Funny thought about my $job

[hipgnosis6]

When clients call to request earthquake insurance, I have to ask them for some basic information about their homes so the licensed agents will know what product will work best. Two of the questions are "Is your home a manufactured home or a site-built home? Is your home built out of wood framing or masonry?"

I'm pretty sure I'd get in trouble if I asked people which of the three pigs they were.