I AM THE FANGLORD DEATHDEATHDEATHDEATHDEATH
*DUDE I WAS WALKING AROUND IN THE HURRICANE LIKE 20 MINUTES AGO AND I STARTED FLYING ABOVE THE GROUND.*
*IM LIKE A FUCKING BAT OR SOMETHING.*
*ANYWAYS MAN I WAS LOOKING FOR MY CAT BECAUSE WE LET HIM OUTSIDE TO TAKE A DUMP YET HE HASN'T RETURNED.*
*ANYWAYS THIS HURRICANE IS SHIT MAN.(IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I SENT IT A REALLY NASTY EMAIL.)*
*ANYWAYS I'M IN COLLEGE NOW GUYS IT'S VERY DIFFERENT AND TRUST ME YOU GUYS WILL LIKE IT. SWING BY F.I.U. AND SAY HI SOMETIME AND EVEN APPLY THERE I'M SURE YOU'LL LIKE IT. GIRLS ALREADY LET ME SLEEP OVER IN THEIR DORMS AND EAT THEIR FOOD! FREEBIES.*
THATS ALL FOR NOW FRIENDLY PALS. EXCEPT SCROLL DOWN 20 DOTS FOR A SURVEY I TOOK COURTESY OF DR. ALBERT JOHN CHAVIANO!
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.001. ] Full Name: CHRISTOPHER LOGAN R. (THE 'R' STANDS FOR 'RACING'.)
.002. ] Gender: BOY
.003. ] Age: 18
.004. ] Birthday: 4/22/1986
.005. ] Height: 5/11
.006. ] Hair color: BEAUTIFUL BROWN
.007. ] Eye color: BLUE AS THE OCEAN
.008. ] Race:WHITE
.009. ] Is your hair long or short: DELICIOUS MEDIUM-SHORT
.010. ] Repping: THE WESTON WARRIORS DUDE!
.011. ] Zodiac sign: TAURUS
.012. ] How many languages do you know: 1, THE SUPREME ENGLISH
.013. ] Nationality: FRENCH/SPANISH
.014. ] Piercings you have: NONE. I WILL NEVER HARM MY PRECIOUS BODY.
.015. ] Piercings you want: PENIS
.016. ] Tattoos you have: NONE
.017. ] Tattoos you want: A GOTHIC LION ON MY BUTTOCK.
.018. ] Today's date: 9/5/04
.019. ] The time: 8:05 AM
» S C H O O L «
.020. ] Are you still in school: YEH
.021. ] Did you drop out: NO
.022. ] Favorite grade: 10TH OR 12TH
.023. ] Least favorite grade: 6TH...THE GRADE OF DOOM
.024. ] Favorite teacher: MR.RAINONE, MS.ZERVIGON, MR. FRANKS, MS. BERG! HOT BABE!
.025. ] Least favorite teacher: MR.FUCK
.026. ] Favorite subject: HISTORY, BIOLOGY, AND MARKETING
.027. ] Least favorite subject: MATH
.028. ] Do/did you buy lunch or bring it: I SPENT MILLIONS
.029. ] Play any sports for school: NO I WAS SERIOUSLY GOING TO CHEERLEAD THOUGH
.030. ] Are/were you popular: I WOULD GUESS SO...I AM A HANDSOME DEVIL?
.031. ] Most humiliating moment: DEFINITELY TOO MANY TO NAME
» F A V O R I T E «
.032. ] Number: 4
.033. ] Clothing brand: SALVATION ARMY
.034. ] Shoes: FLOJOS AND RAINBOW
.035. ] Saying: IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOMEONE, DO ME RIGHT BABY. (THANKS FOR THE QUOTE AJ.)
.036. ] Tv show: WILD BOYZ, ALL HISTORY CHANNEL STUFF.
.037. ] Sport: RUNNING
.038. ] Vegetable: MMM ONIONS AND BELLPEPPERS AND ARTICHOKE
.039. ] Fruit: CHERRIES AND AVOCADO
.040. ] Movie: AMERICAN BEAUTY, HAROLD AND KUMAR
.041. ] Magazine: MEN'S FITNESS, FLEX, MUSCLE FITNESS(I WORK AT A GYM),STUFF, MAXIM, BLENDER
.042. ] Candy: I DON'T EAT FUCKING CANDY
.043. ] Gum: ORBIT GREEN
.044. ] Scent: VANILLA BABY
.045. ] Ice cream flavor: PISTACHIO
.046. ] Color: GREEN
.047. ] Season: SUMMER
.048. ] Holiday: HALLOWEEN? I DON'T KNOW HOLIDAYS MAKE ME SAD.
