IF ONLY BLACK BEAN SOUP WAS AVAILABLE...
I guess alot of stuff has happened in the 3 months since I last updated this Livejournal Unit. If you have anything to eat on hand, then do so and read some of this. I think this update goes especially well with all varieties of beef, though chicken accompanies it quite nicely if its been marinated in mojo.
1. Sam's moving away forever to West Palm Beach or whatever, because his dad has cancer and the only treatment center that has the necessary equipment is over there. Lets all pray for Sam's dad and wish him a speedy recovery. Also if you see Sam, compliment him on his new and fuller moustache.
2. I have a new job, now, at this bakery called Panera. We make bread and soup so if your into that kind of stuff then feel free to come in and bother me about it. It seems very nice and they let me design my own nametag, which goes to show right off the bat that this is the best job you could ever have, ever. I already almost got into combat with this weird accented manager who likes to read things aloud...his name is Edwin the Defiler.
3. Chris Jackson probably doesn't want to be my friend anymore, because he's always out partying, and I just stay home and knit yarn and stuff. Makes me pretty sad and all that but whatever I dont like to go to parties and stuff alot. So I guess it's cool maybe one day he'll get bored of all that and we'll start doing lame stuff again.
4. After seeing movies with gladiators in them I really want to kill a bear, or something.
5. Music Reviews:
-Bright Eyes...overrated and shitty.
-Fall Out Boy...guitarist wears a gay hat.
-The Rocket Summer...I'm shaking just thinking about it.
-Copeland...boring and overrated. But not entirely bad.
-From First to Last...lead singer looks like a bat...but they are pretty neat.
-The Bravery...morissey-sounding singer? Ex-ska band? They have a few good songs.
-The Killers...blah blah big deal.
-Anatomy of a Ghost...not even a joke, this band is extremely, extremely terrible.
-Interpol...big deal part 2.
-18 Visions...The guy was pretty nice, but...its all mud to my ears.
-Rilo Kiley...good for sleep.
I guess I only put stuff I don't like.
Well it's much better that way.
6. Im learning to play the pipe organ so I can own a castle.
7. I usually never watch movies but I decided I might as well so that the next time someone else asks me about Garden State I don't have to shrug my shoulders in apology. Actually I haven't even seen that one still, but I don't really even care, I hate movies and ignore everything I just said. One thing that does bother me is when I actually want to see a movie and its not in theaters or out on dvd yet. What the fuck is that all about? It's like when I finally want to see Kingdom of Heaven it does not exist in the material world.
8. My cat looks like a praying mantis. I'm dead fucking serious check out my cat sometime.
9. Why does everyone like the At the Drive-In song, "One Armed Scissor", the most? It's like the worst song on the whole cd. Except for the second part. Shutup. Listen to "Enfilade".
10. I am officially out of money, so I'm anxious to get my first monies from this new job. I think all I have left is about 30 dollars, in all my savings, total. So if you could give me just a dollar or something, that would really help out because my car has returned to its evil ways and I gotta buy something else like a kia or something?
11. Luis is living with his life-partner in Miami now, and I gotta say I'm really happy for him. I don't get to see him as much as the old days, but he is living a new adventure. He also has a 9 foot tv and jumping shoes.
12. Phil from USH is tall and handsome, and one real nice guy.
13. I got a new guitar which looks pretty old, I guess it could be from 1985 or before that or something. My uncle found it in the trash somewhere but it seems to work pretty good so either the previous owner doesnt know how to replace guitars strings or it's possessed by some sort of devil spirit. It doesn't even really have a logo on it just some sort of V thing which could possibly mean Voldemort.
14. This may sound ridiculous, but if you want to buy my car I'm selling it for pretty cheap. I've finally cracked the code to it's problem and I'm gonna fix everything really soon. It's pretty old but its the exact same car from Knightrider and that its pretty much why I bought it. I'm putting a few new things in, and I already put a few new parts in, so it's not like the worst car on the earth.
