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Dear Hillary Bender,
I was informed that today is your eighteenth birthday today and I wanted to send my warm wishes on turning eighteen. I hope you have enjoyed your day so far and that the upcoming year will be fantastic. As you most certainly know already, my newest movie is coming out on July 7th. I am hoping that you will enjoy the movie on opening day here in Los Angeles, as your plane tickets are in the mail and you should receive them shortly. I have heard through my agents that you have declared yourself "My Biggest Fan," and I cannot agree more. Anyone who has a cardboard cut-out of me as Captain Jack Sparrow, gets a big thumbs up.
I was also informed that you are willing to marry me and carry my children. B And since you are now 18 I would like to accept that offer. I do realize that I am not Jewish, which is of some concern to you, so I am prepared to go to the "mikvah" and become one of your people, in order that we can spend the rest of our lives together.
Yours forever,
Johnny Depp
P.S. After the premier, you are cordially invited to my house, located at 8942 Wilshire Boulevard, Beverly Hills, CA, 90211
I was informed that today is your eighteenth birthday today and I wanted to send my warm wishes on turning eighteen. I hope you have enjoyed your day so far and that the upcoming year will be fantastic. As you most certainly know already, my newest movie is coming out on July 7th. I am hoping that you will enjoy the movie on opening day here in Los Angeles, as your plane tickets are in the mail and you should receive them shortly. I have heard through my agents that you have declared yourself "My Biggest Fan," and I cannot agree more. Anyone who has a cardboard cut-out of me as Captain Jack Sparrow, gets a big thumbs up.
I was also informed that you are willing to marry me and carry my children. B And since you are now 18 I would like to accept that offer. I do realize that I am not Jewish, which is of some concern to you, so I am prepared to go to the "mikvah" and become one of your people, in order that we can spend the rest of our lives together.
Yours forever,
Johnny Depp
P.S. After the premier, you are cordially invited to my house, located at 8942 Wilshire Boulevard, Beverly Hills, CA, 90211