.049. ] Type of music: HARDCORE, SMASHCORE, DOLANCORE, DRAGONCORE, FARTCORE. JK GUYS I LIKE HOPESFALL.
.050. ] Thing in your room: COMPUTER,STEREO,2 DRESSERS,A LIBRARY,3 CLOSETS,2 BEDS,A DESK,A SAFETY CONE,A PIRATE STATUE
.051. ] Singer/Groups: HOPESFALL, SPARTA, OUTKAST, THURSDAY, THRICE, FAITH NO MORE, LOSTPROPHETS, GLASSJAW, SHAI HULUD
.052. ] Books: CATCHER IN THE RYE, OF MICE AND MEN, THE LORD OF THE FLIES, ILLUSTRATED ZEN, HAGAKURE, MUSASHI
.053. ] TV channel: FUSE AND MTV/MTV2 AND HISTORY CHANNEL
.054. ] Junk food: 7/11 GO GO TAQUITOS
.055. ] Overall food: CHURRASCO, FAJITAS, RIBS
.056. ] Shoe brand: AGAIN? RAINBOW AND FLOJOS
.057. ] Fast food: THE TACO BELL! AND WENDY'S!
.058. ] Restaurant: THE FIU GOURMET BUFFET(6.59 FOR LIKE SALMON AND STEAK BUFFET!),GOLDEN CORRAL,SWEET TOMATOES
.059. ] Shape: TRIANGLE
.060. ] Time of day: 11 AM
.061. ] Country: USA, SPAIN, GREECE, AND COSTA RICA
.062. ] State: FLORIDA DUDE
.063. ] Boys name: GUY AND ASH
.064. ] Girls name: HEATHER AND NICOLE AND KAYLYNN (HOT PORN STAR THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL,MAN)
.065. ] Mall: SAWGRASS OR DOLPHIN
.066. ] Car: 2000 TRANS AM!, OR 1986 CAMARO Z-28!
.067. ] Word: BEAUTIFUL
.068. ] Month: APRIL
.069. ] Disney character: SIMBA
.070. ] Scary movie: NOTHING SCARES ME I AM THE FANGLORD BITCHES
» T H I S OR T H A T «
.080. ] Selena or J.lo: BOTH UGLY BUT AT LEAST I RESPECT SELENA
.081. ] Hot or cold: HOT AS IN "HOT BABES"
.082. ] Winter or summer: SUMMER
.083. ] Spring or fall: SPRING
.084. ] Shakira or Britney: BRITNEY
.085. ] MTV or VH1:FUSE IS BETTER
.086. ] Football or basketball: FOOTBALL IS MORE FUN TO WATCH
.087. ] Skiing or snowboarding: GAY XTREME SHIT
.088. ] Rollarblading or skateboarding: SKATEBOARDING
.089. ] Black or white: TOO HARD. I LIKE BLACK CARS, WHITE GIRLS
.090. ] Orange or red: RED
.091. ] Yellow or green: GREEN
.092. ] purple or pink: PINK
.093. ] Inside or outside: INSIDE MY FORTRESS
.094. ] Weed or alcohol: GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GROW UP CHILDREN AND STOP BODY POLLUTION
.095. ] Cell phone or pager:CELL. WHO USES PAGERS NOW?
.096. ] Powerpuff Girls or Charlie's Angels: WHATEVER POWERPUFF IS PLAYED OUT
.097. ] Scooby doo or dino: SCOOBY KICKS
.098. ] Tattoos or piercinqs: TATTOOS
.099. ] Coke or pepsi: CHERRY COKE
.100. ] Flowers or candy: FLOWERS
.101. ] Tall or short: SHORT GIRLS, BUT I LIKE TALL IN GENERAL
» H A V E / W O U L D Y O U E V E R . . «
.102. ] Pictured your crush naked?: HELL YEH. I ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT SINCE 4TH GRADE. NO LIE.
.103. ] Actually seen your crush naked: YES.
.104. ] Been in love: YES I BELIEVE SO
.105. ] Cried when someone died: YEH MAN MY CAT AND DOG AND FAMILY MEMBERS AND FRIENDS. DEATH IS SAD.
.106. ] Drank alcohol: NEVER HAVE, ITS GAY
.107. ] Lied: YEH
.108. ] Eat crap for $1,000,000: I THINK SO.
.109. ] Steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: I MIGHT HAVE BUT NOT ON PURPOSE.
