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I found out through autofill that I've never had a subject line that starts with E. Or maybe not recently. I don't know. I think that's how I will pick my subject lines from now on. KPB is saying her goodbyes. She's hilarious. Shit, I know what my subject line refers to: I've eaten everything possible today. I am FULL. We had sushi for lunch and it was great. But I decided I needed something sweet, so I went to get a hot chocolate up at the vending machines. But then CT asked me to get her a Snickers bar and then I decided I wanted candy too, so I got a KitKat and basically, I feel pretty disgusting. And of course, I am wearing a tight shirt today so my tummy is huge now!
Ech, this shirt. My dreams last night were very bizarre b/c I woke up super disconcerted. And I think I DREAMT a wake up and what I was gonna do after I woke up (write about my dream in my journal) so when I actually did those things it was all deja vu. Let me explain, no, too long, let me sum up (hee! I just saw parts of The Princss Bride last night - LOVE that movie). ANYWAY: I dreamt that I hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, but what's worse is that he was cheating on his current gf with me and at the end of our tryst, he was like, I have to go back to her. And after he left, my friend in my dream was like, this means you're not over him yet. And that freaked me out because later on, when I was half awake and still dreaming, I wondered if she meant I wasn't over him b/c I hooked up with him or because I was dreaming about hooking up with him in the present (as oppossed to the past when he didn't have a girlfriend - my dream would be about the present). Argh, I can't explain. Or I guess I did, but during the more awake, still dreaming part, I dreamt that I wrote all this in my journal and I already examined what it meant. SO when I actually woke up, everything was odd.
To analyze when I am FULLY awake: it really really bothers me that I still dream about him. And as the dream me analyzed, it bothers me that I am dreaming about him cheating on his current gf with me. BUT, THANKFULLY, I know some/most of why I dreamt this: right before I went to sleep, I watched the SATC episode where Carrie and Mr. Big are cheating on their significant others with each other. So, I'm not totally pathetic. I really don't think I am still in love with my ex. I DO think it's important that I meet some guy REALLY soon so I have someone else to think about in that way. REALLY SOON. Does anyone know anyone to set me up with??? Please?
Moving on. The SATC mention reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker's new movie - what's it called: Oh, Failure to Launch. What I find interesting about the commercials for the movie is that they know the SEXY one in the movie is Matthew McConoghay. Like, when they show the clips with the buzz words, "funny, sexy, bleh bleh..." when the word "sexy" is said, they flash the scene of Matthew exiting the bathroom, shirtless. And it is SCORCHING. It's a nice little change that the sex symbol/eye candy of a movie is the man, not the woman. Because wow, he is HOTTTT.
Oh, briefly going back to my no-boyfriend state, does anyone know a guy who is a combination of Zach Braff, Matthew McConoghay and Ryan Gosling? Each of those men possess a different quality I look for in a man (creativity, hilarity, hotttttness, sexiness, dirtiness, hotttttness). So, everyone get on that! (Get on the task of finding him, don't get on the man).
I am being incredibly silly right now. Ridiculous or something. Last little comment. COMPLETELY unrelated to anything else in this update. Is anyone else bothered that the Geico lizard's accent is different now? I mean, he's always had a British accent but before it was kind of tweedy British, now it's like "Spike" British. Or something. Less Geeves, less formal or something. I like the new accent, but I think it's weird they changed it.
I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. Who is MT talking to out there? Or is she on the phone in her office? I can't tell.
Ech, this shirt. My dreams last night were very bizarre b/c I woke up super disconcerted. And I think I DREAMT a wake up and what I was gonna do after I woke up (write about my dream in my journal) so when I actually did those things it was all deja vu. Let me explain, no, too long, let me sum up (hee! I just saw parts of The Princss Bride last night - LOVE that movie). ANYWAY: I dreamt that I hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, but what's worse is that he was cheating on his current gf with me and at the end of our tryst, he was like, I have to go back to her. And after he left, my friend in my dream was like, this means you're not over him yet. And that freaked me out because later on, when I was half awake and still dreaming, I wondered if she meant I wasn't over him b/c I hooked up with him or because I was dreaming about hooking up with him in the present (as oppossed to the past when he didn't have a girlfriend - my dream would be about the present). Argh, I can't explain. Or I guess I did, but during the more awake, still dreaming part, I dreamt that I wrote all this in my journal and I already examined what it meant. SO when I actually woke up, everything was odd.
To analyze when I am FULLY awake: it really really bothers me that I still dream about him. And as the dream me analyzed, it bothers me that I am dreaming about him cheating on his current gf with me. BUT, THANKFULLY, I know some/most of why I dreamt this: right before I went to sleep, I watched the SATC episode where Carrie and Mr. Big are cheating on their significant others with each other. So, I'm not totally pathetic. I really don't think I am still in love with my ex. I DO think it's important that I meet some guy REALLY soon so I have someone else to think about in that way. REALLY SOON. Does anyone know anyone to set me up with??? Please?
Moving on. The SATC mention reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker's new movie - what's it called: Oh, Failure to Launch. What I find interesting about the commercials for the movie is that they know the SEXY one in the movie is Matthew McConoghay. Like, when they show the clips with the buzz words, "funny, sexy, bleh bleh..." when the word "sexy" is said, they flash the scene of Matthew exiting the bathroom, shirtless. And it is SCORCHING. It's a nice little change that the sex symbol/eye candy of a movie is the man, not the woman. Because wow, he is HOTTTT.
Oh, briefly going back to my no-boyfriend state, does anyone know a guy who is a combination of Zach Braff, Matthew McConoghay and Ryan Gosling? Each of those men possess a different quality I look for in a man (creativity, hilarity, hotttttness, sexiness, dirtiness, hotttttness). So, everyone get on that! (Get on the task of finding him, don't get on the man).
I am being incredibly silly right now. Ridiculous or something. Last little comment. COMPLETELY unrelated to anything else in this update. Is anyone else bothered that the Geico lizard's accent is different now? I mean, he's always had a British accent but before it was kind of tweedy British, now it's like "Spike" British. Or something. Less Geeves, less formal or something. I like the new accent, but I think it's weird they changed it.
I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. Who is MT talking to out there? Or is she on the phone in her office? I can't tell.