just putting it out there.
Ask Yourself:
will i die wearing this shirt?
if a butterfly flaps its wings in brazil, will it chain reaction and make me sneeze?
can a modern woman and a today man coexist harmoniously together under one roof?
would sex be more enjoyable if it weren't for catholicism?
do i have something in my teeth?
if men think about sex every six seconds, than how often do boys?
is homosexuality natures idea of population control? or just another bi-product of chaos?
if heterosexuality isn't a bi-product of chaos (urban chaos), is it nature's sense of humor?
is jealousy a bi-product of morality?
do androids dream of electric sheep?
does my ass look fat in these jeans?
do you have to love someone in order to hate them?
can you ever really hate someone?
is my boyfriend crazy? or am i?
can someone really be accident prone?
if we never got sick, would we enjoy health?
will anything ever upstage denim?
has there been, is there, or will there be someone who is universally desired?
when will we be able to travel without moving?
does thought affect matter?
is anybody listening?
do other women find something attractive about every man they see?
if eyes are the window into our soul, where's the front door?
dare i ask, the back door?
is that really george washington on the one dollar bill or is it that adam welshaptguy?
if california is going to fall off into the pacific eventually, will arizona (by default) become the fake boob capital of the world?
are there such things as soulmates?
wow. nice to meet you. do you do yoga?
are we all good at heart?
is true monogamy possible?
can a man or a woman truly be happy with one person for the rest of his/her life?
is political correctness a phase?
which is more important, the pencil or the eraser?
looks or personality?
choose one:
taste
sight
smell
touch
sound
what would john lennon choose?
why does it make us feel better when strangers suffer?
do all men fantasize about threesomes?
is vanity biological?
is starbucks evil?
if scars, stretchmarks, and wrinkles are roadmaps, why do we slave over covering them?
how many people getting tattoos right now will have them removed?
are flowers narcissistic?
as human beings grow older, we inevitably become aware of our fragility as an animal so why do we treat the earth like an unbreakable machine as we get older?
if you don't need a license to be a parent, why do we need one to fish?
why does christianity harp on the importance of telling the truth when it's teachers and philosophies are systematically the biggest liars of all time?
why are new religions called 'cults' and existing ones given tax breaks?
are volcanoes merely zits on the face of an adolescent planet?
when life expectancy for men was 30ish, were high school sophmores having mid-life crisis'?
how did that affect their grades?
their sex life?
if prostitution was the first profession, what came second? (no pun intended.)
since so many things 'taste like chicken', than are dietary choices largely aesthetic?
("chickens: too cute to curse, but just ugly enough to eat!")
if alternate universes were a reality, would they too have reality tv?
if golf courses are the playgrounds of the rich, than where does mini-golf stand?
ask yourself:
what do you believe?
i believe that most things are not as they seem.
i believe that what most of us deem as 'truths' are merely trickled down,
co-opted, converter, and bastardized versions of once truths that today
have been assimilated and accepted as truths so as to fit the current cultural paradigm.
it sounds non-committal of me in that i have a hard time deciding on what to believe
when so much of what we are taught isn't real.
i feel burdened sometimes by my lack of ability to be fully convinced of things
i occasionally would rather be convinced of,
but most of the time i'm glad i'm of the mind to know the difference.
the phrase 'nothing is true, all is permissable,' rings in my mind a lot these days.
though i don't totally agree with that in the sense that there are
somethings to be taken at face value...
for example; the love of a child to parent and parent to child. (and a few other rare exceptions.)
but most other things that we literally hang the fabric of our existence on
don't stand balanced and strong on this tight rope walk.
could we as a species learn to handle such things? actual truths?
or is there a fundamental reason why we are taught to accept what we are told?
maybe somebody somewhere knows that people (en mass)
wouldn't handle having the table cloth torn our from under them.
maybe someone or some people knew and know that people, once again 'en mass',
would fall to the ground and shatter like cheap crystal at a suburban dinner party.
i think i have been preparing myself consciously and unconsciously
to know things that others don't or things that others couldn't handle.