.110. ] Lie to the police: NEVER MAN I WANT TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH THEM LIKE MY DAD AND BRO (CONNECTIONS HELP MAN)
.111. ] Run from the police:NOPE
.112. ] Lie to your parents:ABOUT STUPID STUFF, LIKE WHETHER I ATE OR NOT, SO THEY'LL BUY ME FOOD
.113. ] Walk up to a stranger and kiss them: YES
.114. ] Walk out of a restaurant without paying: ONCE, WITH AJ SAB AND TRACY
.115. ] Flashed someone: YEH
.116. ] Told the person you liked how you felt: YEH ALOT OF TIMES
.117. ] Gone to jail or juvi: NOPE
.118. ] Stolen anything: NOTHING FROM A STORE, BUT FROM PEOPLES HOUSES. BUT I'LL GIVE IT BACK SOON
.119. ] Wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: YEH MAN NO ONE WILL READ IT ALL AND ITS GOOD INFO
.120. ] Kicked someone's ass: NO IM NO FIGHTER
.121. ] Broke a beer bottle: NO
.122. ] Gotten into a bar, under-aged: NO
.123. ] Kissed someone of the same sex: AJ SAB, IT WAS A BET FROM MY GIRLFRIEND AT THE TIME. HE IS SOFT.
.124. ] Gone on a road trip: YEH
.125. ] Gone on vacation without adult supervision: YEH
.127. ] Been to another country: GREECE, JAPAN, COSTA RICA
.128. ] Talked back to an adult: YEH
.129. ] Got pulled over: YEH
.130. ] Got in a car accident: NO
.131. ] Broke a law: YEH
.132. ] Given money to a homeless person: YEH
.134. ] Tried to kill yourself: NO
.135. ] Cried to get out of trouble: YEH BUT MY DAD JUST PUNCHED ME HARDER.
.136. ] Kissed a friend's brother or sister: YES
.137. ] Kissed a brother or sister's friend: NO
.138. ] Dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways?: YES
» P R I V A T E «
.139. ] Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend:NOPE
.140. ] Do you have a crush: I HAVE A CRUSH ON ALL THE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS ON EARTH, BUT SOME ARE MORE CRUSHED THAN OTHERS
.141. ] Do you love anyone right now: YEH MY MOM AND DAD AND OTHERS
.142. ] Have you ever been in love: YEH
.143. ] How many people have you kissed: UH...A GOOD NUMBER, POSSIBLY LIKE 50
.144. ] Who was your first kiss: I THINK IN 2ND FROM THIS GIRL MICHELLE, IF NOT, 9TH GRADE THIS GIRL MAYA OR SOMETHING
.145. ] How many hearts have you broken: I DON'T KNOW
.146. ] How many people broke your heart: SEVERAL
.147. ] Best quote to sum up love: IT'S WORTH IT
.148. ] So what is your bf/gf/crush like: HARD TO DESCRIBE
.149. ] Do you have a picture of him/her: NO
.150. ] How'd you get the picture: I DON'T HAVE ONE DUDE
.151. ] Do you have a picture of yourself: I DONT KNOW HOW TO POST IT.
.152. ] Please post it if you do:AHHHH
.153. ] Do you go by looks or personality: BOTH BUT PERSONALITY IS WHAT REALLY MATTERS SO MUCH
.154. ] Ever kiss a friend: YES
.155. ] Are you still friends: YEH THEY'RE PROBABLY READING THIS MAYBE
.156. ] So moving along . . . do you smoke: GROSS DUDE NEVER
.157. ] Do you smoke weed: NEVER EVER LOSERVILLE BRO
.158. ] Crack, heroin, anything else: BRO LICK MY NUTS NEVER EVER DRUGS ARE FOR SLUGS
.159. ] Beer good or beer bad: GAY
.160. ] Are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: THAT'S GAY TOO
.161. ] Do you like smirnoff ice: WHAT THE FUCK NO
.162. ] Prefer beer or liquor: FUCKING SO GAY NEITHER YOU DISGUSTING FIEND
.163. ] What kind of cigarettes do you smoke: FUCK YOU
» Y E S OR N O «
.195. ] Are you a vegetarian: SOMETIMES I LOVE MEAT THOUGH
.196. ] Do you like cows: I USED TO GO WITH CHRIS JACKSON INTO THE COW PASTURE BY MY HOUSE AND RIDE THEM AND SHIT
.197. ] Are you a bitch: I DON'T THINK SO
.198. ] Are you artistic: YES
.199. ] Do you write poetry: YEH
.200. ] Are you a fast runner: I ONCE RAN A 6:20 MILE BUT IT'S BEEN A WHILE
.201. ] Can you ski: NO
.202. ] Are you British: NOPE
.203. ] Are you straight: YEH
.204. ] Are you stupid, insane, and another physically handicapped: NOPE INSANE MAYBE?
