B2UTY Is In the Eye of the Beholder (5/6)
Title: B2UTY Is In the Eye of the Beholder (5/6)
Author: himawarixxsandz
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): DooSeob, KiWoon, JunSeung
Summary: BEAST turn into girls.
A/N: ....Anyone remember this fic? Yeah. Son Yeoshin is up, and then after him, is the grand finale. LOL
Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5 // Part 6
Dongwoon
Unexpectedly, or maybe expectedly, Dongwoon’s reaction to having his (her?) Y chromosome taken away is about the same as his reaction when Kikwang’s Y chromosome was taken away (the initial reaction-not the other reactions that followed once he realized what the loss of Kikwang’s Y chromosome fully entailed).
Which means that Dongwoon spends most of the Emergency Meeting curled up in the corner of the sofa, repeatedly asking Yoseob to please not try to upend the maknae’s shirt because that kind of thing is really very upsetting in this sort of situation. (Doojoon ends up having to restrain Yoseob because the main vocalist just thinks that all of this is highly amusing especially since he was the first one to go through it).
“I don’t see the problem,” Kikwang says, halfway through the Emergency Meeting, as he stares at Dongwoon pointedly.
Dongwoon covers his (her?) face again.
Dongwoon as a girl is like Dongwoon as a guy only turned into Dongwoon as a girl. If Dongwoon as a guy is Son Namshin, then Dongwoon as a girl is Son Yeoshin-there’s not much to it, since that defines most of everything that changed. Dongwoon as a girl is still tall (for a girl), nearly the same height as Kikwang and Yoseob, with legs that go on even longer than Junhyung’s did and, as Kikwang had already pointed out (and continues to point out with Yoseob with their eyes), the sort of problem that requires Gina’s bras.
Only instead of petite and curvy on Kikwang’s body, Dongwoon’s is spread out, elegant with lingerie-model proportions and Doojoon feels (as Dongwoon tries to tie his hair-nearly to his waist, straight and wavy at the ends) that Kikwang is getting a little too happy a little too fast.
“Do you think Gina-noona has a bikini that I can borrow?” Kikwang asks the dorm at large.
Dongwoon runs to the bedroom (they hear a lock click into place) and Doojoon (sighs) is just glad that they don’t have any schedules for the day.
Bras are acquired in the next ten minutes, and the following hour is spent trying to break down the bedroom door or at least to convince Dongwoon to open it just a smidge so they can slip one of the bras in for her (him?) to put on.
Junhyung and Hyunseung have seemed to return to not caring (Junhyung is showing Hyunseung how to download a new version of the frogs-and-aliens game), Yoseob is shifting through his contacts list in order to maybe somehow acquire a set of Rania’s stage costumes, and Kikwang is helping the least while Doojoon continues to insistently bang on the door with his foot because Kikwang refuses to shut up.
Kikwang’s tone is appropriately glum as he raps his knuckles on the door for the nth time while Doojoon wonders if he can transfer temporary leadership onto Junhyung for the next two weeks or so (because he’s thinking forward to Hyunseung’s inevitable change). “Dongwoon-ah,” Kikwang calls through the door. “I have condoms, I promise.”
Doojoon is just going to pretend that he doesn’t hear sobbing on the other end.
It takes a full day before Dongwoon actually comes out and puts on girl-clothes and by that point, Sohyun is already zooming around BEAST’s dorm again (trying not to suffocate from laughter) and they’ve already heard Dongwoon screaming (accompanied by more of Sohyun’s laughter-now close to hysterics) because there is this thing that none of the others have experienced yet called hair-brushing and, apparently, the longer and thicker the hair, the more pain involved.
Also, while Yoseob didn’t quite manage to acquire a set of Rania stage outfits, he did manage to acquire one of Gina’s outfits from the Top Girl music video and they settled with Dongwoon (being wrestled into it) putting that on for the time being.
“I hate you,” Yoseob says to Doojoon as Kikwang strokes up and down the swell of Dongwoon’s hips and the maknae tries not to cry.
Doojoon sighs. “What now?”
“Why couldn’t you have been a more attractive girl?” Yoseob asks, shaking his head.
