DIY (DooSeob WFLT oneshot)
Title: DIY or 5 Steps to Do-It-Yourself
Author: himawarixxsandz
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: DooSeob
Summary: Doojoon's not a handyman
A/N: Okay, so a lot of you probably saw my spazzing on Twitter earlier today (well, for me it was earlier, right after I woke up, lol) over BEAST's episode 3 of Shin PD, and it had like tons of DooSeob in it, right? I mean it ( Read more... )
Clearly, Doojoon is not loved by life because he thinks Yoseob is horrible and evil, not cute and adorable like everyone else. Therefore, life sends him a box which he has so much difficulty with..he only manages to open half of it in an hour..WAE SO FAIL DOOJOON AH (if he was this fail in ShinPD...he would've been on the other team and they would have failed to epic proportions LOL)and then of course, life loves Yoseob and so he opens the box within seconds xD I LOVE WHIPPED!DOOJOON <3
Step 2: Doojoon can't read instructions and Seob is just cute
LOL I ALWAYS IMAGINED DOOJOON TO BE ABLE TO DO EVERYTHING BUT I GUESS NOT LOL CLEARLY, YOSEOB JUST PWNS DOOJOON SO HARD AND HE'S ADORABLE. CAKE LABELS ALSFIJSLDIG <3 YOSEOB+FRENCH CAKES <3 KEKE SO LOVABLE T-T THE HUG IS JUST <333 DOOJOON IS SO FRUSTRATED BECAUSE OF THIS DESK (FRUSTRATED DOOJOON MEANS BETTER THAN ACUPUNCTURE TREATMENT? OIASFJLDSIG T-T)
Step 3:Doojoon is frustrated and Yoseob is bored (AKA DooSeob needs to have sex)
CLEARLY WHEN DOOJOON IS FRUSTRATED, YOSEOB IS THERE TO HELP VENT OUT THE FRUSTRATION. LEMONADE SCENE ALSIFJDSLIGJ I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. YOSEOB CAN MAKE DOOJOON WANT HIM AT ANY TIME <3 (AND SERIOUSLY...EVEN THOUGH IT'S JUST A KISS...HOT *-*) AND OF COURSE, ONCE DOOJOON REALIZES YOSEOB'S WANTS, THEY MOVE ON TO
Step 3 (retry): Desk making process - zero, DooSeob marriedness - one
WILL THEY EVER GET A TASK DONE?? THEY CAN'T KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF OF EACH OTHER. LOLING AT THE FACT THAT DOOJOON KEEPS MORE THAN ONE CONDOM IN HIS POCKET...DOOSEOB STAMINA IS AMAZING *-* (remembers a part in APIAPT where Doojoon says "we've only done it 4 (was it 5?) times" ...isn't that a lot OTL DooSeob sex knows no limits) Of course...sex first, thoughts after LOL
Step 4: Because Yoseob knows...
If they worked in Doori's room...nothing would get done. Poor guys...having to carry that thing up three floors OTL at least they got things done :) and finally~
Step 5: Doojoon needs to empty his pocket
MORE WHIPPED!DOOJOON LOLL HE HAS TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOSEOB ASLFIJDFLGI and DOOSEOB CLASSIC! DOOJOON'S FACE XD ALWAYS FUNNY TO YOSEOB <3 BECAUSE HIS FACE IS REALLY STUPID (I personally think his face is gorgeous...OTL) BUT I SERIOUSLY LOVE THIS DUMB!FACE THING <33 YOSEOB-AH WHY DOES EVERYTHING MAKE YOU HORNY YOU ASLFIJDFGH (weird kinks and dumb!face OTL) at least now they're going to be in Doojoon's room now...NO MORE MAKING MESSES IN PLACES WHERE OTHERS ARE GOING TO BE (If I was Doori and I found out what DooSeob was doing in the room...I'd be horrified)
BB YOUR FICS ARE ALWAYS AMAZING AND THEY MAKE ME WRITE EXTREMELY SPAZZY COMMENTS (like twitter!comment) HERE IS MORE SPAZZING TO MAKE YOU GIGGLE <3 ilu xD
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BTW YOU STILL DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT THIS SECRET MEANING OF DIY IS T--------T I WANT TO KNOWWWW
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Step 1: I MEAN. IN DOOJOON’S DEFENSE, YOSEOB IS ADORABLE AND CUTE TO EVERYONE EXCEPT HIM, LOL. AND PROBABLY THE REASON YOSEOB COULD OPEN IN WITH JUST A FEW SECONDS IS BECAUSE DOOJOON LOOSENED AND RIPPED EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE HOUR BEFORE, ROFL. BUT OBVIOUSLY NO ONE’S GOING TO BUY THAT BECAUSE YOSEOB IS THE ONE WHO GOT IT OPENED.
Step 2: PFFT NAMCHINDOL OF COURSE CAN’T DO EVERYTHING. He’d be too perfect and that wouldn’t be any fun XD LOL, YOSEOB LOVES HIS NAMCHINDOL EVEN IF HE’S COMPLETELY FAIL THOUGH ^-^ AND LOLOLOL FRUSTRATED DOOJOON ALWAYS = DOOSEOBSEX SOMEHOW, DOESN’T IT? LOLOL
Step 3: OHMAGAAAAAAAH THIS IS THE ONE THAT MADE ME LAUGH LIKE NO TOMORROW. JUST. OMFG. AND THEN IT LEADS RIGHT INTO
Step 3(retry): AND I LAUGHED SOME MORE. PROBABLY BUSTED MY GUT SOME MORE. PROBABLY MADE MY SISTER/DAD THINK THAT THERE’S SOME LIKE DEMENTED CHINESEVAMPIREGHOST LOCKED AWAY IN THE ATTIC OR SOMETHING BECAUSE OF THE HALF-SNORTING-LAUGHING-GIGGLING SOUNDS I WAS MAKING AND JUST OHGOD OF COURSE DOOSEOB WOULD HAVE MORE THAN ONE CONDOM, ARE YOU CRAZY? WHY WOULD THEY ONLY DO IT ONE TIME WITH THEIR SOCCER-STAMINA.
Step 4: It’s more like Yoseob knows that it’s kind of hard to get turned on in your older sister’s room, LOL, so they wouldn’t even have been able to have sex when things got too boring. XD
Step 5: SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY. THE TITLE ALREADY HAD ME IN PAIN. OMFG. AND HIS FACE IS GORGEOUS. IT’S HOT AS FUCK, BUT CLEARLY YOSEOB THINKS HOT AS FUCK IS SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT. AND IT’S NOT EVERYTHING THAT MAKES YOSEOB HORNY. IT’S JUST DOOJOON. ROFL.
AND THE SECRET MEANING ISN’T TOO SECRET LOLOLOL. I JUST THOUGHT OF DO IT YOURSELF LIKE “DO IT” YOURSELF. LIKE SEX. OR SOMETHING. I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE. /headdesk
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