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[einspruche]

Mr. Itoshiki? If you would, I have a few questions regarding your first day of teaching. Particularly, the damage that seems to have been done to the school building itself. I hope that you have wonderfully justified answers.

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[imindespair]

T-That is.. Well.. A.. SCIENCE PROJECT.

[einspruche]

How surprising! I wasn't aware we owned the scientific resources to cause such destruction. Or, did you bring them in yourself?

[imindespair]

We were just trying to prove the weight of despair on people. I offered myself as a test subject and hanged myself from the ceiling fan.

I brought the rope myself.

1/2

[einspruche]

At least you've attempted to justify your actions.

2/3 I lied.

[einspruche]

I am going to have to ask you to stop sacrificing the school building itself in the pursuit of science. Or any other academic endeavor, for that matter.

[einspruche]

Oh, and somebody's going to have to pay for the damages. I hope you understand.

[imindespair]

[Already wrapping the rope around his neck]

[einspruche]

I think it would be beneficial to everyone if you did not do that right now.