Doojoon hates his life. And girls.
“At least now he’s not mourning you losing your tits anymore,” Hyunseung says reasonably.
Kikwang shrugs. “I didn’t like having them,” he says. “They’re heavy-so it’s better when Dongwoonie does.”
For the most part, Dongwoon’s time as a girl is the most uneventful out of all of them thus far.
After the initial crying spells (highly reminiscent of Dongwoon’s reaction to anything of the insect persuasion-to which there were luckily none of during the course of his missing Y chromosome), and the denial, and the spells in which Dongwoon repeatedly threw things at Yoseob because of the main vocalist’s determination to use Korean hierarchy in an attempt to get Dongwoon into a Rania costume-after the initial problems were resolved, Kikwang took care of the rest.
It’s the Lee Kikwang thing, really, that they all watch (because, clearly, Dongwoon is the biggest Ace there is) as the problems stop being problems when Kikwang decides to stop shoving condoms in the maknae’s face (partially because Junhyung insists that those are the rapper’s condoms and Kikwang needs to get his own) and decides to try a different approach.
Namely, that Lee-Kikwang-thing.
That thing where Kikwang is all smiles and vanishing eyes and leads Dongwoon away with dorky laughter and nonsensical jokes that have her (him?) smiling and laughing along all the way into the bedroom.
That thing where the smiles and grins and vanishing eyes disappear as soon as the bedroom door is locked, and Doojoon ends up leading the way straight out of the dorm because, apparently, another thing that changes while Dongwoon is a girl is something all of them honestly could have lived their lives happily without ever knowing.
Dongwoon as a girl is kind of loud.
Hyunseung reasons (while they are stuck waiting it out at a local convenience store, masks and sunglasses and hats on as tight and close as possible) that, on the bright side, the next time construction happens near their apartment, they’ll already have the earplugs for it.
Doojoon asks him to please stop talking, while Junhyung goes to stock up on aspirin.
Yoseob returns from the cash register with two bags of condom boxes.
The change back happens on a day when they all (obviously, with the exception of Dongwoon due to his “stomach flu”) have schedules, so when they return, they return to the maknae restored to his original-Son-Namshin-state, sitting on the sofa and watching television.
Kikwang crosses over after kicking off his shoes at the doorway and plops into Dongwoon’s lap gloomily. “You haven’t even called me oppa, yet,” he sighs and takes the remote out of the maknae’s hands.
“I have my dick back,” Dongwoon offers gamely, and holds out a bag of chips.
Kikwang pats the maknae’s face. “That’s good-Yoseobie gave me a few boxes.”
Doojoon filters in next, making a beeline for the refrigerator because he’s just finished MC-ing and whenever that happens, always feels eternally thirsty for at least a good half-an-hour afterward because of all the takes they had to do. Yoseob and Junhyung walk in together with the rapper blinking around.
“If you’re looking for Hyunseung-hyung,” Dongwoon says as Kikwang curls closer against the maknae’s chest, “he came back already but then left again to do some dance practice.”
Junhyung opens his mouth to reply just as the front door opens again, and Doojoon swears he almost has a heart attack (with his mind immediately flying to articles concerning BEAST’s downfall because of a female idol seen visiting their dorm in the middle of the night) when a girl wearing buttered-on skinny jeans and a dark tank-top walks in, dropping her (…his?) bags on the floor.
“Oh my God,” Yoseob whispers as the girl ruffles Junhyung’s hair and walks on to the sofa, plopping down beside the stricken-maknae-line.
The girl blinks at them when it becomes apparent that Doojoon is not going to drink his water, Yoseob is not going to breathe, and Junhyung is not going to live until she (…he?) gives them an explanation. “It happened when I was in the bathroom down at the studio,” she (he?) says. “So I just dropped by and got Jiyoonie to give me clothes on my way back.”
Doojoon is about to say something (possibly entailing that the maknae line find a mattress or something with which to catch Junhyung with when the rapper inevitably passes out) when Yoseob smacks his shoulder.
“What now?” the leader demands incredulously.
