I MADE CALL BACKS!!
YO BITCH,
history: copied rachel's french workbook and got yelled at for moving next to devon. look ms. carey, be-itches and ho bags like krap kurt and skiing cowgirl should nevet be allowed to move. madi and i on the other hand, should ALWAYS be given the option of choosing our seat, especially considering the fact that poor devon has NEVER gotten to sit with "hip and fresh side". had a guest speaker who was really interesting. kate's dad apparently works with the history professor speaker so i guess that means he works with my dad as well. does anybody remember what his name was?
p.e.: played badminton and whupped everyone's ass. A+ for me and emily!
nutrition: moment of truth as madi walked me to the theater to see the Call Back List for improv. auditions. GUESS WHO MADE A CALL BACK?! I was so ecstatic...
french: watched the most RANDOM cartoon movie made by some French person. it won an academy award for best song. like...what the fuck?! it's a french cartoon with no words. how could it possibly compete with anything else? it was amusing. this fat woman had her son kidnapped by a bunch of CIA agents that wanted to use professional bikers to watch a movie. she had a whistle. she used it a lot. they had a fat dog that barked when trains went by. she followed them from france to the U.S. and met up with these 3 old dames that used to be good singers but now WEREN'T. that was about it.
math: took a math test. HARD AS SATAN'S ICE COLD HEART THAT SOMEHOW MANAGES TO REMAIN ICY IN THE FIREY PITS OF HELL.
lunch: math club. we had 4 pizzas and more people that we've ever had and i got an award for being the most enthusiastic person and for the most efficient pie saleswoman at International Day, haha. plus points for me. i got a slice of pepporoni pizza and a butterfinger which i later split between madi and alex since i'm not particularly fond of butterfingers but it was REALLY fun and i got a whole bunch of other mondo good candy and sprite and generally just had a marvelous time.
english: we took notes. and read the play. oh and i have another reason to hate shakespeare: it's racist. "Away, you Ethiop!" says Lysander trying to insult Hermia by calling her an Ethiopian, i.e. black. ms. mason hcose not to bring it up. hm...i wonder why? HAHAHAHA, i always do this thing where i swing my leg and cross them and devon and i always make fun of how i do it, right? well devon was imitating me and little ms. hawtie mchawt hawt hit her leg on the table and we could NOT stop laughing for hours...i had to read Oberon because madi (no hard feelings whatsoever lesbianic interracial lover though, haha) volunteered me and ms. mason heard and was like YEAH , KYRAH SHOULD DEFINITELY BE OBERON SEEING AS HOW SHE DOESN'T WANT TO DO IT AS ONE COULD EASILY DETECT FROM HER LACK OF RAISING HER HAND WHEN ASKED WHO WANTED TO READ. i told her i couldn't do it because i had a lisp and she said, OH DON'T WORRY, SO DO I!! ...? what the fuck? no you don't. stop lying. then when i began reading she commented i need to be more spunky. spunk this, oh corpulent one (claps hands once and extends right arm/ extends middle finger)!! furry, black caterpillar eyebrowed be-itch.
bio: THIS CLASS WOULD JUST NOT END TODAY. OH MY CRAP I SWEAR THE CLOCK WENT BACKWARDS ABOUT A BAGAGILLION TIMES JUST TO MAKE US SUFFER MORE. but it finally ended and i went to hang out afterschool with emily, rachel cohen, sarah, alex, andrew, rachel alonso until everyone but emily and rachel cohen were left. emliy and i talked about this conclusion i'm beginning to draw about my love life which i MUST share with certain people and rachel cohen pulled the submarine out her ass for a few minutes so she wasn't TOO painful to talk to. then my black father pulled up in a rented car, but not just any rented car. IT WAS A TAHOE. A BIG ASS SUBURBAN TAHOE. i didn't recognize the car of course, so he stuck out his hand and kind of did this gangsta wave to let me know it was a black man, and therefore someone i knew consdering the fact us black people know all the other black people in town. =). hahahahahah, it was FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY FREAKIN' LIFE! we dropped emily off and i went to get my passport picture taken because i might be going somewhere exciting this summer. then my dad had to go to longs and i bumped in the car to rap. my ride, has just FULLY been pimped...(mondo plus points to whoever just got that reference)
WAR OUT!!
