AND YOU ARE A FUCKING DICK!
AND YOU ARE A FUCKING DICK!, originally uploaded by hildeaux.
Dear Asshole,
In case you didn't notice, the bike racks on this campus are a complete clusterfuck. Since there was no room on this one (as usual), I threaded my U-lock through the front wheel and the frame (so it would be un-rideable unless you broke through the lock, in which case I'm impressed and you deserve to keep the bike), then around one of several nearby 3-foot-tall poles. I've been waiting for the day when some breathless idiot would explain to me how stupid this was so I could ask them what else I'm supposed to do, but I'm so grateful that you took the time to OH SO CLEVERLY re-locate my bike from its original spot, and then run inside the building for a whiteboard marker to vandalize my bike with. YOU'VE TOTALLY CONVINCED ME, MAN, NEXT TIME I WILL WELD IT TO THE FUCKING BUILDING, HEY FUCK YOU.
Love, cuntress