.205. ] Are you fat: USED TO BE VERY HUGE
.206. ] Are you short: NOPE
.207. ] Are you tall: COMPARED TO GIRLS
.208. ] Do you own a hot pink shirt: YES 1
.209. ] How about orange pants? NOPE
.210. ] Are you evil: NO
.211. ] Is Britney a whore: IT'S COOL BABY
.212. ] Am I annoying you: THIS STUFF IS FOREVER
.213. ] Are you secretly from another planet: YEH IMGONNAFUCKYOUUPIA
.214. ] Did you ever touch someone else's private parts: YEH HAHA
» W H A T D I D Y O U D O «
.215. ] Last birthday: SLEPT AT HOME, METAMORPHOSISING FROM BOY TO MAN IN MY COCOON
.216. ] Yesterday: ENDURED POUNDING WIND LOOKING FOR MY FUCKING CAT.
.217. ] Last weekend: HUNG OUT WITH CHICKS, GETTING READY FOR SCHOOL
.218. ] Christmas: I DON'T KNOW
.219. ] Thanksgiving: NOTHING, WE DON'T HAVE FAMILY DINNERS
.220. ] New year's: WENT SOMEWHERE WITH JADE
.221. ] Halloween: ME AND SAM WERE LUMBERJACKS AND NINJAS AT ALANS PARTY MAN IT WAS FUN AS HELL.
.222. ] Easter: SLEPT
.223. ] Valentine's day: FELL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE MAYBE
» T H E L A S T . . «
.224. ] Thing you ate: QUESADILLA
.225. ] Thing you drank: PINEAPPLE JUICE
.226. ] Thing you wore: A BATHROBE WITH PLAID PANTS
.227. ] Place you went: JADE'S HOUSE
.228. ] Thing you got pierced/tattooed: YOUR FUCKING FAT HEAD SURVEY FAG
.229. ] Person you saw: MY MOM
.230. ] Person you kissed: ERICA?
.231. ] Person you fucked: MELISSA, LIKE 2 OR 3 WEEKS AGO.
.232. ] Person you talked to: SAMI OR POSSIBLY SAM FREEDMAN
.233. ] Song you heard: HOPESFALL-'DECOYS LIKE CURVES'
.234. ] Person you hugged: I'M NOT SURE
.235. ] Person you instant messaqed: COREY THE FUNNY DUDE
.236. ] Person you laughed with: BRITTANY I THINK
» N O W «
.237. ] What are you eating: NOTHING RIGHT NOW
.238. ] What are you drinking: NOTHING RIGHT NOW
.239. ] What are you wearing:PLAID PANTS
.240. ] Any shoes on: NO
.241. ] Hair: IN MY FUCKIN FACE
.242. ] Listening to: HOPESFALL-'DECOYS LIKE CURVES'
.243. ] Talking to anyone: NO
.244. ] Are you pissed I made this so long: KINDA
» O P I N I O N S«
.245. ] What do you think...about pop music: POP MUSIC IS JUST POPULAR MUSIC FUCKHEAD, EVEN GRINDCORE COULD BECOME POPULAR ONEDAY
.246. ] About boy bands? SOME ARE PRETTY GOOD
.247. ] About flag burning: WHATEVER THAT'S GAY
.248. ] Of the war on terrorits: WE DONT NEED IT
.249. ] About suicide: NEVER EVER MAN. NEVER KILL YOURSELF
.250. ] About abortion: MY FRIENDS HAVE HAD THEM, I DONT KNOW WHATS BETTER...LIFE OR CHOICE
.251. ] Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: HOPEFULLY ON THE COVER OF GQ
.252. ] Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: COREY, LUIS, SAM, CHRIS JACKSON, JADE, HOPEFULLY ALL YOU GUYS
» F I N A L Q U E S T I O N S «
.253. ] I want: SOMEBODY TO LOVE
.254. ] I wish: I COULD PLAY GUITAR BETTER
.255. ] I love: ROMANCE AND LOVE AND STUFF LIKE THAT
.256. ] I miss: HIGH SCHOOL
.257. ] I fear: I AM FANGLORD DEATHDEATHDEATHDEATH
.258. ] I hear: HOPESFALL-'DECOYS LIKE CURVES'
.259. ] I wonder: WHAT MAGIC WILL ENSUE?
.260. ] How do you know its love? WHEN YOU HEAR THAT BEAUTIFUL MUSIC WHEN YOU SEE THEM...FOR ME ITS 'REDSHIFT' BY HOPESFALL
.261. ] If you could be any kids character, who would you be: BUCK ROGERS
.262. ] If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life: FIU BUFFET
.263. ] Do you remember any of your dreams: YES.
