PERIODICAL...#1
1. Cats trying to mate. Terrible noise. Sleep eludes me.
2. Seeking a car, any will do. If it is terribly ugly I will staple a blanket over it.
3. Never purchase Moby's Hotel. You will harm your cochleal bits. 18 is a better choice.
4. Work is a boring thing to speak of... unless you work at Panera... I'm sorry, I mean KillZone Bread. Every day is a battle for survival and my workteam, the Lightning Panthers, is unforgiving. Try a soup, you meek fellows.
5. If only I had such dedication to actually start and finish a story... I could make a "StoryJournal", where such stories would be posted. Said stories will likely involve androids and swords.
6. Where did Sega get the idea that hedgehogs are fast? They are painful to the hand, yes. Land Urchins.
7. I definitely need a mare to ride whilst wearing my turban. So many people have horses... in stables. I say, tie your horse to desert foliage and sleep in the open wilderness.
8. It has come to the point where the learning of spanish would be wise and necessary... I just can't shake the feeling that learning spanish makes you into a language wizard and it will make others envious of your powers. I just need this tool to acquire various tools of masonry, and things of automobilic nature.
9. I like having a list that ends in an odd number.
2. Seeking a car, any will do. If it is terribly ugly I will staple a blanket over it.
3. Never purchase Moby's Hotel. You will harm your cochleal bits. 18 is a better choice.
4. Work is a boring thing to speak of... unless you work at Panera... I'm sorry, I mean KillZone Bread. Every day is a battle for survival and my workteam, the Lightning Panthers, is unforgiving. Try a soup, you meek fellows.
5. If only I had such dedication to actually start and finish a story... I could make a "StoryJournal", where such stories would be posted. Said stories will likely involve androids and swords.
6. Where did Sega get the idea that hedgehogs are fast? They are painful to the hand, yes. Land Urchins.
7. I definitely need a mare to ride whilst wearing my turban. So many people have horses... in stables. I say, tie your horse to desert foliage and sleep in the open wilderness.
8. It has come to the point where the learning of spanish would be wise and necessary... I just can't shake the feeling that learning spanish makes you into a language wizard and it will make others envious of your powers. I just need this tool to acquire various tools of masonry, and things of automobilic nature.
9. I like having a list that ends in an odd number.