Survey says->
Your gender:
Male
Straight/gay/bi?
Pansexual. Im sexually attracted to all of creation
Single?
mostly
Want to be?
no
Your birthdate:
march something I think
Your height:
6'
The color of your eyes:
a medium blue
Happy with it?
what happy with my eyes? I guess. Its not like I can do anything about it if I was.
The color of your hair:
sorta blonde
Happy with it?
I would rather my head be on fire. That would look cool.
Left/right/ambidextrous?
ambidextrous
Your family:
my family what?
Have any pets?
not with me
What's your job:
Ha! jobs suck. no thnk you I'd rather starve
Obsessions?
Trimming my fingernails, avoiding stepping on cracks, Godzilla
Do you speak another language?
I am taking German right now
Have a favourite quote?
It changes all the time
DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
- - - - -
Do you live in the moment?
how the fuck can I not?
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?
Only in theory. But it would be a lot easier just to kill everybody
Do you have any secrets?
not really. Its not that Im not complex just that I dont mind letting people know about myself.
Do you hate yourself?
All the time
Do you like your handwriting?
well its better than writing with my feet.
Do you have any bad habits?
Yes but I refuse to change unless it somehow benefits me
What is the compliment you get most from people?
"GOD grey your so sweet." "Thanks for fucking me hardcore that was really awesome." "How often do you bathe?"
What's your biggest fear?
needles
Can you sing?
yeah
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?
"Im John Shaft motherfucker!"
Are you a loner?
sorta not really
What are your no. 1 priorities in life?
Priorities?
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
I would fuck me
Are you a daredevil?
Im intelligent about risk, yet mostly unconcerned with consequences.
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?
I hate how I fear how much I hate myself. It scares me.
Have you got a journal? Besides this one?
Yeahy I got a really cool expensive Moleskine one. It was a gift.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I would be made out of metal and eat rocks. That would kick ass.
How do you vent?
There is no venting because I constantly let it out. On the back of the head of those stupid people who always talk on cell phones
Do you think you are emotionally strong?
yes I am strong and solid. Unwavering in my emotional virility and self-reliance
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?
I should have killed people when I was younger. That way I could have gotten away with it. There's no way I could get away with anything now.
Do you think life has been good so far?
To me at least. cant say anything about new orleans
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?
That changes all the time too
What do you like the most about your body?
The circulatory system.
And least?
no tentacles
Do you think you are good looking?
I'd fuck me.
Are you confident?
I'd fuck me.
Who is the fictional character you're most like?
God
Are you perceived wrongly?
No I think most people got me spot on. Not a mind reader ya know
DO YOU...
- - - - -
Smoke?
sometimes
Do drugs?
sometimes
Read the newspaper?
reading is for fools
Pray?
praying is for fools
Go to church?
church is for fools
Talk to strangers who IM you?
strangers are for fools...oh wait got carried away with myself
Sleep with stuffed animals?
yeah but I dont usually wear a condom
Talk to people even though you hate them?
not really talk so much as insult
Like to drive fast?
Yes.
WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
- - - - -
Liked your voice?
Yeah
Hurt yourself?
accidentally and intentionally
Been out of the country?
I've been a lot of places. London, Paris, Ghana, Thailand, Cambodia, Kuwait
Eaten something that made other people sick?
yeah a cookie burger. Its just like a burger except the buns are big chocolate chip cookies and it tastes really gross with mayonaise
Been in love?
but of course
Done drugs?
yeah
Gone skinny dipping?
yes
Had a medical emergency?
never. never needed emergency medical attention. I am stout.
Had a surgery?
never have never will
Ran away from home?
I went all the down to fence line in theback yard.
Played strip poker?
nope
Gotten beaten up?
Man when iwas a kid I used to have the shit kicked out of me all the time. It was exillerating
Beaten someone up?
yep
Been picked on?
not for long
Been on stage?
yes I have stood a stage before. I've also been in most rooms that a building contains before you ask any other similar questions
Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?
sure why not
Slept outdoors?
often
Thought about suicide?
often
Pulled an all-nighter?
when I first got Everquest 1 I did it all the time
If yes, what is your record?
3 hrs...
Gone one day without food?
Not if I could help it
Talked on the phone all night?
what is this phone you speak of?
Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?
yes, but she was my cousin so I think there's a good reason we didnt have sex
Slept all day?
definatley
Killed someone?
thousands of innocent civilians, women and children.
Made out with a stranger?
who could be stranger than me?
Had sex with a stranger?
again, me.
Thought you're going crazy?
hahahahaha......meh hee....GWARGWARGWARGWAR
Kissed the same sex?
probably
Done anything sexual with the same sex?
yes
Been betrayed?
When hamtaro sold out it really hurt me.
Had a dream that came true?
yeah this one time I dreamed I was answering questions on Livejournal and then I was attcked by a bear. Give me aminuet there's a knock at the door.
