Stolen from Joe!!!!!!
1) When I was a kid, after school I: watched black and white movies with my mom
2) This one time when I was high: We jumped into the freezing cold pool.
3) The New Pope: Is German
4) I fall asleep easily: When I’m not stressed out. ditto Joe
5) I need more: $$$
6) I need less: Shitty men in my life.
7) Public toilets are useful for: emergencies.
8) The United States should change its name to: United States All Powerful.
9) My theme song would be:Big Pimpin'
10) Sometimes I think people: are assholes
11) Prescription drugs are: too damn expensive
12) I think about sex whenever: I am hyper
13) The middle finger is most useful for: those asshole people
14) The last time I bought a pair of shoes: was in VA.
15) In one month: I'll be much closer to moving again
16) For the last time: I'll care so much about a certain someone
17) The last thing I stole: cones?
18) If I won the lotto, the first thing I would buy: a house
19) When in Rome: eat gelato
20) If only I could get rid of: my debt
21) Your mom: is not as hot as your dad
22) When I'm on death row my last meal will be: lots and lots of pasta
23) The last person who talked to me: My bro.
24) I mostly use the internet: To do my homework and check my email.
25) When I'm President: I'll lower gas prices
26) I most resemble: my grandma's cousin?
27) The word I say too much is: No
28) Vegas is great for: strippers, so I hear.
29) Michael Jackson: is talented
30) The Speed Limit means: suggested speed
31) When I die I want my body: to be in the ground
32) If I could go back in time I'd: be more aggressive
33) The last time I said "this sucks": was probably 2 hours ago
34) You obviously know me well when: your number is in my phone
35) Tomorrow I will: go to the beach with my girl Emily
36) I spend too much time: Worrying
37) The last thing I broke: a cone
2) This one time when I was high: We jumped into the freezing cold pool.
3) The New Pope: Is German
4) I fall asleep easily: When I’m not stressed out. ditto Joe
5) I need more: $$$
6) I need less: Shitty men in my life.
7) Public toilets are useful for: emergencies.
8) The United States should change its name to: United States All Powerful.
9) My theme song would be:Big Pimpin'
10) Sometimes I think people: are assholes
11) Prescription drugs are: too damn expensive
12) I think about sex whenever: I am hyper
13) The middle finger is most useful for: those asshole people
14) The last time I bought a pair of shoes: was in VA.
15) In one month: I'll be much closer to moving again
16) For the last time: I'll care so much about a certain someone
17) The last thing I stole: cones?
18) If I won the lotto, the first thing I would buy: a house
19) When in Rome: eat gelato
20) If only I could get rid of: my debt
21) Your mom: is not as hot as your dad
22) When I'm on death row my last meal will be: lots and lots of pasta
23) The last person who talked to me: My bro.
24) I mostly use the internet: To do my homework and check my email.
25) When I'm President: I'll lower gas prices
26) I most resemble: my grandma's cousin?
27) The word I say too much is: No
28) Vegas is great for: strippers, so I hear.
29) Michael Jackson: is talented
30) The Speed Limit means: suggested speed
31) When I die I want my body: to be in the ground
32) If I could go back in time I'd: be more aggressive
33) The last time I said "this sucks": was probably 2 hours ago
34) You obviously know me well when: your number is in my phone
35) Tomorrow I will: go to the beach with my girl Emily
36) I spend too much time: Worrying
37) The last thing I broke: a cone