man she's supposed to betray. It's enough to make a girl want to take up scrapbooking.
FOOTBALL RPF
How Per Convinced Poldi to Come to Arsenal (The Answer: FIFA)
Club: German NT
Rating: R
Word count: 4k~
Characters: Lukas Podolski, Per Mertesacker, Arne Friedrich, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Ulrike Stange
Summary: Per injures his foot and goes home to Hanover, and is forced to confront his lack of technological skills. Which means he sucks at playing the FIFA video game. He goes to the best tutor there is: the face of the game since 2006, Lukas Podolski.
Additional Information: For cornerflag. GEN. Forever gen. Except for mild references to Per and Ulrike.
I'm No Superman
Club: Arsenal
Rating: PG
Word count: 2k~
Characters: Andre Arshavin, Robin van Persie, RvP's cat
Summary: Five conversations Arshavin has, where he's convinced that Robin's cat may be smarter than it lets on.
Additional Information: For cornerflag. Quotes from "Ask Andre" on his website (lovingly compiled by Dirty Tackle). GEN. Forever gen.
GLEE
Being Mike (Or At Least Who Sue Sylvester Thinks He Should Be)
Rating: PG
Word count: 1.2k~
Characters: Mike, Sue, Tina
Summary: Mike is homeless, and Sue Sylvester has abandoned the anti-minorities angle of her election campaign. Somewhere in between, the twain shall meet. Featuring NPH, quixotic dreams of being a K-pop star, and the burning question of how Mike is the only Glee clubber who hasn't been slushied yet.
Additional Information: For gleeverse. Episode tag for The First Time. Gen, with background Mike x Tina. Includes actual stereotypes that Glee should have had for Asian and Other Asian.
Can't Buy Me a Time Machine (Replace You With a Million Rings)
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1.3k~
Characters: Puck, Quinn, Judy Fabray
Relationships: Puck x Quinn.
Summary: Quinn enjoys shoving at Puck's boundaries; Puck enjoys getting her back for it. It's their way of being friends.
Additional Information: For gleeversegleeverse. Episode Tag for Blame it On the Alcohol.
How Mike Went to Asian Camp and Came Back With a Vampire
Rating: PG
Word count: 2.3k~
Characters: Mike, Tina, Artie, Matt
Relationships: Mike x Tina, Artie x Tina (initially)
Summary: Mike hasn't really talked to Tina much. They have a more fundamental, wordless, soul-connection thing going. (Not to mention completely imaginary.) (He doesn't mention this.)
Additional Information: For gleeverse. Minor fudging of Season 2 canon where Tina doesn't kiss Mike at camp in front of technology-obsessed children.
I'd rather put out a campfire with my face [Fic link coming soon]
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 31k~
Characters: Kurt, Quinn, Burt, Finn, Mercedes, Puck, Rachel, Santana, Will
Relationships: Puck x Quinn (past), Finn x Rachel, Finn x Kurt (unrequited), Kurt x Puck (pre-relationship)
Warnings: Character death (premise of the fic)
Summary: When Quinn Fabray dies of an accidental overdose, Kurt Hummel, notorious cynic and bottom rung of the McKinley social hierarchy, is the only one who can... well, communicate with her. Everyone else just sees a tall blonde cheerleader named Tiffany, and Santana's best friend. But Quinn is determined to get her life back: come hell or high water. Kurt is the only one who can help her... once she successfully blackmails him into doing so, that is.
Additional Information: Written for kurtbigbang. Art and mix by inferiarecoming. AU (Canon divergence). Season One retold from this perspective.
Life Lessons Not Learnt From Juno
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2.5k~
Characters: Jesse, Rachel, April, Shelby, Vocal Adrenaline
Relationships: Jesse x Rachel
Warnings: Underage pregnancy
Summary: "Shelby. I knocked up your daughter. Very sorry about that. Best wishes from UCLA." The untold story of Rachel's two-week pregnancy. April teaches shoplifting as a two-part course, and Jesse is her best student.
Additional Information: AU (Canon Divergence) for Season One.
Our Flaws Praise Us Best of All
Rating: PG
Word count: 1.3k~
Characters: Finn, Quinn
Relationships: Finn x Quinn
Summary: Finn discovers his inner gentleman is only a variation of his inner douchebag, and the funny thing is how neither part of him ever stopped being in love with Quinn.
