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1. Blang (n.) -> Bling that you used to own, then had to pawn or sell to friends to raise cash. “See all that bling he’s wearing? That’s my blang.”
2. Crunkassed-out (adj.) -> A variant of “crunk,” or “crazy-drunk,” this phrase means “crazy, drunk, and passed out.” “Everybody in the club get crunk! Then, later, we’ll get crunkassed-out!”
3. Espressanto (n.) -> The strange, universal, multilingual pidgin language spoken in coffee shops. “I’ll have a tall skinny low-fat with legs - oh, wait. No, that’s not right. Sorry, I’m not very fluent in Espressanto.”
4. Fizzizzled (v.) -> When a slang term has outlived its usefulness. “For shizzle has totally fizzizzled.” (Ok, wtf does ‘for shizzle mean anyway?)
5. Gold-Pressed Latinum (n.) -> Highly specific Star Trek slang used to describe nerds who wear too much bling. “Get a load of Pointdexter! Where you going with all that Gold-pressed Latinum, booooyyy?”
6. Grabajamma (adj.) -> Awesome, exciting. “You want to go see Star Wars Episode III?” “Do I? Grabajamma! Grabajamma!”
7. Grabagramma (adj.) -> Meaning, roughly, ‘Let’s include our Grandmother in this activity.’ “You want to go see Star Wars Episode III?” “Do I? Grabajamma! Grabagramma!”
8. He-yotch (n.) -> The male variant of bee-yotch. “Yo, what’s up, he-yotch? No, not you Linda.”
9. Hit that like an elevator close door button (phrase, imperative) -> To attempt something repeatedly and pointlessly. “See those two beautiful women who are totally out of our league?” “Yeah! Let’s hit that like an elevator close-door button!”
10. I don’t think you’re prepared for my preserves (taunt) -> Beyonce-influenced pickup line for apron-wearing women in their 80's. “Sonny, can you handle this? I don’t think you can handle this. I don’t think you’re prepared for my preserves.”
11. It’s all God (summation) -> Christian response to “It’s all good.” “Dude, I fell off my bike, broke both my legs, got fired from my job for being late, and lost my girlfriend to a man who wasn’t in traction. But it’s all God, man. It’s aaaalll God.”
12. Ladle it (challenge) -> Roughly equivalent to “Bring it on.” “This guy knocked into me at a bar, and he’s all like, ‘What?’ and I’m all like, ‘What?’ and he’s all like, ‘You want a piece of me?’ and I’m all like, ‘Ladle it!’”
13. Matzoh-balling (n. And v.) -> Sexual relations that are unleavened by pleasure. “The weekend was okay. We spent it at the cottage, matzoh-balling.”
14. Shake it like a digital camera (interj.) -> Pointless, fruitless, of no benefit. “You’re going to fight a parking ticket? Well, shake it like a digital camera, he-yotch.”
15. Skinnee (adj.) -> A variant of ‘skinny,’ meant to replace the obsolete ‘phat,’ in order to reflect slang’s new, healthier low-crab lifestyle. “Mum, you make some skinnee soy-tatoes!”
16. Spelunk’d (adj.) -> To be the victim of an elaborate prank that takes place inside a naturally occurring cave. “Yo, Wilmer Valderrama! Put down those pitons, dog! You’ve been spelunk’d!”
17. Supercalibootylicious (adj.) -> Used to praise the physique of an Englishwoman in a petticoat. Dude, your Grandma is totally supercalibootylicious!” 0.o
18. Swagged out (adj.) To be covered from head to toe in promotional tie-in clothing obtained for free. Movie Critic 1: “Dude, nice Banff hat. That totally matches your Constantine windbreaker. Y’all are swagged out.” Movie Critic 2: “Ladle it!”
19. That’s how I stop, drop, and roll (phrase, descriptive) -> Variant of “that’s how I roll,” but specifically referring to how you handle yourself while also on fire. “Man, I can’t believe you stood up to that guy with the kerosene.” “Hey, that’s how I stop, drop, and roll. AAAAAAGHHH!!!!”
20. Trump’n (adj.) -> To be rich, successful, powerful, and still look ridiculous, a la Donald Trump. “That poodle might be worth $8-million, but wearing that tiara and cape he’s totally Trump’n.”
21. Walken (adj.) -> To be freakin’ nuts; crazy; a la Christopher Walken. “Yo, did you check out the example of how to use Trump’n? That was totally Walken.”
