ONE ♐ （ ｖｉｄｅｏ ）
[ The video is quick to show an adult man, dressed in something vaguely resembling a red mantle and dark armor, who looks like he's in his late twenties to early thirties at most despite the white hair; he gives the camera a frown at first, one bordering on a full-scale scowl. ]
Oh, this actually works. Hmm. You know, when I found myself in some kind of idyllic countryside that looks like somewhere a magus would feel right at home, the last thing I was expecting to find is technology. Especially something actually useful like this with it's multiple purposes. So it's like a phone? [ His expression settles into something more thoughtful and calmer than the frown earlier. ] ...No, it's connected to a live feed though, isn't it. So in other words this is being broadcasted right now, huh.... [ a sigh ] Well, I won't waste you time. Just go ahead and ignore this if it's irrelevant to you; it's not like there's anything interesting going on here anyway, and obscurity suits me better.
Now then. I assume someone brought me here somehow. I don't like throwing the responsibility of my own actions on others, but there really is no other explanation for my being here, so whoever you are, I'd like to speak to you. [ slight pause, and a snort ] Heh, it seems I've been summoned again, but that won't make sense, actually. And don't tell me my summoner screwed up and that's why I'm not in front of them again. At least I didn't crash through the ceiling again, that wasn't exactly fun. Anyway, of you wanted a Servant, sorry, I'm taken right now. I already have a contract made with a young lady who's probably waiting for me back home and won't be too satisfied with not having her Servant with her while in a middle of a war. Yeah, this isn't exactly a convenient time for me to be missing, you see.
But let's not make a big deal out of this. Why don't we just fix this little mishap and make things go back the way they were so we can all laugh about this later. Sound good? We don't need to make this difficult unless you want to, and I rather avoid that. It'll really be a waste of time and energy.
Oh, this actually works. Hmm. You know, when I found myself in some kind of idyllic countryside that looks like somewhere a magus would feel right at home, the last thing I was expecting to find is technology. Especially something actually useful like this with it's multiple purposes. So it's like a phone? [ His expression settles into something more thoughtful and calmer than the frown earlier. ] ...No, it's connected to a live feed though, isn't it. So in other words this is being broadcasted right now, huh.... [ a sigh ] Well, I won't waste you time. Just go ahead and ignore this if it's irrelevant to you; it's not like there's anything interesting going on here anyway, and obscurity suits me better.
Now then. I assume someone brought me here somehow. I don't like throwing the responsibility of my own actions on others, but there really is no other explanation for my being here, so whoever you are, I'd like to speak to you. [ slight pause, and a snort ] Heh, it seems I've been summoned again, but that won't make sense, actually. And don't tell me my summoner screwed up and that's why I'm not in front of them again. At least I didn't crash through the ceiling again, that wasn't exactly fun. Anyway, of you wanted a Servant, sorry, I'm taken right now. I already have a contract made with a young lady who's probably waiting for me back home and won't be too satisfied with not having her Servant with her while in a middle of a war. Yeah, this isn't exactly a convenient time for me to be missing, you see.
But let's not make a big deal out of this. Why don't we just fix this little mishap and make things go back the way they were so we can all laugh about this later. Sound good? We don't need to make this difficult unless you want to, and I rather avoid that. It'll really be a waste of time and energy.