Globalisation
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalisation?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: Why?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian paparazzi on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!
And this was sent by an Armenian, using Bill Gates' technology, and was downloaded from one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips and a Korean-made monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegals and finally sold by Jews.
That my friend, is Globalisation.