1. Blang (n.) -> Bling that you used to own, then had to pawn or sell to friends to raise cash. “See all that bling he’s wearing? That’s my blang.”
2. Crunkassed-out (adj.) -> A variant of “crunk,” or “crazy-drunk,” this phrase means “crazy, drunk, and passed out.” “Everybody in the club get crunk! Then, later, we’ll get crunkassed-out!”
3. Espressanto (n.) -> The strange, universal, multilingual pidgin language spoken in coffee shops. “I’ll have a tall skinny low-fat with legs - oh, wait. No, that’s not right. Sorry, I’m not very fluent in Espressanto.”
4. Fizzizzled (v.) -> When a slang term has outlived its usefulness. “For shizzle has totally fizzizzled.” (Ok, wtf does ‘for shizzle mean anyway?)
5. Gold-Pressed Latinum (n.) -> Highly specific Star Trek slang used to describe nerds who wear too much bling. “Get a load of Pointdexter! Where you going with all that Gold-pressed Latinum, booooyyy?”
6. Grabajamma (adj.) -> Awesome, exciting. “You want to go see Star Wars Episode III?” “Do I? Grabajamma! Grabajamma!”
7. Grabagramma (adj.) -> Meaning, roughly, ‘Let’s include our Grandmother in this activity.’ “You want to go see Star Wars Episode III?” “Do I? Grabajamma! Grabagramma!”
8. He-yotch (n.) -> The male variant of bee-yotch. “Yo, what’s up, he-yotch? No, not you Linda.”
9. Hit that like an elevator close door button (phrase, imperative) -> To attempt something repeatedly and pointlessly. “See those two beautiful women who are totally out of our league?” “Yeah! Let’s hit that like an elevator close-door button!”
10. I don’t think you’re prepared for my preserves (taunt) -> Beyonce-influenced pickup line for apron-wearing women in their 80's. “Sonny, can you handle this? I don’t think you can handle this. I don’t think you’re prepared for my preserves.”
11. It’s all God (summation) -> Christian response to “It’s all good.” “Dude, I fell off my bike, broke both my legs, got fired from my job for being late, and lost my girlfriend to a man who wasn’t in traction. But it’s all God, man. It’s aaaalll God.”
12. Ladle it (challenge) -> Roughly equivalent to “Bring it on.” “This guy knocked into me at a bar, and he’s all like, ‘What?’ and I’m all like, ‘What?’ and he’s all like, ‘You want a piece of me?’ and I’m all like, ‘Ladle it!’”
13. Matzoh-balling (n. And v.) -> Sexual relations that are unleavened by pleasure. “The weekend was okay. We spent it at the cottage, matzoh-balling.”
14. Shake it like a digital camera (interj.) -> Pointless, fruitless, of no benefit. “You’re going to fight a parking ticket? Well, shake it like a digital camera, he-yotch.”
15. Skinnee (adj.) -> A variant of ‘skinny,’ meant to replace the obsolete ‘phat,’ in order to reflect slang’s new, healthier low-crab lifestyle. “Mum, you make some skinnee soy-tatoes!”
16. Spelunk’d (adj.) -> To be the victim of an elaborate prank that takes place inside a naturally occurring cave. “Yo, Wilmer Valderrama! Put down those pitons, dog! You’ve been spelunk’d!”
17. Supercalibootylicious (adj.) -> Used to praise the physique of an Englishwoman in a petticoat. Dude, your Grandma is totally supercalibootylicious!” 0.o
18. Swagged out (adj.) To be covered from head to toe in promotional tie-in clothing obtained for free. Movie Critic 1: “Dude, nice Banff hat. That totally matches your Constantine windbreaker. Y’all are swagged out.” Movie Critic 2: “Ladle it!”
19. That’s how I stop, drop, and roll (phrase, descriptive) -> Variant of “that’s how I roll,” but specifically referring to how you handle yourself while also on fire. “Man, I can’t believe you stood up to that guy with the kerosene.” “Hey, that’s how I stop, drop, and roll. AAAAAAGHHH!!!!”
20. Trump’n (adj.) -> To be rich, successful, powerful, and still look ridiculous, a la Donald Trump. “That poodle might be worth $8-million, but wearing that tiara and cape he’s totally Trump’n.”
21. Walken (adj.) -> To be freakin’ nuts; crazy; a la Christopher Walken. “Yo, did you check out the example of how to use Trump’n? That was totally Walken.”