Hey, Trumposaurus!
I'm not the first person to use the term "Trumposaurus" ("Trumpasaurus"?), but I'm the first to come up with the chant
Hey, Trumposaurus,
Please don't bore us!
I picture an army of (mostly) men, (mostly) in shorts, with mullets and baseball caps turned backwards, chanting at rallies. Then they march back to their man caves to eat meat and drink "America", the beer formerly known as Bud (the beer I call Bortweezer).
I can also see The Trumposaurus coming up with his own brand of beer, even more watered down than America/Bud, yet somehow considered even more "manly". (WWHD?*)
Is it a disruption of The Trumposaurus's bloviations? Is it support? Or just a dream I dreamed one afternoon long ago? And does this mean that I'm supporting Phil Lesh for president?
*WWHD: What Would Hillary Drink?
Martinis? Bloody Marys? Backwoods Arkansas moonshine? Whatever is being served for free at the latest Wall Street party she's attending?
I don't imagine The Trumposaurus actually drinking his own (hypothetical) brand of beer. What would he drink? Comments welcome.
I imagine Sanders drinking some local Vermont craft beer, if he drinks beer. Maybe he's a home brewer.
This post was written under the influence of only caffeine, and only a moderate dose. (And next time I get an ice coffee at Taco Bell, I'll ask for more than one sugar.)
But what I really want to know is - will The Trumposaurus support my 2006 proposal for a Global War on Bathtubs? http://hipnessmolecule.livejournal.com/7249.html
Hey, Trumposaurus,
Please don't bore us!
I picture an army of (mostly) men, (mostly) in shorts, with mullets and baseball caps turned backwards, chanting at rallies. Then they march back to their man caves to eat meat and drink "America", the beer formerly known as Bud (the beer I call Bortweezer).
I can also see The Trumposaurus coming up with his own brand of beer, even more watered down than America/Bud, yet somehow considered even more "manly". (WWHD?*)
Is it a disruption of The Trumposaurus's bloviations? Is it support? Or just a dream I dreamed one afternoon long ago? And does this mean that I'm supporting Phil Lesh for president?
*WWHD: What Would Hillary Drink?
Martinis? Bloody Marys? Backwoods Arkansas moonshine? Whatever is being served for free at the latest Wall Street party she's attending?
I don't imagine The Trumposaurus actually drinking his own (hypothetical) brand of beer. What would he drink? Comments welcome.
I imagine Sanders drinking some local Vermont craft beer, if he drinks beer. Maybe he's a home brewer.
This post was written under the influence of only caffeine, and only a moderate dose. (And next time I get an ice coffee at Taco Bell, I'll ask for more than one sugar.)
But what I really want to know is - will The Trumposaurus support my 2006 proposal for a Global War on Bathtubs? http://hipnessmolecule.livejournal.com/7249.html