Additional Information: For joinmymisery at finnquinn Valentine's Day Exchange
Sex is a Texas Drought
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2k
Characters: Penny, Howard, Leonard, Raj, Sheldon, Puck (from Glee)
Relationships: Penny x Puck
Summary: Puck moves to California to get a job cleaning pools. More specifically, that of Tyra Banks. And that's how he meets a pair of nerds pretending to be cablemen- and their hot blond actress-slash-waitress friend.
Additional Information: For curve. Crossover with Glee.
She Had Only Two Friends On Facebook
Rating: PG
Word count: 2.8k~
Characters: Brittany, Kurt, Tina, Puck
Relationships: Brittany x Tina
Summary: Just how Kurt Hummel, Glee clubber and rumoured gay kid, got a cheerleader and Goth to dance to Single Ladies with him.
Additional Information: For dapplefur at glee_rare_pairs. Episode tag for Preggers. Savagely attacks the fanon characterisation of Brittany and Tina's characterisation in early Season 4.
Shotgun Blues
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3k~
Characters: Jesse St. James, Sandy Ryerson, Sugar Motta, OMC (rather an actual never-seen canon character)
Warnings: Mentions of underage drug addiction. Sandy being creepy.
Summary:
Additional Information: Written for gleek_land. Based off Chuck's throwaway comment about his dealer, "Jesse's in St. Bart's for the weekend." Written (unobtrusively and detailed) as a screenplay. Minor crossover with Gossip Girl, featuring PJ Buckley and locations from that show.
Six Dime Bags' Worth a Birthday
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2.4k~
Characters: Finn, Kurt, Puck, Quinn
Relationships: Finn x Quinn (background), Puck x Quinn
Summary: Puck wants to do something illegal for Finn's sixteenth birthday, Kurt is not sure how this is going to keep him from being Dumpster-ed, and Quinn swears she's only in it to keep an eye on Finn.
Additional Information: For gleeverse.
Take Your Powder, Take Your Candle
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3.1k~
Characters: Blaine, Kurt, Quinn, Santana
Relationships: Blaine x Kurt, Quinn x Rachel (past)
Summary: It's hard for people to come into your life when you're constantly trying to lock them out. Lucky (or not) for Kurt, Blaine is more than normally persistent.
Additional Information: For gleeverse. RENT AU.
The Fight For You Is All I've Ever Known
Rating: R (non-explicit nudity)
Word count: 2.5k~
Characters: Jesse, Rachel, Puck
Relationships: Puck x Rachel, Jesse x Rachel
Summary: Resident dapper nerd Puck is math tutor to Rachel Berry, Goth extraordinaire and the love of his life. Is love really in the air, or is it just lust and pheromones? Relentless Lothario Jesse St. James and his Range Rover is certainly not helping matters any.
Additional Information: For slushieverse. AU (Props verse).
To Save a Life in E Flat
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3.5k~
Characters: Jesse, Rachel, Vocal Adrenaline, Finn, Shelby
Relationships: Jesse x Rachel
Summary: Jesse St. James goes deep into enemy territory for a girl who may just be the biggest drama queen in Ohio since Jesse himself. A what if story. Familiarly arrogant, and randomly crack.
Additional Information: Season One AU (Canon divergence).
You Are the Silence in Between What I Thought and What I Said
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3k
Characters: Annie, the study group, Dean Pelton, Puck (from Glee)
Relationships: Annie x Puck, Britta x Jeff (background)
Summary: Noah Puckerman moves to Colorado, takes an Anthropology class, and forgets to give Annie Adderall a pretty important memo.
Additional Information: For curve. Crossover with Glee.
HARRY POTTER
A Game of Thrones
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 16k~
Characters: Draco, Ginny, Blaise, Cho, Fred, George, Harry, Hermione, Neville, Pansy, Ron
Relationships: Draco x Ginny, Blaise x Pansy, Hannah x Neville (background), Hermione x Ron (background), Luna x Rolf Scamander
Summary: When Fred and George decide it's a good idea to organise a medieval-themed tournament, chaos and mayhem ensues. There's cider instead of Firewhisky, the most deceptively innocent Daily Prophet reporter recording their progress, and a Thestral that just won't what it's told.
