Nov 16, 2005 19:53
the best thing i got out of today is pretty dumb but i laughed a lot. its pretty sweet. sitting for 5 hours doing this online class so i get the points taken off my license. haha
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
haha im still laughing.