15. I'm going to do the model thing again, even though it is so, so, so gay. But I guess it's worth it because thats just extra money for looking gay as hell and I already do that anyways. So I gotta start running about 2 miles every morning with my dad and then swim for like a half hour and then do alot of sit-ups and push-ups and lift a car or something. I don't know if I can get back into shape easy but the other day I ate a salad with carrots and onions and corn and spinach with vinegar or something and it made me feel like I was in the Olympics. So yeah.
16. I have a room-mate who is probably the most productive member of my entire house. Even counting my Grandma, and that's a pretty big deal, because my grandma can sew. My room-mate is a native american in hiding named Sparrow Breadfeather, and everything I just said is true and you can ask my mom because she'll back it up. I'm serious.
17. So since I've been trying to live for less money, I eat Bacon and Eggs all day long. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner. Bacon and Eggs. Or potatoes, and sometimes rice. Because rice is pretty cheap. I also eat healthy cereal, like Muesli or something or Great Grains.
18. If you listen to a band called Kaddisfly, you wont be disappointed. Unless you download their bad song, in which case try downloading another one. Or just buy the album because it is really good and if you dont believe me, then fuck.
19. Well I'm 19 as of a long time ago and It's a pretty weird feeling. I really like the number 9 and all that but if you think about it, I'll be 20 in like, 9 months. I'll be dead soon. Only to return as a mindless servant of the Dark Lord Nightsorrow. Getting older sucks in that respect.
I guess that's alot of stuff, but hopefully numbering things makes it easier to read. Like you might see a big block of text on livejournal, and you'd be like, "No way". And then you would never know about Michelles new job as a camp counseler. But I number it so that, you can be like "Im going to read 12, brush my teeth and then read number 13 and 14 before retiring to bed." Because brushing your teeth is really important. I went to the dentist the other day and he told me I had really bad gums and that I'm going to lose my teeth when I'm old unless i start flossing. I think it would be funny if I was 24 and I had dentures or something. Flossing hurts.
Well I guess that's really everything, except for the thing I'm going to show you tomorrow. See you later.
Love, Chris L.
P.S. I'm going to Egypt in a year or so. Does anyone want to come along so we can hunt for treasures of the tombs?
1. Sam's moving away forever to West Palm Beach or whatever, because his dad has cancer and the only treatment center that has the necessary equipment is over there. Lets all pray for Sam's dad and wish him a speedy recovery. Also if you see Sam, compliment him on his new and fuller moustache.
2. I have a new job, now, at this bakery called Panera. We make bread and soup so if your into that kind of stuff then feel free to come in and bother me about it. It seems very nice and they let me design my own nametag, which goes to show right off the bat that this is the best job you could ever have, ever. I already almost got into combat with this weird accented manager who likes to read things aloud...his name is Edwin the Defiler.
3. Chris Jackson probably doesn't want to be my friend anymore, because he's always out partying, and I just stay home and knit yarn and stuff. Makes me pretty sad and all that but whatever I dont like to go to parties and stuff alot. So I guess it's cool maybe one day he'll get bored of all that and we'll start doing lame stuff again.
4. After seeing movies with gladiators in them I really want to kill a bear, or something.
5. Music Reviews:
-Bright Eyes...overrated and shitty.
-Fall Out Boy...guitarist wears a gay hat.
-The Rocket Summer...I'm shaking just thinking about it.
-Copeland...boring and overrated. But not entirely bad.
-From First to Last...lead singer looks like a bat...but they are pretty neat.
-The Bravery...morissey-sounding singer? Ex-ska band? They have a few good songs.
-The Killers...blah blah big deal.
-Anatomy of a Ghost...not even a joke, this band is extremely, extremely terrible.
-Interpol...big deal part 2.
-18 Visions...The guy was pretty nice, but...its all mud to my ears.
-Rilo Kiley...good for sleep.
I guess I only put stuff I don't like.
Well it's much better that way.