history: copied rachel's french workbook and got yelled at for moving next to devon. look ms. carey, be-itches and ho bags like krap kurt and skiing cowgirl should nevet be allowed to move. madi and i on the other hand, should ALWAYS be given the option of choosing our seat, especially considering the fact that poor devon has NEVER gotten to sit with "hip and fresh side". had a guest speaker who was really interesting. kate's dad apparently works with the history professor speaker so i guess that means he works with my dad as well. does anybody remember what his name was?
p.e.: played badminton and whupped everyone's ass. A+ for me and emily!
nutrition: moment of truth as madi walked me to the theater to see the Call Back List for improv. auditions. GUESS WHO MADE A CALL BACK?! I was so ecstatic...
french: watched the most RANDOM cartoon movie made by some French person. it won an academy award for best song. like...what the fuck?! it's a french cartoon with no words. how could it possibly compete with anything else? it was amusing. this fat woman had her son kidnapped by a bunch of CIA agents that wanted to use professional bikers to watch a movie. she had a whistle. she used it a lot. they had a fat dog that barked when trains went by. she followed them from france to the U.S. and met up with these 3 old dames that used to be good singers but now WEREN'T. that was about it.
math: took a math test. HARD AS SATAN'S ICE COLD HEART THAT SOMEHOW MANAGES TO REMAIN ICY IN THE FIREY PITS OF HELL.
lunch: math club. we had 4 pizzas and more people that we've ever had and i got an award for being the most enthusiastic person and for the most efficient pie saleswoman at International Day, haha. plus points for me. i got a slice of pepporoni pizza and a butterfinger which i later split between madi and alex since i'm not particularly fond of butterfingers but it was REALLY fun and i got a whole bunch of other mondo good candy and sprite and generally just had a marvelous time.
english: we took notes. and read the play. oh and i have another reason to hate shakespeare: it's racist. "Away, you Ethiop!" says Lysander trying to insult Hermia by calling her an Ethiopian, i.e. black. ms. mason hcose not to bring it up. hm...i wonder why? HAHAHAHA, i always do this thing where i swing my leg and cross them and devon and i always make fun of how i do it, right? well devon was imitating me and little ms. hawtie mchawt hawt hit her leg on the table and we could NOT stop laughing for hours...i had to read Oberon because madi (no hard feelings whatsoever lesbianic interracial lover though, haha) volunteered me and ms. mason heard and was like YEAH , KYRAH SHOULD DEFINITELY BE OBERON SEEING AS HOW SHE DOESN'T WANT TO DO IT AS ONE COULD EASILY DETECT FROM HER LACK OF RAISING HER HAND WHEN ASKED WHO WANTED TO READ. i told her i couldn't do it because i had a lisp and she said, OH DON'T WORRY, SO DO I!! ...? what the fuck? no you don't. stop lying. then when i began reading she commented i need to be more spunky. spunk this, oh corpulent one (claps hands once and extends right arm/ extends middle finger)!! furry, black caterpillar eyebrowed be-itch.
bio: THIS CLASS WOULD JUST NOT END TODAY. OH MY CRAP I SWEAR THE CLOCK WENT BACKWARDS ABOUT A BAGAGILLION TIMES JUST TO MAKE US SUFFER MORE. but it finally ended and i went to hang out afterschool with emily, rachel cohen, sarah, alex, andrew, rachel alonso until everyone but emily and rachel cohen were left. emliy and i talked about this conclusion i'm beginning to draw about my love life which i MUST share with certain people and rachel cohen pulled the submarine out her ass for a few minutes so she wasn't TOO painful to talk to. then my black father pulled up in a rented car, but not just any rented car. IT WAS A TAHOE. A BIG ASS SUBURBAN TAHOE. i didn't recognize the car of course, so he stuck out his hand and kind of did this gangsta wave to let me know it was a black man, and therefore someone i knew consdering the fact us black people know all the other black people in town. =). hahahahahah, it was FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY FREAKIN' LIFE! we dropped emily off and i went to get my passport picture taken because i might be going somewhere exciting this summer. then my dad had to go to longs and i bumped in the car to rap. my ride, has just FULLY been pimped...(mondo plus points to whoever just got that reference)
WAR OUT!!