Okay, so I never really use this journal, but I felt like recording this moment for posterity anyway.
I found myself on Overheard in New York! (second to last one)
What it doesn't mention is that the trashcan I was horking in was like five feet away from the phone, so I had to leave it dangling, with my mom on the other end freaking out.
I mean, I couldn't hear or see her freak out, but she's the Queen of Hysterics, so I knew she was doing it.