*IM LIKE A FUCKING BAT OR SOMETHING.*
*ANYWAYS MAN I WAS LOOKING FOR MY CAT BECAUSE WE LET HIM OUTSIDE TO TAKE A DUMP YET HE HASN'T RETURNED.*
*ANYWAYS THIS HURRICANE IS SHIT MAN.(IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I SENT IT A REALLY NASTY EMAIL.)*
*ANYWAYS I'M IN COLLEGE NOW GUYS IT'S VERY DIFFERENT AND TRUST ME YOU GUYS WILL LIKE IT. SWING BY F.I.U. AND SAY HI SOMETIME AND EVEN APPLY THERE I'M SURE YOU'LL LIKE IT. GIRLS ALREADY LET ME SLEEP OVER IN THEIR DORMS AND EAT THEIR FOOD! FREEBIES.*
THATS ALL FOR NOW FRIENDLY PALS. EXCEPT SCROLL DOWN 20 DOTS FOR A SURVEY I TOOK COURTESY OF DR. ALBERT JOHN CHAVIANO!
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.001. ] Full Name: CHRISTOPHER LOGAN R. (THE 'R' STANDS FOR 'RACING'.)
.002. ] Gender: BOY
.003. ] Age: 18
.004. ] Birthday: 4/22/1986
.005. ] Height: 5/11
.006. ] Hair color: BEAUTIFUL BROWN
.007. ] Eye color: BLUE AS THE OCEAN
.008. ] Race:WHITE
.009. ] Is your hair long or short: DELICIOUS MEDIUM-SHORT
.010. ] Repping: THE WESTON WARRIORS DUDE!
.011. ] Zodiac sign: TAURUS
.012. ] How many languages do you know: 1, THE SUPREME ENGLISH
.013. ] Nationality: FRENCH/SPANISH
.014. ] Piercings you have: NONE. I WILL NEVER HARM MY PRECIOUS BODY.
.015. ] Piercings you want: PENIS
.016. ] Tattoos you have: NONE
.017. ] Tattoos you want: A GOTHIC LION ON MY BUTTOCK.
.018. ] Today's date: 9/5/04
.019. ] The time: 8:05 AM
» S C H O O L «
.020. ] Are you still in school: YEH
.021. ] Did you drop out: NO
.022. ] Favorite grade: 10TH OR 12TH
.023. ] Least favorite grade: 6TH...THE GRADE OF DOOM
.024. ] Favorite teacher: MR.RAINONE, MS.ZERVIGON, MR. FRANKS, MS. BERG! HOT BABE!
.025. ] Least favorite teacher: MR.FUCK
.026. ] Favorite subject: HISTORY, BIOLOGY, AND MARKETING
.027. ] Least favorite subject: MATH
.028. ] Do/did you buy lunch or bring it: I SPENT MILLIONS
.029. ] Play any sports for school: NO I WAS SERIOUSLY GOING TO CHEERLEAD THOUGH
.030. ] Are/were you popular: I WOULD GUESS SO...I AM A HANDSOME DEVIL?
.031. ] Most humiliating moment: DEFINITELY TOO MANY TO NAME
» F A V O R I T E «
.032. ] Number: 4
.033. ] Clothing brand: SALVATION ARMY
.034. ] Shoes: FLOJOS AND RAINBOW
.035. ] Saying: IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOMEONE, DO ME RIGHT BABY. (THANKS FOR THE QUOTE AJ.)
.036. ] Tv show: WILD BOYZ, ALL HISTORY CHANNEL STUFF.
.037. ] Sport: RUNNING
.038. ] Vegetable: MMM ONIONS AND BELLPEPPERS AND ARTICHOKE
.039. ] Fruit: CHERRIES AND AVOCADO
.040. ] Movie: AMERICAN BEAUTY, HAROLD AND KUMAR
.041. ] Magazine: MEN'S FITNESS, FLEX, MUSCLE FITNESS(I WORK AT A GYM),STUFF, MAXIM, BLENDER
.042. ] Candy: I DON'T EAT FUCKING CANDY
.043. ] Gum: ORBIT GREEN
.044. ] Scent: VANILLA BABY
.045. ] Ice cream flavor: PISTACHIO
.046. ] Color: GREEN
.047. ] Season: SUMMER
.048. ] Holiday: HALLOWEEN? I DON'T KNOW HOLIDAYS MAKE ME SAD.
.049. ] Type of music: HARDCORE, SMASHCORE, DOLANCORE, DRAGONCORE, FARTCORE. JK GUYS I LIKE HOPESFALL.
