"Lord, what fools these Mortals be"

[himitsunotsuki]

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[awedprowess]

I do hope that statement was designed to sound every bit as dubious as it did, Yuushi.

[himitsunotsuki]

There's nothing like a good double entendre to start the day.

[awedprowess]

The operative word in that sentence is "good", Yuushi, which unfortunately means you fall short rather badly.

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[ooc: blame Shishido for this line~]

[himitsunotsuki]

You wound me, Keigo, you really do.

[awedprowess]

I doubt that. I have also never rejected you in the manner that sketched icon would suggest, either.

[himitsunotsuki]

Mm, you never know. And the sketch is Aneki's doing. She seems to think you would.

[awedprowess]

Your sister has a low opinion of your charms, Yuushi. Or perhaps she was hoping to direct your attention towards Shishido-kun in one of those adorable outfits she used to put him in.

[himitsunotsuki]

I think she rather assumes you are immune to them. I am always open to an attempt to change this opinion, Keigo. She dressed me up as often as she did Shishido, so I doubt the latter to be the case.

[awedprowess]

If your advances ever amounted to something I would find worthy of responding to, she might yet be forced to change her mind.

She did, but frankly Shishido-kun made the more adorable female.

[himitsunotsuki]

You will forgive me if my flirting has not been to your tastes, Keigo. Clearly you prefer it when the other party is painfully stoic, and alas this is near impossible for me.

Mm, perhaps. He claims I have the better legs, though.

[awedprowess]

Harsh, Yuushi. You know I would not have you any other way.

I shall have to examine the situation on my next visit and provide my professional opinion.

[himitsunotsuki]

Only as harsh as your words to me, Keigo. I do feel somewhat inadequate now.

Hmm, yes, perhaps the presence of an impartial judge will settle the matter.

[awedprowess]

Clearly, I shall have to make amends. Coffee this afternoon? You can enlighten me on the details of your Hawaiian elopement.

I shall be delighted to do you that honour.

[himitsunotsuki]

It would go far towards healing my wounded heart.

One hopes that it will be a satisfactory experience.

[awedprowess]

I am sure you know that is important to me.

My judgment will undoubtedly prove essential to your working relationship.

[hontonisekkachi]

You guys seriously argue about the weirdest things.

If you actually do it, can I come, too, though? Please?