Additional Information: Written for Rae at dgficexchange. Runner-Up for Best Fic Overall, nominated for Funniest Fic Overall, Best Supporting Character (Pansy), Best Interpretation of the Prompt, Snarkiest Conversation and Best Kiss. Written like a reality show (with loads of magic). Easter egg references to A Song of Ice and Fire/A Game of Thrones.
As I Was On My Way Home From Diagon Alley [On AO3]
Rating: R (to be safe)
Word count: 7k~
Characters: Draco, Ginny, Astoria Greengrass, Blaise Zabini
Relationships: Draco x Ginny, Astoria x Draco, Astoria x Blaise
Summary: He's arrogant and poor, a bad combination; she's short-tempered and owes him a favour, a worse combination. He's intrigued; she's keeping secrets. He drives the most dangerous Daimler London has ever seen; she can do magic. Is one little Galleon enough to hold them together, when there's more than just a brick wall to keep them apart?
Additional Information: For signifies at dgficexchange. Nominated for Best Angst (but comes with other flavours!)
In This World, We're Just Beginning
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 4.6k~
Characters: Astoria, Blaise, Cho, Draco, Harry, Luna, Millicent, Narcissa, Ron, Susan, Zacharias
Relationships: Astoria x Draco (pre-relationship), Blaise x Cho, Harry x Ginny (background), Hermione x Ron (background)
Summary: In which Harry and Draco are friends. Which inspires Luna to turn the tides of Zacharias Smith's popularity. And all of this has a strong bearing on how the Epilogue happened Eighteen and a Half Years Later.
Additional Information: For interhouse_fest.
Lucky To Be In Love With My Best Friend
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 4.5k~
Characters: Lily Luna, Rose, Scorpius, Albus Severus, Dominique, Lysander
Relationships: Lily Luna x Scorpius, Rose x Scorpius, Dominique x Lysander (background)
Summary: Everyone's convinced the 'signs' are there that Scorpius Malfoy is secretly in love with Rose. After all, they're best friends, and it's the cliché... isn't it?
Additional Information: For interhouse_fest.
Yesterday Threw Everything At Me [AO3]
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3.6k
Characters: Draco, Ginny, Bill, Fred, Harry
Relationships: Draco x Ginny, Bill x Fleur (background), Alicia x George (background), Harry x Luna (background)
Summary: The rivalry between the twins and Percy began with mashed potato. Nine years later, Ginny uses a Time Turner to change the past, but the future isn't exactly what she expected.
Additional Information: For rags_and_riches. AU (Alternate Canon). Not strictly AU, but a canon fic with an AU outcome brought about by a Time Turner. Slightly meta.
LES MISERABLÉS
Rumour (A Disaster In Progress) [AO3]
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3.4k~
Characters: Enjolras, Éponine, Grantaire, Marius, Combeferre, Courfeyrac, Jehan
Relationships: Enjolras x Grantaire (pre-relationship), Les Amis de l'ABC having shenanigans
Summary: "Enjolras is the six-hundred-year-old virgin, remember? He's married to his country, and cheats on her with his work." The last part came out more bitter than Grantaire probably intended, and Éponine just watched him viciously kick a few pixellated zombies to the curb.
"Um, Grantaire? Why is your game avatar a blonde in a leather jacket?"
There was silence, except the howl of dying zombies. "I was alone when I picked it, okay? It's not like I play this game when company's around."Additional Information: Beta by scarletxfields. AU (College/University). Actually set in Paris and not Americanised. First in the Tutoring Mlle. Cosette series..
Spotted: Chaos at Odd Hours [AO3]
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 5.7k~
Characters: Cosette, Courfeyrac, Enjolras, Grantaire, Jehan, Marius, Bahorel, Combeferre, Éponine
Relationships: Cosette x Marius (pre-relationship), Courfeyrac x Jehan, Enjolras x Grantaire (pre-relationship), Les Amis de l'ABC having shenanigans
Summary: Marius was going spare trying to make their flat look as if it was inhabited by nuns, instead of two red-blooded post-adolescent male students.
"She's not going to run screaming out the door if she steps into a cheesy box of leftover pizza, you know," Grantaire pointed out unhelpfully.