Broken the law?
yes
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?
I ran over a mole with a lawn mower
On purpose?
The second mole was on purpose
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?
yes
Stolen anything?
music off the internet, the hearts of young lovers everywhere, and money from people I know.
Been on radio/tv?
no
Been in a mosh-pit?
not a really good one anyway
Had a nervous breakdown?
yeo
Considered religious vocation?
very briefly
Bungee jumped?
I wish.
Had a dream that kept coming back?
nope
CLOTHES
- - - - -
Shoe brand?
I dont know. Their just fucking flipflops. Jesus Christ nobody cares what shoes Im wearing
Brand of clothing?
I like to burn things
Cologne/perfume?
not unless im going somewhere important
Wear hats?
I have a wide and varied collection of cool hats
Judge other people by their clothing?
of course. thats what clothes are there for. You have to judge the book by its cover, otherwise you end up talking to really lame books all the time
Wear make-up?
yes
Favourite place to shop?
THE INTERNET!!!
Favourite article of clothing?
gotta go with scarf on this one
Are you trendy?
Trendy is as trendy does
Would you rather wear a uniform to school?
I would rather peel off my skin and roll around in salt
BELIEFS
- - - - -
Believe in life on other planets?
If there are aliens why would they come to the alabama ass end of the universe?
Astrology?
Planets do not determine our future.
Magic?
Uh hello? They allready made a bunch of movies about it. Its called The Force.
God?
Thats like asking if I believe in Santa Clause.
Santa?
your kidding me right
Ghosts?
Well if they do exist I know they got nothing to do with me
Luck?
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity
Love at first sight?
how about infatuation at first sight.
Witches?
They're people too right? Like the druids of stonhenge right.Its plumbers I ahve a hard time believeing in.
Easter bunny?
Oh come on!
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?
sentimental bullshit =)
Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
Its important to be optimistic
Do you wish on stars?
I wonder if I can curse upon a star too?
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
- - - - -
That haunted you?
The ghost of george washingtons wooden teeth. I used to wake up at night and hear chattering.
You wanted to kill?
Lol, I keep a list of hated celebrities
That you laughed at?
I swear to god I saw a women with a mustache. she must have been 24, and she was definatley indian. ughhhh
That laughed at you?
myself
That turned you on?
myself
You went shopping with?
myself
To disappoint you?
Tom Cruise and his wierdo paranoid scientology
To ask you out?
shit can remember her name
To make you cry?
parents
To brighten up your day?
guys down the hall
Male
Straight/gay/bi?
Pansexual. Im sexually attracted to all of creation
Single?
mostly
Want to be?
no
Your birthdate:
march something I think
Your height:
6'
The color of your eyes:
a medium blue
Happy with it?
what happy with my eyes? I guess. Its not like I can do anything about it if I was.
The color of your hair:
sorta blonde
Happy with it?
I would rather my head be on fire. That would look cool.
Left/right/ambidextrous?
ambidextrous
Your family:
my family what?
Have any pets?
not with me
What's your job:
Ha! jobs suck. no thnk you I'd rather starve
Obsessions?
Trimming my fingernails, avoiding stepping on cracks, Godzilla
Do you speak another language?
I am taking German right now
Have a favourite quote?
It changes all the time
DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
- - - - -
Do you live in the moment?
how the fuck can I not?
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?
Only in theory. But it would be a lot easier just to kill everybody
Do you have any secrets?
not really. Its not that Im not complex just that I dont mind letting people know about myself.
Do you hate yourself?
All the time
Do you like your handwriting?
well its better than writing with my feet.
Do you have any bad habits?
Yes but I refuse to change unless it somehow benefits me
What is the compliment you get most from people?
"GOD grey your so sweet." "Thanks for fucking me hardcore that was really awesome." "How often do you bathe?"
What's your biggest fear?
needles
Can you sing?
yeah
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?
"Im John Shaft motherfucker!"
Are you a loner?
sorta not really
What are your no. 1 priorities in life?
Priorities?
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
I would fuck me
Are you a daredevil?
Im intelligent about risk, yet mostly unconcerned with consequences.
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?
I hate how I fear how much I hate myself. It scares me.
Have you got a journal? Besides this one?
Yeahy I got a really cool expensive Moleskine one. It was a gift.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I would be made out of metal and eat rocks. That would kick ass.
How do you vent?
There is no venting because I constantly let it out. On the back of the head of those stupid people who always talk on cell phones
Do you think you are emotionally strong?
yes I am strong and solid. Unwavering in my emotional virility and self-reliance
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?
I should have killed people when I was younger. That way I could have gotten away with it. There's no way I could get away with anything now.
Do you think life has been good so far?
To me at least. cant say anything about new orleans
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?
That changes all the time too
What do you like the most about your body?
The circulatory system.
And least?
no tentacles
Do you think you are good looking?
I'd fuck me.
Are you confident?
I'd fuck me.
