Part Two: More little things that piss me off
Yes it's time for another installment of "Little Things that Piss Craig Off". Do remember, if you are responsible for any of the things mentioned in this series, you will be among those hunted down and slain when I finally do lose my mind.
Episode II: Wireless Headsets
People who walk around all the time with their god-damned wireless/bluetooth headsets in are dangerously close to pushing me over the edge.
What the hell? Are you living out some secret Star Trek fantasy in the back of your mind? The Enterprise is in trouble! Ohura is missing, we need you John Smith to fill in for her. Good thing you've got your earpiece in and ready to roll. Those precious seconds it would take to get it out of your pocket and on your ear could have cost us all our lives!
People, if you are actively talking on the phone and engaged in something that requires you to wear a headset (like driving or knitting or performing open heart surgery), then do so. Please. (Seriously, especially when driving) When you are on the phone but not doing something that occupies both hands, you can hold the phone in your hand like a normal person. Taking that one step further, if you are NOT ON THE FUCKING PHONE, and both hands are free... then you should TAKE THE GOD DAMN HEADSET OFF!
Mostly it's men. I don't know why...but they feel the need to wear that bluetooth out like it's a fucking accessory. Guys, it looks stupid. If you are well dressed, it looks pretentious. If you're not, it just looks stupid. And it makes me hate you with a feirce passion.
Headsets are great when you're at your desk, or when you're driving...or whatever. They are NOT great for walking down the street. Or shopping. It makes the people around you wonder who you're talking to. And when they see that little thing jammed in your ear, it annoys them. Or in my case it tempts me to cause you great bodily harm.
Is it just me?
Episode II: Wireless Headsets
People who walk around all the time with their god-damned wireless/bluetooth headsets in are dangerously close to pushing me over the edge.
What the hell? Are you living out some secret Star Trek fantasy in the back of your mind? The Enterprise is in trouble! Ohura is missing, we need you John Smith to fill in for her. Good thing you've got your earpiece in and ready to roll. Those precious seconds it would take to get it out of your pocket and on your ear could have cost us all our lives!
People, if you are actively talking on the phone and engaged in something that requires you to wear a headset (like driving or knitting or performing open heart surgery), then do so. Please. (Seriously, especially when driving) When you are on the phone but not doing something that occupies both hands, you can hold the phone in your hand like a normal person. Taking that one step further, if you are NOT ON THE FUCKING PHONE, and both hands are free... then you should TAKE THE GOD DAMN HEADSET OFF!
Mostly it's men. I don't know why...but they feel the need to wear that bluetooth out like it's a fucking accessory. Guys, it looks stupid. If you are well dressed, it looks pretentious. If you're not, it just looks stupid. And it makes me hate you with a feirce passion.
Headsets are great when you're at your desk, or when you're driving...or whatever. They are NOT great for walking down the street. Or shopping. It makes the people around you wonder who you're talking to. And when they see that little thing jammed in your ear, it annoys them. Or in my case it tempts me to cause you great bodily harm.
Is it just me?