.050. ] Thing in your room: COMPUTER,STEREO,2 DRESSERS,A LIBRARY,3 CLOSETS,2 BEDS,A DESK,A SAFETY CONE,A PIRATE STATUE
.051. ] Singer/Groups: HOPESFALL, SPARTA, OUTKAST, THURSDAY, THRICE, FAITH NO MORE, LOSTPROPHETS, GLASSJAW, SHAI HULUD
.052. ] Books: CATCHER IN THE RYE, OF MICE AND MEN, THE LORD OF THE FLIES, ILLUSTRATED ZEN, HAGAKURE, MUSASHI
.053. ] TV channel: FUSE AND MTV/MTV2 AND HISTORY CHANNEL
.054. ] Junk food: 7/11 GO GO TAQUITOS
.055. ] Overall food: CHURRASCO, FAJITAS, RIBS
.056. ] Shoe brand: AGAIN? RAINBOW AND FLOJOS
.057. ] Fast food: THE TACO BELL! AND WENDY'S!
.058. ] Restaurant: THE FIU GOURMET BUFFET(6.59 FOR LIKE SALMON AND STEAK BUFFET!),GOLDEN CORRAL,SWEET TOMATOES
.059. ] Shape: TRIANGLE
.060. ] Time of day: 11 AM
.061. ] Country: USA, SPAIN, GREECE, AND COSTA RICA
.062. ] State: FLORIDA DUDE
.063. ] Boys name: GUY AND ASH
.064. ] Girls name: HEATHER AND NICOLE AND KAYLYNN (HOT PORN STAR THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL,MAN)
.065. ] Mall: SAWGRASS OR DOLPHIN
.066. ] Car: 2000 TRANS AM!, OR 1986 CAMARO Z-28!
.067. ] Word: BEAUTIFUL
.068. ] Month: APRIL
.069. ] Disney character: SIMBA
.070. ] Scary movie: NOTHING SCARES ME I AM THE FANGLORD BITCHES
» T H I S OR T H A T «
.080. ] Selena or J.lo: BOTH UGLY BUT AT LEAST I RESPECT SELENA
.081. ] Hot or cold: HOT AS IN "HOT BABES"
.082. ] Winter or summer: SUMMER
.083. ] Spring or fall: SPRING
.084. ] Shakira or Britney: BRITNEY
.085. ] MTV or VH1:FUSE IS BETTER
.086. ] Football or basketball: FOOTBALL IS MORE FUN TO WATCH
.087. ] Skiing or snowboarding: GAY XTREME SHIT
.088. ] Rollarblading or skateboarding: SKATEBOARDING
.089. ] Black or white: TOO HARD. I LIKE BLACK CARS, WHITE GIRLS
.090. ] Orange or red: RED
.091. ] Yellow or green: GREEN
.092. ] purple or pink: PINK
.093. ] Inside or outside: INSIDE MY FORTRESS
.094. ] Weed or alcohol: GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GROW UP CHILDREN AND STOP BODY POLLUTION
.095. ] Cell phone or pager:CELL. WHO USES PAGERS NOW?
.096. ] Powerpuff Girls or Charlie's Angels: WHATEVER POWERPUFF IS PLAYED OUT
.097. ] Scooby doo or dino: SCOOBY KICKS
.098. ] Tattoos or piercinqs: TATTOOS
.099. ] Coke or pepsi: CHERRY COKE
.100. ] Flowers or candy: FLOWERS
.101. ] Tall or short: SHORT GIRLS, BUT I LIKE TALL IN GENERAL
» H A V E / W O U L D Y O U E V E R . . «
.102. ] Pictured your crush naked?: HELL YEH. I ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT SINCE 4TH GRADE. NO LIE.
.103. ] Actually seen your crush naked: YES.
.104. ] Been in love: YES I BELIEVE SO
.105. ] Cried when someone died: YEH MAN MY CAT AND DOG AND FAMILY MEMBERS AND FRIENDS. DEATH IS SAD.
.106. ] Drank alcohol: NEVER HAVE, ITS GAY
.107. ] Lied: YEH
.108. ] Eat crap for $1,000,000: I THINK SO.
.109. ] Steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: I MIGHT HAVE BUT NOT ON PURPOSE.