Who is the fictional character you're most like?
God
Are you perceived wrongly?
No I think most people got me spot on. Not a mind reader ya know
DO YOU...
- - - - -
Smoke?
sometimes
Do drugs?
sometimes
Read the newspaper?
reading is for fools
Pray?
praying is for fools
Go to church?
church is for fools
Talk to strangers who IM you?
strangers are for fools...oh wait got carried away with myself
Sleep with stuffed animals?
yeah but I dont usually wear a condom
Talk to people even though you hate them?
not really talk so much as insult
Like to drive fast?
Yes.
WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
- - - - -
Liked your voice?
Yeah
Hurt yourself?
accidentally and intentionally
Been out of the country?
I've been a lot of places. London, Paris, Ghana, Thailand, Cambodia, Kuwait
Eaten something that made other people sick?
yeah a cookie burger. Its just like a burger except the buns are big chocolate chip cookies and it tastes really gross with mayonaise
Been in love?
but of course
Done drugs?
yeah
Gone skinny dipping?
yes
Had a medical emergency?
never. never needed emergency medical attention. I am stout.
Had a surgery?
never have never will
Ran away from home?
I went all the down to fence line in theback yard.
Played strip poker?
nope
Gotten beaten up?
Man when iwas a kid I used to have the shit kicked out of me all the time. It was exillerating
Beaten someone up?
yep
Been picked on?
not for long
Been on stage?
yes I have stood a stage before. I've also been in most rooms that a building contains before you ask any other similar questions
Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?
sure why not
Slept outdoors?
often
Thought about suicide?
often
Pulled an all-nighter?
when I first got Everquest 1 I did it all the time
If yes, what is your record?
3 hrs...
Gone one day without food?
Not if I could help it
Talked on the phone all night?
what is this phone you speak of?
Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?
yes, but she was my cousin so I think there's a good reason we didnt have sex
Slept all day?
definatley
Killed someone?
thousands of innocent civilians, women and children.
Made out with a stranger?
who could be stranger than me?
Had sex with a stranger?
again, me.
Thought you're going crazy?
hahahahaha......meh hee....GWARGWARGWARGWAR
Kissed the same sex?
probably
Done anything sexual with the same sex?
yes
Been betrayed?
When hamtaro sold out it really hurt me.
Had a dream that came true?
yeah this one time I dreamed I was answering questions on Livejournal and then I was attcked by a bear. Give me aminuet there's a knock at the door.
Broken the law?
yes
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?
I ran over a mole with a lawn mower
On purpose?
The second mole was on purpose
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?
yes
Stolen anything?
music off the internet, the hearts of young lovers everywhere, and money from people I know.
Been on radio/tv?
no
Been in a mosh-pit?
not a really good one anyway
Had a nervous breakdown?
yeo
Considered religious vocation?
very briefly
Bungee jumped?
I wish.
Had a dream that kept coming back?
nope
CLOTHES
- - - - -
Shoe brand?
I dont know. Their just fucking flipflops. Jesus Christ nobody cares what shoes Im wearing
Brand of clothing?
I like to burn things
Cologne/perfume?
not unless im going somewhere important
Wear hats?
I have a wide and varied collection of cool hats
Judge other people by their clothing?
of course. thats what clothes are there for. You have to judge the book by its cover, otherwise you end up talking to really lame books all the time
Wear make-up?
yes
Favourite place to shop?
THE INTERNET!!!
Favourite article of clothing?
gotta go with scarf on this one
Are you trendy?
Trendy is as trendy does
Would you rather wear a uniform to school?
I would rather peel off my skin and roll around in salt
BELIEFS
- - - - -
Believe in life on other planets?
If there are aliens why would they come to the alabama ass end of the universe?
Astrology?
Planets do not determine our future.
Magic?
Uh hello? They allready made a bunch of movies about it. Its called The Force.
God?
Thats like asking if I believe in Santa Clause.
Santa?
your kidding me right
Ghosts?
Well if they do exist I know they got nothing to do with me
Luck?
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity
Love at first sight?
how about infatuation at first sight.
Witches?
They're people too right? Like the druids of stonhenge right.Its plumbers I ahve a hard time believeing in.
Easter bunny?
Oh come on!
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?
sentimental bullshit =)
Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
Its important to be optimistic
Do you wish on stars?
I wonder if I can curse upon a star too?
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
- - - - -
That haunted you?
The ghost of george washingtons wooden teeth. I used to wake up at night and hear chattering.
You wanted to kill?
Lol, I keep a list of hated celebrities
That you laughed at?
I swear to god I saw a women with a mustache. she must have been 24, and she was definatley indian. ughhhh
That laughed at you?
myself
That turned you on?
myself
You went shopping with?
myself
To disappoint you?
Tom Cruise and his wierdo paranoid scientology
To ask you out?
shit can remember her name
To make you cry?
parents
To brighten up your day?
guys down the hall