so in that case, i'm ready to know more.
will i die wearing this shirt?
if a butterfly flaps its wings in brazil, will it chain reaction and make me sneeze?
can a modern woman and a today man coexist harmoniously together under one roof?
would sex be more enjoyable if it weren't for catholicism?
do i have something in my teeth?
if men think about sex every six seconds, than how often do boys?
is homosexuality natures idea of population control? or just another bi-product of chaos?
if heterosexuality isn't a bi-product of chaos (urban chaos), is it nature's sense of humor?
is jealousy a bi-product of morality?
do androids dream of electric sheep?
does my ass look fat in these jeans?
do you have to love someone in order to hate them?
can you ever really hate someone?
is my boyfriend crazy? or am i?
can someone really be accident prone?
if we never got sick, would we enjoy health?
will anything ever upstage denim?
has there been, is there, or will there be someone who is universally desired?
when will we be able to travel without moving?
does thought affect matter?
is anybody listening?
do other women find something attractive about every man they see?
if eyes are the window into our soul, where's the front door?
dare i ask, the back door?
is that really george washington on the one dollar bill or is it that adam welshaptguy?
if california is going to fall off into the pacific eventually, will arizona (by default) become the fake boob capital of the world?
are there such things as soulmates?
wow. nice to meet you. do you do yoga?
are we all good at heart?
is true monogamy possible?
can a man or a woman truly be happy with one person for the rest of his/her life?
is political correctness a phase?
which is more important, the pencil or the eraser?
looks or personality?
choose one:
taste
sight
smell
touch
sound
what would john lennon choose?
why does it make us feel better when strangers suffer?
do all men fantasize about threesomes?
is vanity biological?
is starbucks evil?
if scars, stretchmarks, and wrinkles are roadmaps, why do we slave over covering them?
how many people getting tattoos right now will have them removed?
are flowers narcissistic?
as human beings grow older, we inevitably become aware of our fragility as an animal so why do we treat the earth like an unbreakable machine as we get older?
if you don't need a license to be a parent, why do we need one to fish?
why does christianity harp on the importance of telling the truth when it's teachers and philosophies are systematically the biggest liars of all time?
why are new religions called 'cults' and existing ones given tax breaks?
are volcanoes merely zits on the face of an adolescent planet?
when life expectancy for men was 30ish, were high school sophmores having mid-life crisis'?
how did that affect their grades?
their sex life?
if prostitution was the first profession, what came second? (no pun intended.)
since so many things 'taste like chicken', than are dietary choices largely aesthetic?
("chickens: too cute to curse, but just ugly enough to eat!")
if alternate universes were a reality, would they too have reality tv?
if golf courses are the playgrounds of the rich, than where does mini-golf stand?
ask yourself:
what do you believe?
i believe that most things are not as they seem.
i believe that what most of us deem as 'truths' are merely trickled down,
co-opted, converter, and bastardized versions of once truths that today
have been assimilated and accepted as truths so as to fit the current cultural paradigm.
it sounds non-committal of me in that i have a hard time deciding on what to believe
when so much of what we are taught isn't real.
i feel burdened sometimes by my lack of ability to be fully convinced of things
i occasionally would rather be convinced of,
but most of the time i'm glad i'm of the mind to know the difference.
the phrase 'nothing is true, all is permissable,' rings in my mind a lot these days.
though i don't totally agree with that in the sense that there are
somethings to be taken at face value...
for example; the love of a child to parent and parent to child. (and a few other rare exceptions.)
but most other things that we literally hang the fabric of our existence on
don't stand balanced and strong on this tight rope walk.
could we as a species learn to handle such things? actual truths?
or is there a fundamental reason why we are taught to accept what we are told?
maybe somebody somewhere knows that people (en mass)
wouldn't handle having the table cloth torn our from under them.
maybe someone or some people knew and know that people, once again 'en mass',
would fall to the ground and shatter like cheap crystal at a suburban dinner party.
i think i have been preparing myself consciously and unconsciously
to know things that others don't or things that others couldn't handle.
so in that case, i'm ready to know more.