.110. ] Lie to the police: NEVER MAN I WANT TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH THEM LIKE MY DAD AND BRO (CONNECTIONS HELP MAN)
.111. ] Run from the police:NOPE
.112. ] Lie to your parents:ABOUT STUPID STUFF, LIKE WHETHER I ATE OR NOT, SO THEY'LL BUY ME FOOD
.113. ] Walk up to a stranger and kiss them: YES
.114. ] Walk out of a restaurant without paying: ONCE, WITH AJ SAB AND TRACY
.115. ] Flashed someone: YEH
.116. ] Told the person you liked how you felt: YEH ALOT OF TIMES
.117. ] Gone to jail or juvi: NOPE
.118. ] Stolen anything: NOTHING FROM A STORE, BUT FROM PEOPLES HOUSES. BUT I'LL GIVE IT BACK SOON
.119. ] Wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: YEH MAN NO ONE WILL READ IT ALL AND ITS GOOD INFO
.120. ] Kicked someone's ass: NO IM NO FIGHTER
.121. ] Broke a beer bottle: NO
.122. ] Gotten into a bar, under-aged: NO
.123. ] Kissed someone of the same sex: AJ SAB, IT WAS A BET FROM MY GIRLFRIEND AT THE TIME. HE IS SOFT.
.124. ] Gone on a road trip: YEH
.125. ] Gone on vacation without adult supervision: YEH
.127. ] Been to another country: GREECE, JAPAN, COSTA RICA
.128. ] Talked back to an adult: YEH
.129. ] Got pulled over: YEH
.130. ] Got in a car accident: NO
.131. ] Broke a law: YEH
.132. ] Given money to a homeless person: YEH
.134. ] Tried to kill yourself: NO
.135. ] Cried to get out of trouble: YEH BUT MY DAD JUST PUNCHED ME HARDER.
.136. ] Kissed a friend's brother or sister: YES
.137. ] Kissed a brother or sister's friend: NO
.138. ] Dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways?: YES
» P R I V A T E «
.139. ] Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend:NOPE
.140. ] Do you have a crush: I HAVE A CRUSH ON ALL THE BEAUTIFUL GIRLS ON EARTH, BUT SOME ARE MORE CRUSHED THAN OTHERS
.141. ] Do you love anyone right now: YEH MY MOM AND DAD AND OTHERS
.142. ] Have you ever been in love: YEH
.143. ] How many people have you kissed: UH...A GOOD NUMBER, POSSIBLY LIKE 50
.144. ] Who was your first kiss: I THINK IN 2ND FROM THIS GIRL MICHELLE, IF NOT, 9TH GRADE THIS GIRL MAYA OR SOMETHING
.145. ] How many hearts have you broken: I DON'T KNOW
.146. ] How many people broke your heart: SEVERAL
.147. ] Best quote to sum up love: IT'S WORTH IT
.148. ] So what is your bf/gf/crush like: HARD TO DESCRIBE
.149. ] Do you have a picture of him/her: NO
.150. ] How'd you get the picture: I DON'T HAVE ONE DUDE
.151. ] Do you have a picture of yourself: I DONT KNOW HOW TO POST IT.
.152. ] Please post it if you do:AHHHH
.153. ] Do you go by looks or personality: BOTH BUT PERSONALITY IS WHAT REALLY MATTERS SO MUCH
.154. ] Ever kiss a friend: YES
.155. ] Are you still friends: YEH THEY'RE PROBABLY READING THIS MAYBE
.156. ] So moving along . . . do you smoke: GROSS DUDE NEVER
.157. ] Do you smoke weed: NEVER EVER LOSERVILLE BRO
.158. ] Crack, heroin, anything else: BRO LICK MY NUTS NEVER EVER DRUGS ARE FOR SLUGS
.159. ] Beer good or beer bad: GAY
.160. ] Are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: THAT'S GAY TOO
.161. ] Do you like smirnoff ice: WHAT THE FUCK NO
.162. ] Prefer beer or liquor: FUCKING SO GAY NEITHER YOU DISGUSTING FIEND
.163. ] What kind of cigarettes do you smoke: FUCK YOU
» Y E S OR N O «
.195. ] Are you a vegetarian: SOMETIMES I LOVE MEAT THOUGH
.196. ] Do you like cows: I USED TO GO WITH CHRIS JACKSON INTO THE COW PASTURE BY MY HOUSE AND RIDE THEM AND SHIT
.197. ] Are you a bitch: I DON'T THINK SO
.198. ] Are you artistic: YES
.199. ] Do you write poetry: YEH
.200. ] Are you a fast runner: I ONCE RAN A 6:20 MILE BUT IT'S BEEN A WHILE
.201. ] Can you ski: NO
.202. ] Are you British: NOPE
.203. ] Are you straight: YEH
.204. ] Are you stupid, insane, and another physically handicapped: NOPE INSANE MAYBE?
