MY ARM HURTS
HEY WHATSUP TODAY GAVE BLOOD TODAY. I FIGURE I'M HELPING MYSELF OUT BECAUSE ILL PROBABLY SAVE THE LIFE OF A CHILD WHO MIGHT BECOME MY SLAVE ONE DAY. AND I GOT SOME FREE FOOD AND A SHIRT. SERIOUSLY GUYS DONATE THOUGH BECAUSE THE LIFE YOU SAVE COULD BE MINE AND I KNOW LIFE WITHOUT ME WOULD BE DAMN NEAR UNBEARABLE.
MY WEEKEND-
FRIDAY: I WENT TO THE WESTERN TALENT SHOW WITH LUIS AND HIS MATE AND WATCHED A FEW OF THE WORST PERFORMANCES EVER...AND ALOT OF GOOD ONES TOO. THERE WAS LOTS OF SMOKE AND STUFF AND THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF THE LIGHT WAS TRYING TO BURN HOLES IN MY EYES EVERYTIME I WALKED UP THE HALL. I SAW HANNAH AND MARIE AND MAYA AND HEATHER AND SARAH THERE AND AFTERWARDS ME AND HANNAH AND HEATHER AND MY PAL LUIS WENT TO MCDONALDS AND HANNAH TOOK HER CLOTHES OFF AND WE ALL RUBBED FRENCH FRIES ALL OVER HER BODY. SHE PROBABLY STILL SMELLS LIKE IT. AND THEN WE WENT TO A PARTY AND STEVE SPERRY ALMOST GOT ARRESTED, AND THEN I SLEPT OVER LUIS'S...NOTHING HAPPENED THIS TIME BUT HE TRIED TO GET IN MY PANTS AGAIN. I'M NOT GAY BRO. SAME GOES FOR YOU SAM.
SATURDAY: IN THE MORNING I WENT TO FIU FOR THE ORIENTATION AND STUFF AND THEY HAD PASTRY. ANYWAYS THE SCHOOL LOOKS GREAT SO I GUESS I WONT BE DOING MY FIFTH YEAR. SORRY SAM. AND LATER I WENT TO SOME GET TOGETHER WITH JULIE AND ALL THESE JEWS WERE THERE AND I STOLE SOME GIRLS SCOOBY DOO SHIRT. THEN I MADE NOODLES, AND THEN I WENT HOME. THE END.
SUNDAY: MASTURBATION.
WELL GUYS YOUR COOL BY THE WAY ASK ME ABOUT THE PARTY. AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH, YOU GOONS.
MY WEEKEND-
FRIDAY: I WENT TO THE WESTERN TALENT SHOW WITH LUIS AND HIS MATE AND WATCHED A FEW OF THE WORST PERFORMANCES EVER...AND ALOT OF GOOD ONES TOO. THERE WAS LOTS OF SMOKE AND STUFF AND THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF THE LIGHT WAS TRYING TO BURN HOLES IN MY EYES EVERYTIME I WALKED UP THE HALL. I SAW HANNAH AND MARIE AND MAYA AND HEATHER AND SARAH THERE AND AFTERWARDS ME AND HANNAH AND HEATHER AND MY PAL LUIS WENT TO MCDONALDS AND HANNAH TOOK HER CLOTHES OFF AND WE ALL RUBBED FRENCH FRIES ALL OVER HER BODY. SHE PROBABLY STILL SMELLS LIKE IT. AND THEN WE WENT TO A PARTY AND STEVE SPERRY ALMOST GOT ARRESTED, AND THEN I SLEPT OVER LUIS'S...NOTHING HAPPENED THIS TIME BUT HE TRIED TO GET IN MY PANTS AGAIN. I'M NOT GAY BRO. SAME GOES FOR YOU SAM.
SATURDAY: IN THE MORNING I WENT TO FIU FOR THE ORIENTATION AND STUFF AND THEY HAD PASTRY. ANYWAYS THE SCHOOL LOOKS GREAT SO I GUESS I WONT BE DOING MY FIFTH YEAR. SORRY SAM. AND LATER I WENT TO SOME GET TOGETHER WITH JULIE AND ALL THESE JEWS WERE THERE AND I STOLE SOME GIRLS SCOOBY DOO SHIRT. THEN I MADE NOODLES, AND THEN I WENT HOME. THE END.
SUNDAY: MASTURBATION.
WELL GUYS YOUR COOL BY THE WAY ASK ME ABOUT THE PARTY. AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH, YOU GOONS.