bugs

[hillsidemike]

This weekend i found a new species of bug and I expect them to rule the world within the next week or so. Resistance is futile but you should at least know some things about this beast. I first stumbled upon him at the La Quinta pool, that seems to be their home base, so watch that stuff. They were plottin on us so we got out of there. Then the next day I had a hostile encounter with another in front of Old Navy. They seem to enjoy the comfort of their 95% cotton 5% spandex combed cotton shirts and the roominess and practicality of their cargo shorts. Then he turned to me and asked for "a light". I explained that I don't smoke cigarettes, after that he gave me the finger, six times. As he was walking away I saw something in one of his pinchers, it might have been a gun, I can't say for sure. He was obviously drunk at the time, as he walked away a 40 came flying my way and barely missed me. As the 40 broke against the brick wall behind me, I knew the world was not prepared to handle this new 'gangsta bug'. I tried to step on him... nothing, these bugs are indestructable. Sometimes they will pretend to be helpless and on their back, just so kind souls will flip them over and send them on their way... DO NOT DO THIS. That is when they bite off your head and lay eggs in it. I've provided a diagram so you will know what were dealing with. They may be armed, they are definitely dangerous. Spend these last days with your loved ones.... and come to the Hillside show on Thursday at the Backbooth, if it's still there.



In other news, I've gone insane.

mike