ITS FUCKING KITTEN KRAZINESS!!!
NOTICE THE KILLA ALLITERATION.
Okay then.
Madness.
A severely depressed kitten.
Pledging an oath to the Lord of Darkness. Oh, you!
None cuter; most awkward, stupid toy in existence.
Looks like a chain smoker.
Feeding... yes.
Caught in the act of murder... blue eyed devils!
Taking the car to Catt's Diner for... mouse fries.
I need some money.