Cleavage
I have this black sweater, that from now on is going to be named, "the cleavage sweater." I wore it to class today. Within...13 minutes of class, 6 out of the 9 girls in the class come swarming around me.
*SQUEEEEEEL* "where did you get your sweater???"
*shreik shreik* " OOOHG its soooo cute!"
"It makes your BOOOOBS look REALLy good!"
(i pale)
"I know! you have GREAT boobs!"
"im SOOOOOO jealous!"
"uhh."*nervous laugh*"thanks guys."
" Youre so cute!"
"I want your boobs!"
"where did you get your shoes!"
"what kind of bra are you wearing, it gives you great cleavage!"
*cry*
i was alarmed.
When even the teacher was giving an example of timing she used my outfit as demonstration for the new girls.
"when or if the announcer is talking, make sure to emphasize whatever they are talking about"
"Heres lia with a lovely long sweater, with pink accents"
i walk down the runway holding my arm wear the pink is
"the sweater reaches down past her butt"
i play with the edge of my sweater in pose
"and a deep V-neck that accentuates her ENORMOUS cleavage."
i look around wide-eyed and proceed to hold on to the neck of my sweater while everyone is chortling.
She than laughs a little and says," Sorry, but its true, your cleavage is amazing!" she HAD to use that word.
Noooooo. okay, than.
*SQUEEEEEEL* "where did you get your sweater???"
*shreik shreik* " OOOHG its soooo cute!"
"It makes your BOOOOBS look REALLy good!"
(i pale)
"I know! you have GREAT boobs!"
"im SOOOOOO jealous!"
"uhh."*nervous laugh*"thanks guys."
" Youre so cute!"
"I want your boobs!"
"where did you get your shoes!"
"what kind of bra are you wearing, it gives you great cleavage!"
*cry*
i was alarmed.
When even the teacher was giving an example of timing she used my outfit as demonstration for the new girls.
"when or if the announcer is talking, make sure to emphasize whatever they are talking about"
"Heres lia with a lovely long sweater, with pink accents"
i walk down the runway holding my arm wear the pink is
"the sweater reaches down past her butt"
i play with the edge of my sweater in pose
"and a deep V-neck that accentuates her ENORMOUS cleavage."
i look around wide-eyed and proceed to hold on to the neck of my sweater while everyone is chortling.
She than laughs a little and says," Sorry, but its true, your cleavage is amazing!" she HAD to use that word.
Noooooo. okay, than.