5000 Questions
1501. What did you think of the movie Black Hawk Down?
I enjoyed it. Well made.
1502. What movie has the most surprising ending ever?
Uhm... Probably A.I. I had no idea an ending could suck that much.
1503. What are you currently angry at?
People not paying me, mostly.
1504. Who is harder to please, you or your lover?
Had I a lover, I might be able to say. Speaking of past lovers, it depended on who.
1505. What is the most dramatic thing you have ever done for attention?
I generally don't do things for attention.
1506. What do you have issues with?
Stupid people. Liars. Cheaters.
1507. There is a nuclear war and your fallout shelter has room and supplies enough for two. No one knows about the fallout shelter but you. Who do you choose to take in (Remember, the person you choose is the only person you will know in 5-15 years when you can come above ground again)?
Oh good lord. I'd rather eat a live wombat than answer this question.
1508. Do you have any fillings?
4, I think.
1509. What do you do when you are home alone that you cannot do when other people are at home?
Wander around in my underwear.
1510. Have you ever had a near death experience?
Yes.
1511. Do you read on the toilet?
Yep.
1512. Are you afraid of a global nuclear war?
Not really, no. If it happens there's very little that worrying about it will do.
1513. If there was a global nuclear war would you expect to be a survivor?
I think I live too close to DC for that to be much of an option.
1514. How often do people try to talk to you while you are in the bathroom?
Rarely.
1515. Have you ever swam in the ocean?
Yeah, I have. The Atlantic in like, 4 or 5 different places and the Gulf of Mexico.
1516. Have you ever built a sandcastle?
Not in a really long time.
1517. Do you feel comfortable in a bathing suit?
Depends on the suit. But yeah, usually.
1518. What would be the best season of the year to get married?
One that's not too warm.
What would be the best day?
I thought late September would be nice.
1519. What are 2 things that the perfect ___ would do?
Boy/girlfriend: Listen. Trust.
Parents: Listen. Help.
Friend: Listen. Hang out.
Teacher: Listen. Create.
Doctor: Listen. Understand.
1520. If someone you loved was seriously miserable for a long period of time what would you do to help cheer him or her up?
Break them out of their habits. Do something that would put them in a different place for a little while. Like take them on a vacation or move in with them.
1521. What was the best year of your life so far?
2008 was pretty cool.
1522. When people are born is it predetermined whether they will be a good or bad person?
No, I don't think so. I think we make choices.
1523. What is your least favorite bodily function?
Throwing up.
1524. Does the weather affect your mood?
Drastically. I thrive in the sunlight.
1525. If you were underground for 5 years what would you miss the most?
The sun.
1526. What do you think of the movie Blast from the Past?
It was alright. Cute, but forgettable.
1527. If you were on death row (if you don't feel evil enough to really ever get there, imagine that you have been wrongly accused and wrongly convicted) what would you want your last meal to be?
Waffles with bacon and ham and a porterhouse steak with a side of well seasoned fries.
1528. How would you want to die (electric chair, gas, lethal injection, hanging)?
I'd like to be beheaded. Lets go old school with this.
1529. Who would you want with you when you died?
No one. I want people to remember me how I lived, not how I died.
1530. What would your last words be?
"Deep breath, here we go."
1531. What is your favorite summer song?
Honestly? Probably "Summer Jam" by The Underdog Project
1532. Has anyone ever broken a promise to you?
Yes. I think it was something about being with me for the rest of my life. My parents have broken a couple. And I've had friends who made a lot of promises to stand by me when I needed them. Then there was need and not so much with the around.
1533. Have you broken a promise to anyone else?
I'm sure it's happened, but not terribly often.
1534. Do you eat red meat?
Every chance I get.
1535. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
I'm sure I have. I wish I didn't have to, but sometimes that's the way it goes.
1536. What would you consider a blessed event?
I'm not sure I understand the question.
1537. What would you consider a miracle?
Oh I could think of a number of things happening in my life that I would consider a miracle.
1538. Here's a list of dead rock stars. How big of a loss to the music industry was each one?
Dave Williams: Who?
Ian Curtis: Uhm...Who?
Aaliah: She was talented, but not world changing.
Rozz Williams: Oh boy...this is getting awkward. Who?
Elvis: Honestly? I think he had done all he was going to do.
Tupac: The man was talented. Can't say he was really worth listening to though.
Michael Hutchence: No idea.
Sid Vicious: Overrated.
Jimi Hendrix: Tragic. Jimi was a natural. His music was incredible.
1539. What are the most cruel words someone could say to you?
I don't know that I want to put that information out there.
1540. Would you rather catch your parents in bed or have them catch you?
I'd much rather have them catch me. ::shudder::
1541. If someone offered you $1,000 to cheat on your boy/girlfriend, would you do it?
Since I don't have a girlfriend, I'd say yes. In the event I did have a girlfriend, I'd say no. Make it a million and we'll talk.
1542. Would you rather date someone 3 years younger than you, or 15 years older?
3 years younger.
1543. Would you rather like your guy/girl more than s/he likes you, or have him or her like you more?
I've tried the first, I'd like to try the latter.
1544. Which is better, the rush of kissing a new person for the first time, or the comfort of kissing the same person a hundred times?
Define "better".
1544. If you could read your boy/girlfriends mind, but only by letting him or her read yours, would you do it?
Probably not. I'd rather build an honest and open communication than be privy to every stray thought.
