... No Wrath Like A Woman Scorned

[himitsunotsuki]

My charming elder sister is going through a rather lovely phase which involves the throwing of somewhat expensive drawing equipment at any who happen to cross her path- equipment that may or may not be loaded with ink and/or toner. I rather liked that shirt My fine friends and relatives in the Kansai region are best warned should they come across

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[serving_u]

Could be boy trouble... Want me to prepare some ice cream and brownies for you to take to her as a peace offering?

I'm getting tired of getting ink and stuff off you and your clothes. And she's really scary when she's in a bad mood

ooc: Shishido is back from his family trip to Korea. I'm sure he returned with the by now traditional gifts of super bright coloured clothes that you say Kpop stars wear. Along with some real souvenirs. Plus pictures and stories.

[himitsunotsuki]

As in boys-found-out-about-her-demented-obsession? I don't think even comfort food would make it through the warzone safely.

[serving_u]

I was thinking more like a-boy-broke-her-heart-and-now-she-hates-all-men sort of thing.

I thought all girls loved chocolate and ice cream when they were feeling down... We'll need a new battle plan. We can put you in a frilly dress or something. That might distract her for a bit.

[himitsunotsuki]

I was not aware that her heart was breakable at all.

I'd much rather you put on the frilly dress, Shishido, really.

[serving_u]

Yuushi! She's your sister. Aren't you supposed to be all overly protective of her?

... I think it's better if you're in it. Since you're the one that wants to talk to her.

[himitsunotsuki]

Being protective does not involve assuming her incapable of taking care of herself.

I don't think frills are conducive to a riveting conversation.

[serving_u]

You can at least assume she has a breakable heart.

But me wearing frills and you hiding behind me is?

[himitsunotsuki]

Nonsense, she's my sister.

I wouldn't be hiding behind you. You would be conveniently distracting her.

[serving_u]

Are you saying Oshitari's have hearts of steal?

So I'm your sacrificial lamb?

[himitsunotsuki]

No, steel signifies a degree of coldness, and I'm sure you're aware we're anything but cold. I simply have trouble believing my sister to be a damsel in distress.

More of a brave forward guard.

[serving_u]

Definitely not cold. I find the Oshitari clan to be super hot.

In a frilly dress...

ooc: One day I will learn to spell and use 's but today is obviously not that day -___-;

And Shishido, the poor fool, will dress up if it will help Yuushi's plan to cheer up his sister. But he won't like it.

[himitsunotsuki]

I knew you'd see my reasoning.

You certainly have the legs for it.

ooc: We all have our bizarre typo days :) And Yuushi has every intention of making Shishi do just that.

[serving_u]

But if it's not a banged up heart, what do you think it is?

All of me is awesome.

[himitsunotsuki]

I do have a few theories, but I think we need to hear it straight from the horse's mouth, so to speak.

Is that you agreeing to the plan then?

[serving_u]

Not going to share any?

Nope, just me reminding you that all of me is awesome, not just the legs. And I'm not agreeing until you tell me what I get out of it. You so know that no matter how pissed she is, she's going to take pictures and send them to everyone.

[himitsunotsuki]

The least likely but most promising one would be that she finally found out all young men don't harbour a desire to pounce each other.

You use your jailbait icon to emphasise your awesomeness? And as for what's in it for you, I would have thought the experience would be reward enough.