"More things in heaven and earth..."

[himitsunotsuki]

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[serving_u]

Why is there a phone in the microwave?

And do you want me to make you a drink?

[himitsunotsuki]

Because it's the only place I don't have to hear it ring.

That sounds good.

[serving_u]

...

I'm rescuing your phone. Putting it on silent. And then I'm gonna give it back to you and we're gonna enjoy a drink together alright?

[himitsunotsuki]

Don't ... me. It's a necessary course of action. Putting it on silent is only going to encourage them more.

The drink part I still approve, though.

[serving_u]

Then don't put your ringing phone into my microwave. Because that's not going to work any better than silent mode.

Thought you might. Want me to run you a nice hot bath too?

[himitsunotsuki]

I was under the impression it would block phone signals. Will the freezer work better?

Does that mean I'm allowed to drink in the bath?

[serving_u]

... No. Just put it on silent or man up and answer it and tell them to stop beign lame.

I'll be on hand to make sure you don't accidentally drown.

ooc: Shishi is concerned and probably hovering while trying to act like he isn't.

[himitsunotsuki]

How many times do you think I've already answered it?

I think I can manage to stay alive but your company is welcome.

[serving_u]

A lot? Want me to try?

If it's company you want Yuushi-sama then it's company you'll get.

[himitsunotsuki]

I'm sure they have their own brand of lecturing saved for you, Shishido.

You aren't going to be fussy, are you?

[serving_u]

Ugh... in that case you may be on your own.

I don't get fussy.

[himitsunotsuki]

Like I said, the freezer should work. They'll get the message eventually.

Of course you don't.

[serving_u]

Fine. I'll put it in the freezer. Better than my microwave.

I don't! Making you a drink and getting you a bath is not being fussy. It's like the total opposite of fussy.

Do you want a shoulder rub too? You're looking sort of tense.

[himitsunotsuki]

I'm sure it won't harm your microwave, Shishido.

I didn't deny it, did I?

But that sounds somewhat fussy.

[serving_u]

It's going in the freezer.

Yeah right, like it wasn't dripping with sarcasm.

It's just me doing my job. But hey, if you don't want it, don't take it.

[himitsunotsuki]

Why not the microwave?

It wasn't.

And miss the chance to allow your fingers to work their magic on my weary bones?