“Why weren’t you hot?” Yoseob says, sounding twice as disappointed as before.
Author: himawarixxsandz
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): DooSeob, KiWoon, JunSeung
Summary: BEAST turn into girls.
A/N: ....Anyone remember this fic? Yeah. Son Yeoshin is up, and then after him, is the grand finale. LOL
Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3 // Part 4 // Part 5 // Part 6
Dongwoon
Unexpectedly, or maybe expectedly, Dongwoon’s reaction to having his (her?) Y chromosome taken away is about the same as his reaction when Kikwang’s Y chromosome was taken away (the initial reaction-not the other reactions that followed once he realized what the loss of Kikwang’s Y chromosome fully entailed).
Which means that Dongwoon spends most of the Emergency Meeting curled up in the corner of the sofa, repeatedly asking Yoseob to please not try to upend the maknae’s shirt because that kind of thing is really very upsetting in this sort of situation. (Doojoon ends up having to restrain Yoseob because the main vocalist just thinks that all of this is highly amusing especially since he was the first one to go through it).
“I don’t see the problem,” Kikwang says, halfway through the Emergency Meeting, as he stares at Dongwoon pointedly.
Dongwoon covers his (her?) face again.
Dongwoon as a girl is like Dongwoon as a guy only turned into Dongwoon as a girl. If Dongwoon as a guy is Son Namshin, then Dongwoon as a girl is Son Yeoshin-there’s not much to it, since that defines most of everything that changed. Dongwoon as a girl is still tall (for a girl), nearly the same height as Kikwang and Yoseob, with legs that go on even longer than Junhyung’s did and, as Kikwang had already pointed out (and continues to point out with Yoseob with their eyes), the sort of problem that requires Gina’s bras.
Only instead of petite and curvy on Kikwang’s body, Dongwoon’s is spread out, elegant with lingerie-model proportions and Doojoon feels (as Dongwoon tries to tie his hair-nearly to his waist, straight and wavy at the ends) that Kikwang is getting a little too happy a little too fast.
“Do you think Gina-noona has a bikini that I can borrow?” Kikwang asks the dorm at large.
Dongwoon runs to the bedroom (they hear a lock click into place) and Doojoon (sighs) is just glad that they don’t have any schedules for the day.
Bras are acquired in the next ten minutes, and the following hour is spent trying to break down the bedroom door or at least to convince Dongwoon to open it just a smidge so they can slip one of the bras in for her (him?) to put on.
Junhyung and Hyunseung have seemed to return to not caring (Junhyung is showing Hyunseung how to download a new version of the frogs-and-aliens game), Yoseob is shifting through his contacts list in order to maybe somehow acquire a set of Rania’s stage costumes, and Kikwang is helping the least while Doojoon continues to insistently bang on the door with his foot because Kikwang refuses to shut up.
Kikwang’s tone is appropriately glum as he raps his knuckles on the door for the nth time while Doojoon wonders if he can transfer temporary leadership onto Junhyung for the next two weeks or so (because he’s thinking forward to Hyunseung’s inevitable change). “Dongwoon-ah,” Kikwang calls through the door. “I have condoms, I promise.”
Doojoon is just going to pretend that he doesn’t hear sobbing on the other end.
It takes a full day before Dongwoon actually comes out and puts on girl-clothes and by that point, Sohyun is already zooming around BEAST’s dorm again (trying not to suffocate from laughter) and they’ve already heard Dongwoon screaming (accompanied by more of Sohyun’s laughter-now close to hysterics) because there is this thing that none of the others have experienced yet called hair-brushing and, apparently, the longer and thicker the hair, the more pain involved.
Also, while Yoseob didn’t quite manage to acquire a set of Rania stage outfits, he did manage to acquire one of Gina’s outfits from the Top Girl music video and they settled with Dongwoon (being wrestled into it) putting that on for the time being.
“I hate you,” Yoseob says to Doojoon as Kikwang strokes up and down the swell of Dongwoon’s hips and the maknae tries not to cry.
Doojoon sighs. “What now?”
“Why couldn’t you have been a more attractive girl?” Yoseob asks, shaking his head.