Marius shook his head. "Pizza boxes are the least of my concerns. What if she finds our Lance Hardwood, Sex Architect DVD? I know it's been missing for at least two months, but-"
"Murphy's Law dictates that your Cosette will find it for sure?"Additional Information: Beta by scarletxfields. AU (College/University). Actually set in Paris and not Americanised. Second in the Tutoring Mlle. Cosette series.
Kiss (Best Served Over Tequila) [AO3]
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3.6k~
Characters: Cosette, Courfeyrac, Enjolras, Grantaire, Jehan, Marius, Bahorel, Combeferre, Éponine, Rich (from Community)
Relationships: Cosette x Marius (pre-relationship), Courfeyrac x Jehan, Enjolras x Grantaire (pre-relationship), Les Amis de l'ABC having shenanigans
Summary: "Any glare I wear is purely because Marius is pissing me off," said Courfeyrac. "No man should be born with a face like a woobie, and not use it to his advantage. That's just wrong."
"Marius left thirty minutes ago, and you're still glaring," Enjolras pointed out calmly.
"I'm fine," said Courfeyrac, consciously trying to rearrange his face. It nearly worked, but then he caught sight of Jehan leaning over the bar, passing a tall Cuba Libre to a muscular blond man, who grinned appreciatively. "I'm fine."Additional Information: Beta by scarletxfields. AU (College/University). Actually set in Paris and not Americanised. Community character included as a throwaway joke. Jehan's canon characterisation painstakingly adhered to. Third in the Tutoring Mlle. Cosette series.
You Burn With Us (WIP 3/?) [AO3]
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 5k~
Characters: Combeferre, Enjolras, Éponine, Grantaire, Javert, Marius, Cosette, Courfeyrac, Jehan, Mme Hucheloupe, Valjean,
Relationships: Combeferre x Éponine (plot point), Cosette x Marius, Enjolras x Grantaire
Summary: How Éponine Thénardier became the face of a revolution that changed France forever. In which: Enjolras attempts to overthrow the government from inside a coal mine, Combeferre is in love with Éponine on national television, Marius mentors Cosette even as he sends her into the arena, and Grantaire tries to stay sober and not watch them all die.
Additional Information: Beta by scarletxfields. AU (Hunger Games). Actually set in dystopian France and not Americanised. Each Les Mis character corresponds to a Hunger Games one.
LIZZIE BENNET DIARIES
I Thought You Were Chinese [AO3]
Rating: PG
Word count: 1.5k~
Characters: Darcy, Lizzie, Caroline, Gigi, Jane
Relationships: Lizzie/Will
Summary: William Darcy between Chicago and Lizzie Bennet. During which time he fails at being the messiah of Pemberly Digital, hallucinates from drinking too much wine, and daydreams about Lizzie… Bennet's voicemail.
Additional Information: Episode tag for Episode 98.
MERLIN
Machinery of the Stars
Rating: PG
Word count: 6k~
Characters: Arthur, Lancelot, Gwen, Merlin, Morgana, Friar Tuck (of Robin Hood lore)
Relationships: Arthur x Gwen, Gwen x Lancelot (unrequited)
Summary: Lancelot prefers to take the high road, but Arthur likes kicking him where it hurts. If only these two unlikely allies would learn to get along better, what with they being the only heroes and Gwen's life being at stake… Geckoes, friars, and being dead are the only easy things about their quest.
Additional Information: For merlinreversebb. Art by nickygabriel. Beta by dreaminghour. Minor and historically inaccurate intersection with Robin Hood.
SUPERNATURAL
Angels With Benefits
Rating: R
Word count: 3k~
Characters: Castiel, Dean, Balthazar, Sam
Relationships: Castiel x Dean
Warnings: Spoilers for late Season 6.
Summary: Dean and Castiel aren't lovers. They're just two people who enjoy each other's company... a bit too much. And it's just physical, anyway. Until Castiel loses his powers in Oregon, and Dean is forced to revaluate everything he knows about their relationship.
