Jun 07, 2004 21:11
HEY WELL GUESS WHAT OH CRAP GUYS WHAT A LAME WEEKEND. ANYWAY'S IT WAS STILL KINDA OK.
1.FRIDAY...
ME AND BRITTANY WENT TO BOSTON MARKET TO MEET THE ARMY OF EXCELLENCE. THE CARS WERE SO PACKED, THEY WERE LIKE CLOWN CARS. THEN WE WENT TO WESTON TOWN CENTER. SURPRISINGLY THERE WAS A COUPLE PEOPLE THERE AND I CONVINCED SAM TO SHOW UP. EVERYONE CHEERED WHEN HE GOT THERE.
THEN WE WENT THROUGH A 4 HOUR ADVENTURE OF STANDING ON ONE CORNER OF THE TOWNCENTER, LOITERING AND STUFF. IT WAS PRETTY COOL, BUT I GET BORED EASILY. BRITTANY GOT MAD AT ME, I THINK, BUT SHE WOULD NEVER ADMIT IT.
AFTER THAT EVERYONE LEFT AND ME AND SAM DROPPED HER OFF. THEN WE WENT TO STEAK AND SHAKE WITH AUGGEY AND CHRIS JACKSON AND THE TWIST AND FUCKING RUBEN. A. AND C.J. TOLD SOME KID THE TRUE STORY ABOUT NATHAN'S NEW PAINTING CAREER IN BERLIN. TRUE STORY. THEN I WENT HOME.
2.SATURDAY...
BANGLEDORF CAME OVER MY HOUSE FOR A WHILE. BY THE WAY, THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA CALL BRITTANY FROM NOW ON. I'M GONNA GIVE NICKNAMES TO YOU ALL.
LATER SAM AND PAM AND GUY CAME OVER. JOHN M. GOT IN DEEP TROUBLE. ANYWAYS WE ALL HUNG OUT UNTIL PAM LEFT AND SAM, THE SAINTLY GUY HE IS, WOULDN'T TAKE BANGLEDORF HOME. SO FINALLY HER DAD PICKED HER UP AT 4 AM. LET'S GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO SAM!
THEN ME AND THE GUYS WENT TO STEAK AND SHAKE AGAIN, BUT IT WAS MUCH LATER THIS TIME AND FUNNY AS HELL. OUR WAITRESSES NAME WAS AIRAMIST, AND SHE IS MY BEAUTIFUL AFRICAN PRINCESS.
3.SUNDAY...
ABANDONED BY BANGLEDORF, I SLEPT ALL DAY. THEN I RENTED SCARY MOVIE 3 AND ME AND JADE WATCHED IT. ACTUALLY I WATCHED IT AND SHE GAVE ME A HATE STARE. SHE'S MY BUDDY!
THEN I READ THE BIBLE.
4.MONDAY...
I WOKE UP REALLY LATE, AND THEN A THUNDERSTOM MESSED THE POWER UP. WHILE I WAS COVERED IN SOAP IN THE SHOWER, OF COURSE. SO I SAT WITH SOAP ON MY WEINER FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES UNTIL THE POWER AND WATER CAME BACK ON.
ALSO, THAT GAZEBO I BUILT FOR MY GRANDMA GOT DESTROYED BY THE WIND. DAMNIT.
I WAS GONNA GO OVER BANGLEDORF'S AGAIN, BUT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. I NEED A JOB GUYS. I HAVE STRONG MANLY HANDS, TELL YOUR FATHERS AND I'LL WORK FOR THEM. OR TELL YOUR MOM'S AND I'LL "WORK" WITH THEM. I'M HARD NOW.