Doojoon hates his life. And girls.
“At least now he’s not mourning you losing your tits anymore,” Hyunseung says reasonably.
Kikwang shrugs. “I didn’t like having them,” he says. “They’re heavy-so it’s better when Dongwoonie does.”
For the most part, Dongwoon’s time as a girl is the most uneventful out of all of them thus far.
After the initial crying spells (highly reminiscent of Dongwoon’s reaction to anything of the insect persuasion-to which there were luckily none of during the course of his missing Y chromosome), and the denial, and the spells in which Dongwoon repeatedly threw things at Yoseob because of the main vocalist’s determination to use Korean hierarchy in an attempt to get Dongwoon into a Rania costume-after the initial problems were resolved, Kikwang took care of the rest.
It’s the Lee Kikwang thing, really, that they all watch (because, clearly, Dongwoon is the biggest Ace there is) as the problems stop being problems when Kikwang decides to stop shoving condoms in the maknae’s face (partially because Junhyung insists that those are the rapper’s condoms and Kikwang needs to get his own) and decides to try a different approach.
Namely, that Lee-Kikwang-thing.
That thing where Kikwang is all smiles and vanishing eyes and leads Dongwoon away with dorky laughter and nonsensical jokes that have her (him?) smiling and laughing along all the way into the bedroom.
That thing where the smiles and grins and vanishing eyes disappear as soon as the bedroom door is locked, and Doojoon ends up leading the way straight out of the dorm because, apparently, another thing that changes while Dongwoon is a girl is something all of them honestly could have lived their lives happily without ever knowing.
Dongwoon as a girl is kind of loud.
Hyunseung reasons (while they are stuck waiting it out at a local convenience store, masks and sunglasses and hats on as tight and close as possible) that, on the bright side, the next time construction happens near their apartment, they’ll already have the earplugs for it.
Doojoon asks him to please stop talking, while Junhyung goes to stock up on aspirin.
Yoseob returns from the cash register with two bags of condom boxes.
The change back happens on a day when they all (obviously, with the exception of Dongwoon due to his “stomach flu”) have schedules, so when they return, they return to the maknae restored to his original-Son-Namshin-state, sitting on the sofa and watching television.
Kikwang crosses over after kicking off his shoes at the doorway and plops into Dongwoon’s lap gloomily. “You haven’t even called me oppa, yet,” he sighs and takes the remote out of the maknae’s hands.
“I have my dick back,” Dongwoon offers gamely, and holds out a bag of chips.
Kikwang pats the maknae’s face. “That’s good-Yoseobie gave me a few boxes.”
Doojoon filters in next, making a beeline for the refrigerator because he’s just finished MC-ing and whenever that happens, always feels eternally thirsty for at least a good half-an-hour afterward because of all the takes they had to do. Yoseob and Junhyung walk in together with the rapper blinking around.
“If you’re looking for Hyunseung-hyung,” Dongwoon says as Kikwang curls closer against the maknae’s chest, “he came back already but then left again to do some dance practice.”
Junhyung opens his mouth to reply just as the front door opens again, and Doojoon swears he almost has a heart attack (with his mind immediately flying to articles concerning BEAST’s downfall because of a female idol seen visiting their dorm in the middle of the night) when a girl wearing buttered-on skinny jeans and a dark tank-top walks in, dropping her (…his?) bags on the floor.
“Oh my God,” Yoseob whispers as the girl ruffles Junhyung’s hair and walks on to the sofa, plopping down beside the stricken-maknae-line.
The girl blinks at them when it becomes apparent that Doojoon is not going to drink his water, Yoseob is not going to breathe, and Junhyung is not going to live until she (…he?) gives them an explanation. “It happened when I was in the bathroom down at the studio,” she (he?) says. “So I just dropped by and got Jiyoonie to give me clothes on my way back.”
Doojoon is about to say something (possibly entailing that the maknae line find a mattress or something with which to catch Junhyung with when the rapper inevitably passes out) when Yoseob smacks his shoulder.
“What now?” the leader demands incredulously.
“Why weren’t you hot?” Yoseob says, sounding twice as disappointed as before.