.205. ] Are you fat: USED TO BE VERY HUGE
.206. ] Are you short: NOPE
.207. ] Are you tall: COMPARED TO GIRLS
.208. ] Do you own a hot pink shirt: YES 1
.209. ] How about orange pants? NOPE
.210. ] Are you evil: NO
.211. ] Is Britney a whore: IT'S COOL BABY
.212. ] Am I annoying you: THIS STUFF IS FOREVER
.213. ] Are you secretly from another planet: YEH IMGONNAFUCKYOUUPIA
.214. ] Did you ever touch someone else's private parts: YEH HAHA
» W H A T D I D Y O U D O «
.215. ] Last birthday: SLEPT AT HOME, METAMORPHOSISING FROM BOY TO MAN IN MY COCOON
.216. ] Yesterday: ENDURED POUNDING WIND LOOKING FOR MY FUCKING CAT.
.217. ] Last weekend: HUNG OUT WITH CHICKS, GETTING READY FOR SCHOOL
.218. ] Christmas: I DON'T KNOW
.219. ] Thanksgiving: NOTHING, WE DON'T HAVE FAMILY DINNERS
.220. ] New year's: WENT SOMEWHERE WITH JADE
.221. ] Halloween: ME AND SAM WERE LUMBERJACKS AND NINJAS AT ALANS PARTY MAN IT WAS FUN AS HELL.
.222. ] Easter: SLEPT
.223. ] Valentine's day: FELL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE MAYBE
» T H E L A S T . . «
.224. ] Thing you ate: QUESADILLA
.225. ] Thing you drank: PINEAPPLE JUICE
.226. ] Thing you wore: A BATHROBE WITH PLAID PANTS
.227. ] Place you went: JADE'S HOUSE
.228. ] Thing you got pierced/tattooed: YOUR FUCKING FAT HEAD SURVEY FAG
.229. ] Person you saw: MY MOM
.230. ] Person you kissed: ERICA?
.231. ] Person you fucked: MELISSA, LIKE 2 OR 3 WEEKS AGO.
.232. ] Person you talked to: SAMI OR POSSIBLY SAM FREEDMAN
.233. ] Song you heard: HOPESFALL-'DECOYS LIKE CURVES'
.234. ] Person you hugged: I'M NOT SURE
.235. ] Person you instant messaqed: COREY THE FUNNY DUDE
.236. ] Person you laughed with: BRITTANY I THINK
» N O W «
.237. ] What are you eating: NOTHING RIGHT NOW
.238. ] What are you drinking: NOTHING RIGHT NOW
.239. ] What are you wearing:PLAID PANTS
.240. ] Any shoes on: NO
.241. ] Hair: IN MY FUCKIN FACE
.242. ] Listening to: HOPESFALL-'DECOYS LIKE CURVES'
.243. ] Talking to anyone: NO
.244. ] Are you pissed I made this so long: KINDA
» O P I N I O N S«
.245. ] What do you think...about pop music: POP MUSIC IS JUST POPULAR MUSIC FUCKHEAD, EVEN GRINDCORE COULD BECOME POPULAR ONEDAY
.246. ] About boy bands? SOME ARE PRETTY GOOD
.247. ] About flag burning: WHATEVER THAT'S GAY
.248. ] Of the war on terrorits: WE DONT NEED IT
.249. ] About suicide: NEVER EVER MAN. NEVER KILL YOURSELF
.250. ] About abortion: MY FRIENDS HAVE HAD THEM, I DONT KNOW WHATS BETTER...LIFE OR CHOICE
.251. ] Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: HOPEFULLY ON THE COVER OF GQ
.252. ] Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: COREY, LUIS, SAM, CHRIS JACKSON, JADE, HOPEFULLY ALL YOU GUYS
» F I N A L Q U E S T I O N S «
.253. ] I want: SOMEBODY TO LOVE
.254. ] I wish: I COULD PLAY GUITAR BETTER
.255. ] I love: ROMANCE AND LOVE AND STUFF LIKE THAT
.256. ] I miss: HIGH SCHOOL
.257. ] I fear: I AM FANGLORD DEATHDEATHDEATHDEATH
.258. ] I hear: HOPESFALL-'DECOYS LIKE CURVES'
.259. ] I wonder: WHAT MAGIC WILL ENSUE?
.260. ] How do you know its love? WHEN YOU HEAR THAT BEAUTIFUL MUSIC WHEN YOU SEE THEM...FOR ME ITS 'REDSHIFT' BY HOPESFALL
.261. ] If you could be any kids character, who would you be: BUCK ROGERS
.262. ] If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life: FIU BUFFET
.263. ] Do you remember any of your dreams: YES.