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If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
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If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
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If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal worker wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
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If a person of color is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
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If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
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If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches the channel.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
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If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
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If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
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If a conservative slips and falls in the store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.
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If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
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If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
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If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal worker wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
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If a person of color is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
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If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
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If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches the channel.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
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If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
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If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
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If a conservative slips and falls in the store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.
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