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Hey dudes. Guess what? Here at The Evergreen State College, I have a job in the office telephoning prospective students and asking them about their plans for college- you know, whether or not they plan to come to Evergreen, where else they're applying, all that good stuff. We get lists of interested students' phone numbers that are divided up by time zone, and everyone gets first dibs on calling people in their home state. So today I'm looking at my list of good ol' Texas phone numbers, making sure I can pronounce all the names before I start calling these kids, and what name should I see but Erin Golden! In case you didn't know, she was totally like my first girlfriend ever (well there was Valerie Skakun back in the 6th grade, but I don't know if that really counts). So we all had a good laugh about the wacky coincidence of that, and I called up Erin with my professional telephone voice (you guys should hear my telephone voice, it's fucking smooth) and asked her if she planned on attending The Evergreen State College in beautiful Olympia, WA. She said "No I'm not," and then I'm pretty sure she hung up on me! Dude isn't that fucked up? Plus it's Valentine's Day too, so she probably thinks I'm a total creeper who's been pining for her all these years and keeps a tacky shrine to her in my closet or something. Aaaaah!

So yeah. I don't know if anyone who reads my livejournal is friends with Erin, but if you are, could you tell her that I'm not a total creeper, and that I was making a serious professional telephone call to her and I thought maybe we could laugh and talk about old times or something and I could tell her about what a cool college this is and stuff, but she hung up on me (or maybe her telephone broke or something but I kinda doubt it) and that shit was fucked up? Thanks guys.

Happy Valentine's Day! I'm going to go get drunk and make out with someone I don't know.