Additional Information: Recommended at crack_impala. Episode tag for late Season 6. My first SPN fic ♥
I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am
Rating: R
Word count: 4k~
Characters: Castiel, Dean, Gabriel, Sam
Relationships: Castiel x Dean
Summary: Dean challenges Castiel to a drinking match. Considering how angels don't really get drunk, this probably isn't going to end well. Definitely not when Dean is over the moon and body shots are involved.
Our Hearts Drown the Distant Drums
Rating: R (to be safe)
Word count: 10k~
Characters: Castiel, Dean, Sam, Anna, Balthazar, Gabriel
Relationships: Castiel x Dean
Summary: You meet the love of your life in the unlikeliest of places, in the unlikeliest of ways. For Castiel, it was while chasing down the thief who stole his sister's parasol. Dean has secrets, Castiel is conflicted by duty, and did we mention he's already destined to die in 1789?
Additional Information: For spn_reversebang. Art by dearthursday. AU and with time travel.
Scared That You Won't Be Waiting On the Other Side [AO3]
Rating: R
Word count: 5.5k~
Characters: Castiel, Dean, Sam, Crowley, Kali, Arsene Wenger (Arsenal's real-life manager)
Relationships: Castiel x Dean
Summary: Castiel is the Arsenal defender who's being courted by New York Red Bulls agent Sam Wincher for a transfer. This is twenty-four hours in Dean's life, during which he tries to be assistant coach to a bunch of crazy footballers, and tries to brother's grand plan to steal his club's star player. Which he does by sleeping with said player. Stellar plan.
Additional Information: For worldwide_spn. AU (EPL football). References to Arsenal and New York Bulls, and poorly concealed allegory for real club events. Pre-dominantly just plain good old SPN fanfic.
Something Ever After (co-written with scarletxfields.)
Rating: PG
Word count: 28k~
Characters: Castiel, Dean, Anna, Becky, Chuck, Gabriel, Jess, John, Lucifer, Ruby, Sam
Relationships: Castiel x Dean, Jess x Sam (background but plot-significant)
Summary: What if the princess was in love with the wrong prince? What if the fairy godmother had a vested interest in making sure Cinderella never goes to the ball and marries Prince Charming? Magic, misunderstandings and pie are just part and parcel of a day on the road to Prince Dean Winchester's happily ever after.
Additional Information: For cwbigbang. Cinderella AU.
Zipper-suited Sun God
Rating: PG
Word count: 9k~
Characters: Castiel, Crowley, Dean, Gabriel, Balthazar, Kali, Ruby, Sam
Summary: Against the backdrop of civil war in a distant country, a mercenary pilot and a mechanic hatch an audacious madcap scheme for desertion. Dean thinks this is the worst lead-up to Christmas Day yet, Gabriel is criminally cheerful, Castiel is unwillingly aiding and abetting, and Crowley thinks he's the only sane man left- and it's up to him to pull the plug on everyone else's fun before it's all shot to hell and a war is lost.
Additional Information: For spn_reversebang. Art by lonewined. Air Force AU and largely gen fic. Cas x Dean and Ruby x Sam, if you squint.
THE SOCIAL NETWORK
Never Been More Vanilla
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 14k~
Characters: Cameron, Divya, Tyler, KC
Relationships: Cameron x Divya
Summary: Cameron goes through women like tissues, and Tyler is the gay one in the family. Divya has a hard time telling them apart. His life is a bad Bollywood movie right now.
Additional Information: Based on a prompttsn_kinkmeme.
Shut Up Or My Brother Will Shoot
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2k~
Characters: Cameron, Divya, Tyler
Relationships: Cameron x Divya (background), Winklevoss twins being brothers
Summary: Cameron gives up maintaining his GPA in favour of having a meltdown. Tyler would prefer to concentrate on his Playstation instead.
Additional Information: Based on a prompttsn_kinkmeme. Companion piece/sequel: You Can't Get More Attractive Than This.
You Can't Get More Attractive Than This
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3.6k~
Characters: Cameron, Divya, Tyler, KC
Relationships: Cameron x Divya (background), Winklevoss twins being brothers
Summary: Remember that scene on Valentine's Day, when Cameron is checking messages from Mark on his phone, and Tyler comes in, sopping wet, flinging off a sock? Here's how it all began...
Additional Information: Based on a prompttsn_kinkmeme. Companion piece to Shut Up Or My Brother Will Shoot.