You and me can sleep under the shady pecan trees

[hillsie]

So I finally read "The DaVinci Code". I know, I was way behind the trend of reading it and saying how good it is. Honestly, I was a bit dissatisfied. Not nearly as good as I was led to believe, perhaps by the pseudo-intellectuals at Spring Hill who were desperately trying to impress me. Anyways, I thought the whole thing came off a tad cheesy.

Comments

[curtiswright]

I couldnt read a book in a week if my life depended on it.
Thats why you are smarter than me. I have only completly read maby 8 books in my life infact i will list them at least all i can remember

When Hell was in Session
The Theroy of Everytihng
The Odessey
To Kill A Mocking Bird
Of Mice and Men
GooseBumps, (Swamp Thing, and Dont Go in the Basement)
Sideways Stories From Wayside School

[curtiswright]

oh and "Go Dog Go"

[dxl]

[hillsie]

Well that settles it. I am smarter than you, but not because I've read more books. Its simply because I know how to spell "maybe". See above dear.

[h_a_n_k]

You know why I'm smarter than you, Hillary? I would've put a comma between "above" and "dear." That's why.

[hillsie]

I didn't want to know why. Your comment is null and void.

[h_a_n_k]

Well, it was more of a rhetorical question so it doesn't really matter whether or not you wanted to know why. It's just the facts, ma'am.

[hillsie]

Hank, you've obviously never taken Speech class because the first rule in asking questions to an audience, rhetorical or otherwise, is "Never ask a question you don't already know the answer to". Sorry, you lose.

[h_a_n_k]

No, I don't lose. I gave a reason for why I'm smarter. That was the answer.

[hillsie]

I'm still better than you damnit! Don't question my authority!

[h_a_n_k]

Easy, Killary (like how I did that?), I was just joking.