Mar 31, 2007 14:02
So guys, I have this idea! Maybe this sounds kinda dorky, but I want you all to tell me what is sitting on your coffee table right now, assuming that you have a coffee table. If not, you could say what's sitting on your desk, or counter, or kitchen table, or any other surface that attracts clutter, but coffee tables are preferable. Maybe this has already been a myspace bulletin or a livejournal post, but I don't care, I just want to satisfy my own morbid curiosity. Be specific, I want some fucking lavish coffee table descriptions here. Like here's mine. This is actually the coffee table at Casey's house, but who cares.
-a candle which I believe was stolen from some lame party
-some kinda silvery bracelet thing
-two cups of tea, english black breakfast tea if I recall correctly
-a Gustav Klimt art book
-the novel "The Dead Father" by Donald Barthelme
-the novel "Mysteries" by Knut Hamsun
-an empty can of 7up
-a glass pipe for smoking dope
-a little glass jar that used to have dope in it
-a little zip up pouch that holds the previously mentioned glass pipe and little glass jar
-a purple lighter
-a TV remote control
-a box of some candy called JUJYFRUITS, which I have never heard of
-a pack of Camels
And I think that's it! Whew! So guys, please write back and tell me what you have on your coffee tables! I guess after that you could repost this on your own livejournal or something, but I don't really care one way or the other. Yay!