6. Im learning to play the pipe organ so I can own a castle.
7. I usually never watch movies but I decided I might as well so that the next time someone else asks me about Garden State I don't have to shrug my shoulders in apology. Actually I haven't even seen that one still, but I don't really even care, I hate movies and ignore everything I just said. One thing that does bother me is when I actually want to see a movie and its not in theaters or out on dvd yet. What the fuck is that all about? It's like when I finally want to see Kingdom of Heaven it does not exist in the material world.
8. My cat looks like a praying mantis. I'm dead fucking serious check out my cat sometime.
9. Why does everyone like the At the Drive-In song, "One Armed Scissor", the most? It's like the worst song on the whole cd. Except for the second part. Shutup. Listen to "Enfilade".
10. I am officially out of money, so I'm anxious to get my first monies from this new job. I think all I have left is about 30 dollars, in all my savings, total. So if you could give me just a dollar or something, that would really help out because my car has returned to its evil ways and I gotta buy something else like a kia or something?
11. Luis is living with his life-partner in Miami now, and I gotta say I'm really happy for him. I don't get to see him as much as the old days, but he is living a new adventure. He also has a 9 foot tv and jumping shoes.
12. Phil from USH is tall and handsome, and one real nice guy.
13. I got a new guitar which looks pretty old, I guess it could be from 1985 or before that or something. My uncle found it in the trash somewhere but it seems to work pretty good so either the previous owner doesnt know how to replace guitars strings or it's possessed by some sort of devil spirit. It doesn't even really have a logo on it just some sort of V thing which could possibly mean Voldemort.
14. This may sound ridiculous, but if you want to buy my car I'm selling it for pretty cheap. I've finally cracked the code to it's problem and I'm gonna fix everything really soon. It's pretty old but its the exact same car from Knightrider and that its pretty much why I bought it. I'm putting a few new things in, and I already put a few new parts in, so it's not like the worst car on the earth.
15. I'm going to do the model thing again, even though it is so, so, so gay. But I guess it's worth it because thats just extra money for looking gay as hell and I already do that anyways. So I gotta start running about 2 miles every morning with my dad and then swim for like a half hour and then do alot of sit-ups and push-ups and lift a car or something. I don't know if I can get back into shape easy but the other day I ate a salad with carrots and onions and corn and spinach with vinegar or something and it made me feel like I was in the Olympics. So yeah.
16. I have a room-mate who is probably the most productive member of my entire house. Even counting my Grandma, and that's a pretty big deal, because my grandma can sew. My room-mate is a native american in hiding named Sparrow Breadfeather, and everything I just said is true and you can ask my mom because she'll back it up. I'm serious.
17. So since I've been trying to live for less money, I eat Bacon and Eggs all day long. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner. Bacon and Eggs. Or potatoes, and sometimes rice. Because rice is pretty cheap. I also eat healthy cereal, like Muesli or something or Great Grains.
18. If you listen to a band called Kaddisfly, you wont be disappointed. Unless you download their bad song, in which case try downloading another one. Or just buy the album because it is really good and if you dont believe me, then fuck.
19. Well I'm 19 as of a long time ago and It's a pretty weird feeling. I really like the number 9 and all that but if you think about it, I'll be 20 in like, 9 months. I'll be dead soon. Only to return as a mindless servant of the Dark Lord Nightsorrow. Getting older sucks in that respect.
I guess that's alot of stuff, but hopefully numbering things makes it easier to read. Like you might see a big block of text on livejournal, and you'd be like, "No way". And then you would never know about Michelles new job as a camp counseler. But I number it so that, you can be like "Im going to read 12, brush my teeth and then read number 13 and 14 before retiring to bed." Because brushing your teeth is really important. I went to the dentist the other day and he told me I had really bad gums and that I'm going to lose my teeth when I'm old unless i start flossing. I think it would be funny if I was 24 and I had dentures or something. Flossing hurts.
Well I guess that's really everything, except for the thing I'm going to show you tomorrow. See you later.
Love, Chris L.
P.S. I'm going to Egypt in a year or so. Does anyone want to come along so we can hunt for treasures of the tombs?