roland44 // The Wingmen // Two drabbles

Mar 03, 2009 17:27

#1
Title: Who watches the fangirls?
Author: roland44 
Team: The Wingmen
Word count: 100
Fandom: HIMYM
Characters/Pairings: Robin, Marshall, Lily
Rating/Warnings: none
Author's Notes: Prompt response to Comic Book Heroes

Marshall’s eyes light up when he recognizes what Robin’s reading.

“Watchmen! Just four more -”

“Enough with the countdown Marshall,” Robin cuts in. “You just want to see Silk Spectre in that clingy outfit…”

“Wha-?”

“And Lily’s only interested because Billy Crudup’s literally naked for most of the film.”

They blush deeply, casting guilty side-glances at each other.

“I forgot to ask…we’re interviewing Billy Crudup tomorrow; you guys wanna come watch the taping?”

There’s a beat, then two long sighs. When Robin looks up, they’re both staring into space, grinning.

Robin smiles, mutters, “Fangirls” and returns to the Black Freighter.

#2
Title: Who watches the booth?
Author: roland44 
Team: The Wingmen
Word count: 99
Fandom: HIMYM
Characters/Pairings: Ensemble
Rating/Warnings: none
Author's Notes: Prompt response to Comic Book Heroes

“Rorschach,” Ted declared, “definitely my favorite. He’s…intriguing. Gotta love his mask.”

“While I’m partial to Jon since he has no dependence on corporeal form and experiences time non-linearly, I agree with Ted that Rorschach is somehow more endearing”, said Marshall.

“Mmm, big, blue naked guy,” mumbled Lily.

“Ozymandias,” said Barney. “What? He’s the smartest - and probably richest - guy in the world! Plus he has that cool…lion - cat-”

“Pussies and head-cases,” interjected Robin. “Now the Comedian - that guy knew about guns, and he never took everything so freaking seriously.”

An hour later, she regretted ever having brought that up.

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AN2 - Don't own any of the characters. Slight resemblance to idioticonion's drabbles is coincidental, since we think alike on such matters. She's my wingwoman, we be bros of a feather, yada yada, just read and profit =)

prompt: comic book heroes, team: the wingmen, author: roland44, how i met your mother

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