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Aug 01, 2004 19:47

Dang dudes...only like 4 more weeks of summer left. And it's worse for me i guess, cuz i have to start a class on the 19th of August. YIKES ( Read more... )

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asteroidacid August 4 2004, 04:51:50 UTC
OYO Australia/New Zealand Tour wrapped up in 6 raps... (ahhh! The play on words... !!!)

ANDREW WILSON

This dude named drew,
He can do the doo.
He plays the didj,
At a hotel called Rydge-es.
He brings back the hoes,
Cause that's how he rolls.

BRYAN WEST

So let me introduce you to the wild Bryan West,
He plays the cello, yeah you know he's the best.
He's kinda hairy but only on the chest.
He drives a car but he can only turn left.

SARAH LEE

Sara Lee makes the most incredible bread.
She likes to eat it with jam,
Yeah she likes to spread,
Her legs apart.
Yeah she likes to fart.

JESSICA HUNTSMAN

So there's this girl names Jessica,
She's kinda a freak.
I tried to spit some game,
But she just wanted to streak.
She's the horniest girl I have ever known,
She likes to get naked and hit the bone.

(Chorus)
I hear she's got a long ass throat.
She likes to get with a goat.
She plays the English Horn-y,
She likes to hump the pon-y.

ALE AQUILANTI

Now here's the story of a girl,
So beautiful she causes me to hurl.
She died herself purple,
And she looks like the turtle
From Finding Nemo.
She gambles in Reno,
And so she lost all her money.
Now all she's got is her honey (T-Lo)
Her name is Ale,
And now she lives in an Ally

Brian Walsh's rap about T-Lo

There's this guy, his name's T-Lo,
He thinks he can rap but I don't know.
Fsho, he really doesn't have any flow.
He tries that crap with all the ladies,
But we all know they won't let him have their babies.

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hin_chung_11 August 4 2004, 09:59:16 UTC
thanks ale, you rock like none other. I mean...for a violist, anyway. lol j/k.

hope ur having a good time in italy - cya when oyo starts again.

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asteroidacid August 5 2004, 02:56:41 UTC
just keeping the T-Lo tradition alive... it's what I do.

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