I NEED YOUR SWEATER BACK HEATHER SCHOFFEL!
THE RECENT FEBRUARY MORNINGS HAVE BEEN PRETTY BRUTAL BECAUSE HEATHER JUST HAD TO HAVE HER SWEATER BACK!
IF YOU HAVE ANY EXTRA SWEATERS, PLEASE GIVE THEM TO ME TO BORROW UNTIL MAY.
1. MY DAD GOT HIMSELF A NEW CAR. WELL, NOT REALLY NEW, ITS LIKE, A 2000 TRANS AM. BUT WHATEVER 5 YEARS IS PRACTICALLY NEW RIGHT? HE WAS GOING TO GIVE IT TO ME BUT I CANT AFFORD SUCH THINGS. SO FOR NOW I HAVE MY BLACK MURDERMOBILE. HOWEVER ME AND DAD HAVE A DEAL. IF I CAN GO TO SCHOOL FOR ONE SEMESTER AND GET GOOD GRADES, HE'LL GIVE ME THE CAR FOR FREE.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET THE CAR...I HAVE A HUSKY BIKE. SEE YOU AROUND ON MY 6 SPEED.
2. I'M SIGNING UP FOR BROWARD COMMUNITY COLLEGE THIS WEEK OR NEXT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IM TAKING, OR WHATEVER. WHO CARES. BUT IF YOU GO THERE LET ME KNOW BECAUSE I NEED TO FILL MY COFFERS WITH FRIENDS AT EVERY SCHOOL. CHRIS JACKSON MIGHT SIGN UP TOO BUT HE NEEDS MORE MONEY. SO GIVE HIM A DOLLAR WHEN YOU SEE HIM.
3. I GOT PULLED OVER LIKE TWICE FOR MY EXPIRED TAG, WHICH IS COOL CONSIDERED IT EXPIRED 23 DAYS AGO. WHAT KIND OF SUCKS IS THAT I REINSTATED MY LISCENCE BUT IT STILL SAYS SUSPENDED. ANYWAYS THE FIRST COP WHO PULLED ME OVER WORE SHORTS THAT SERIOUSLY COULD DOUBLE AS ROLLER SKATING SHORTS. THEN I MANAGED TO TALK MY WAY OUT OF EVERYTHING SOMEHOW, BUT HE KEPT CALLING ME A BURNOUT AND A STONER. I IGNORED HIS GAY CRAP.
THE NEXT TIME I GOT PULLED OVER WAS LITERALLY 36 SECONDS AFTER I GOT MY NEW TAG. WHICH TEACHES ME TO NEVER WAIT TO SCREW SOMETHING IN.
4. I HAVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH STEPHANIE FIET ALOT, I GUESS. SHE SHOWED ME THE WILD RENO 911. IT REMINDED ME OF THAT GAY SHORTS COP. SHE'S PRETTY NEAT.
OKAY, AND SOME OTHER STUFF.
-I NOW EAT WENDY'S BURGERS WITHOUT THE BREAD.
-THE MANAGER AT DENNY'S IS CRAZY. I WAS READING A MAGAZINE, HE SAID "I WANT THIS MAGAZINE FOREVER..."
-WHAT'S A COOLER PLACE TO VISIT, SPAIN OR MORROCO?
-I MIGHT HAVE TO CHARGE FOR RIDES...MY DAD TOOK AWAY MY GAS CARD AND I DON'T MAKE THAT MUCH MONEY.
- $1$2$3 THRIFT IS A SMALL STORE WITH ALOT OF HEART.
-LETS ALL START EATING A LITTLE HEALTHIER.
MOST IMPORTANTLY:
THERES A NEW CREW IN TOWN.
TEAM EAGLE.
WE STAND FOR LOVE AND JUSTICE.
TELL ME IF YOU WANT AN APPLICATION.
IF YOU HAVE ANY EXTRA SWEATERS, PLEASE GIVE THEM TO ME TO BORROW UNTIL MAY.
1. MY DAD GOT HIMSELF A NEW CAR. WELL, NOT REALLY NEW, ITS LIKE, A 2000 TRANS AM. BUT WHATEVER 5 YEARS IS PRACTICALLY NEW RIGHT? HE WAS GOING TO GIVE IT TO ME BUT I CANT AFFORD SUCH THINGS. SO FOR NOW I HAVE MY BLACK MURDERMOBILE. HOWEVER ME AND DAD HAVE A DEAL. IF I CAN GO TO SCHOOL FOR ONE SEMESTER AND GET GOOD GRADES, HE'LL GIVE ME THE CAR FOR FREE.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET THE CAR...I HAVE A HUSKY BIKE. SEE YOU AROUND ON MY 6 SPEED.
2. I'M SIGNING UP FOR BROWARD COMMUNITY COLLEGE THIS WEEK OR NEXT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IM TAKING, OR WHATEVER. WHO CARES. BUT IF YOU GO THERE LET ME KNOW BECAUSE I NEED TO FILL MY COFFERS WITH FRIENDS AT EVERY SCHOOL. CHRIS JACKSON MIGHT SIGN UP TOO BUT HE NEEDS MORE MONEY. SO GIVE HIM A DOLLAR WHEN YOU SEE HIM.
3. I GOT PULLED OVER LIKE TWICE FOR MY EXPIRED TAG, WHICH IS COOL CONSIDERED IT EXPIRED 23 DAYS AGO. WHAT KIND OF SUCKS IS THAT I REINSTATED MY LISCENCE BUT IT STILL SAYS SUSPENDED. ANYWAYS THE FIRST COP WHO PULLED ME OVER WORE SHORTS THAT SERIOUSLY COULD DOUBLE AS ROLLER SKATING SHORTS. THEN I MANAGED TO TALK MY WAY OUT OF EVERYTHING SOMEHOW, BUT HE KEPT CALLING ME A BURNOUT AND A STONER. I IGNORED HIS GAY CRAP.
THE NEXT TIME I GOT PULLED OVER WAS LITERALLY 36 SECONDS AFTER I GOT MY NEW TAG. WHICH TEACHES ME TO NEVER WAIT TO SCREW SOMETHING IN.
4. I HAVE BEEN HANGING OUT WITH STEPHANIE FIET ALOT, I GUESS. SHE SHOWED ME THE WILD RENO 911. IT REMINDED ME OF THAT GAY SHORTS COP. SHE'S PRETTY NEAT.
OKAY, AND SOME OTHER STUFF.
-I NOW EAT WENDY'S BURGERS WITHOUT THE BREAD.
-THE MANAGER AT DENNY'S IS CRAZY. I WAS READING A MAGAZINE, HE SAID "I WANT THIS MAGAZINE FOREVER..."
-WHAT'S A COOLER PLACE TO VISIT, SPAIN OR MORROCO?
-I MIGHT HAVE TO CHARGE FOR RIDES...MY DAD TOOK AWAY MY GAS CARD AND I DON'T MAKE THAT MUCH MONEY.
- $1$2$3 THRIFT IS A SMALL STORE WITH ALOT OF HEART.
-LETS ALL START EATING A LITTLE HEALTHIER.
MOST IMPORTANTLY:
THERES A NEW CREW IN TOWN.
TEAM EAGLE.
WE STAND FOR LOVE AND JUSTICE.
TELL ME IF YOU WANT AN APPLICATION.