1545. Would you rather lose your bathing suit to a huge wave right in front of a cute lifeguard, or your whole family?
Lifeguard. I got nothing to be ashamed of.
1546. Is truth sometimes stranger than fiction?
Yeah, it really is.
1547. Do you look back and laugh at things that hurt or were embarrassing at the time?
Sometimes. But some things hurt forever.
1548. Would you like to live in the Playboy Mansion?
No, but I wouldn't mind visiting. Maybe spend a vacation there.
1549. Have you ever looked in anyone's wallet that wasn't yours?
Yeah, for lots of legit reasons.
1550. What time and date is it?
April 13th at 10:01 PM
1551. What song would you (or have you) sung karaoke?
The Humpty Dance, if you get me drunk enough. Ring of Fire, perhaps.
1552. Do you run through the sprinkler on a hot day?
Depends on what I'm wearing.
1553. Could you survive without:
Electricity: Survive, yes. Be happy, probably not.
Heat: Depends on the time of year.
Air conditioning: Yeah, been there, done that.
TV: Yes
Radio: With difficulty.
A car: With great difficulty.
1554. Would you ever consider shaving your head?
Yeah, I've thought about it.
1555. What is one thing that will happen to you less than 24 hours from now?
I will finish my last odd day at Woodson as a sub.
1556. What age would you want to stay forever?
27, still young looking, but clearly an adult. Knees and whatnot all still working well.
1557. What is the softest part of your body?
You'll have to let me know ::wink::
1558. What would make your day if it happened right now?
Winning the lottery. Getting a phone call about a really nice job. Getting an apology from some key people.
1559. What are you thinking about?
What I'll be teaching tomorrow.
1560. Are you on:
Drugs: Nope.
The road to nowhere: Feels that way sometimes.
The crazy train: Feels that way sometimes.
1561. Do you say everything to people's faces or do you talk behind their backs?
I do not talk behind people's backs. But neither do I tell people everything.
1562. What is gone that will never come back?
Quite a few things, really.
1563. What's your biggest turn on?
Being wanted.
1564. Have you ever made love in an elevator?
Nope
1565. Are you spiritually dead?
Not dead, no. I have a bit of a limp.
1566. What's your favorite care bear?
I'd have to know a Care Bear in order to have a favorite.
1567. Do you like the music of Warren Zevon?
Can't say I know it.
1568. Have you ever wanted a picture painted onto your car?
Not a picture, really, but a logo or design? Sure.
1569. Are you an alien in a red striped jumpsuit who plays guitar in a band?
Are you just desperately trying to come up with questions at this point?
1570. If you aren't an alien in a red striped jumpsuit who plays guitar in a band then who is?
I'll take that as a yes.
1571. How many private entries do you have?
Zero. Everything is shared with at least a few people.
1572. Are you clumsy?
No, actually. I'm fairly graceful.
1573. As you get older will you let your looks go or have plastic surgery?
I'm really more of a natural looks guy. As long as things work and are comfortable, I'll be happy with what I get.
1574. If you wear contacts or glasses would you ever consider laser eye surgery?
If I had the money and they could promise me I wouldn't loose my depth perception at all, I'd do it.
1575. What is the most expensive thing you own? My car, my television.
1576. What do you think of when you hear the word 'cell'?
A building block of the body. Skin, muscle, bone, hair, blood.
1577. Have you ever had goat's milk?
Nope
1578. Do you care how Jennifer Anniston lives her life?
Not really, no. I'm sure if I were next to her on a plane, I'd care. Or trapped in an elevator with her, I'd care.
1579. If there was a 'penny per page' internet tax would you pay it?
God no.
1580. Do you treat your pets like family members?
Not exactly. I do think of them as part of the family.
1581. Have you ever eaten tofu?
Not intentionally.
1582. Do you believe that the 'war on drugs' is effective?
No, most of the time I think it's a horrible waste of resources.
1583. What would you like to have 435 of (anything but money)?
Lotto tickets. Devoted fans. 20 karat diamonds. Solid Gold bars.
1584. How many people know the password to your diary besides you?
Zero. My ex knew it, but it was among the first things I changed when she left.
1585. Do you like Calvin and Hobbes?
Love Calvin and Hobbes
1586. Have you ever thought of deleting your diary?
No, not really. It helps me keep track of what was going on in my life. Memory can be a tricky thing.
1587. Have you ever thought of moving to OD+?
I have no idea what that is.
1588. Do 48 hours need 48 thrills?
They really don't. Occasionally they need sleep.
1589. Who do you know that acts phony?
I know a couple hundred high school students that do so.
1590. Do you like American Pie?
The movie or the song?
1591. What is the last law you broke?
I sped today on the beltway.
1592. Have you ever run away from home?
Nope.
1593. Have you had a good feeling today?
I'm sure it happened. It's been a frustrating few days.
1594. What was it?
Couldn't tell you. Possibly when my Theater 4 class was actually paying attention to what I was teaching.
1595. Did your parents pretend their was a tooth fairy and slip money under your pillow?
For a few years, yes.
1596. If yes, how much per tooth?
I don't remember. Several coins worth.
1597. Is there a difference between art and crafts?
Sometimes yes, sometimes no.
1598. Have you ever tried out for something?
I have. Teams, shows, jobs.
1599. Did you make it?
Usually for the first, sometimes for the second, rarely for the third.
1600. What's your favorite lullaby?
I don't think I have one.