5000 Questions
901. Would you rather have a candle scented like blueberries and creme or butterscotch pecan pie?
Lets go with the blueberries
902. Which ones are fruits and which are vegetables:
Banana - fruit
Cucumber - fruit
Tomato - fruit
Apple - fruit
Carrot - vegetable
Eggplant - vegetable
Cherry - fruit
Pumpkin - fruit
903. Does it annoy you when people talk loudly on their cell phones in public?
It does, but not as much as the people who put their phone on speaker and hold it out in front of them like a Star Trek Communicator.
904. Is love a commitment to one person, or can you love more than one person at the same time?
You can love more than one person at a time, but you can't love someone and betray their trust at the same time. One kills the other.
905. Cover or original:
Smooth Criminal; is it better by Michael Jackson or Alien Ant Farm? I like both of them, but MJs is slightly better.
Blue Monday better by Orgy or New Order - Orgy, I suppose.
I Want Candy; Is it better by Aaron Carter or Bow Wow Wow? - They both suck balls.
Love Song; Is it better by 311 or The Cure? 311
It's My Life; Is it better by No Doubt or The Talking Heads? Talking Heads. Even though it does sound like it should be sung by a woman.
Give a Little Bit; Supertramp or Goo Goo Dolls - Goo Goo Dolls
Bad Company; Bad Company or Five Finger Death Punch - Death Punch
Who Wants to Live Forever; Queen or Breaking Benjamin - I'm almost ashamed to say, Breaking Benjamin.
All Along the Watchtower; Bob Dylan or Jimi Hendrix - Jimi, totally Jimi.
Sweet Child Of Mine; Guns N Roses or Sheryl Crow- GnR, totally.
906. What is the most uncomfortable feeling?
When you have to fart, but are in close quarters with pleasant company.
907. Do you like Maroon 5?
I do, sometimes they remind me of old school Stevie Wonder
908. Would you ever go on a blind date TV show?
Probably, but I'd fail miserably at it. I don't have massive emotional issues or insecurities.
909. How much of your wardrobe is dry clean only?
My suits, a couple dress shirts. As little as possible, really.
910. Who's arms would you like to crawl into?
Mila Kunis.
911. What the hell is your problem?
I don't have enough money and I need money in order to get to a place where I can make enough money.
912. Look around you. What is the most beautiful thing you can see?
There's a picture of me, Becky and Jasmine from a few years back.
913. What is the most beautiful thing you can't see?
There are suns setting on beaches all over the tropical world.
914. Take a deep breath. Yawn deeply. Do you appreciate the things most people take for granted, like breathing?
That deep breath triggered a massive coughing fit. So which side of the equation does that put me on?
915. Do you appreciate breathing more when you have a cold and you're all congested and can't breathe right?
Yes. yes I do.
916. Is congestion a positive thing because it helps you to appreciate breathing?
Is skull splitting depression a positive thing because it helps you appreciate happiness?
917. How is your life like a work of art?
It looks good in portrait or landscape and will probably be worth more after I'm dead.
918. Do you feel that your life influences and is influenced by many other lives?
Of course. I'm a teacher and an artist.
919. Has a smile ever made all the difference in the world to you?
It has. It really has.
920. Have you ever looked at a tree and considered how the roots could be miles long, trailing and entwining with other roots underground, all of them holding the soil together?
I have. It's kind of freaky.
921. Do you notice the little things in life?
I do. Just ask anybody who's tried to hold my attention in a long conversation. They'll see me notice all kinds of things.
922. Do you feel, as Jung did, that deep down, underneath our individual personalities we are all the same?
No, but I believe that we all have a few key fundamental touchstones that bind us together.
923. Do you feel a great oneness with the universe?
I really don't. I wish I did.
924. When was the last time you decided to really enjoy yourself?
It happens so rarely.
925. When was the last time you set your self free and acted without caring at all what someone else thought?
Psh, When I was 5, I think.
926. Have you ever held someone and appreciated how delicate and fragile all life is and felt that they were even more precious and beautiful because one day they would die..and so will you?
Yep. And the bitch left me for another man just a few weeks later.
927. In ten years someone else might own your house and the room you are sitting in now. Someone else might be standing right next to where you are sitting now. So that means you could be standing right next to someone but you can't see him or her because they are ten years away.
Ever look at life like that?
No... that's really interesting to think of.
928. When was the last time you:
Soaked in a bubble bath - It was back in the Rockville apartment.
Read a good book outside - Today, actually.
Held someone's hand - Sssssunday, I think...
Felt truly joyful - Last week.
929. What do you bring to this world that no one else can?
My worldview.
930. Do you feel that you are part of every living thing in this world and that all those things are part of you?
Nope.
931. Are you more afraid of death or not completely living?
Not completely living. Death doesn't scare me much. Living a boring life does.
932. What was the last thing you wanted to do but didn't or couldn't do?
Win the mega millions. Just like D.
933. Why don't you try and do that thing now?
I'll try again in a couple days.
934. What is the most wonderful thing happening right now in the world?
I'd like to think that someone is suddenly realizing that the person in their arms is the person they want to spend the rest of their lives with.
935. Name 7 things going on around you that you normally wouldn't notice:
1. Storm Shadow is raising his eyebrow at me.
2. This towel I've got on the windowsill will become obsolete when the weather that gets warmer.
3. I have too much paperwork that I need to go through.
4. And I have this necklace on my desk that I've been meaning to get rid of since like...I moved here, what is that about?
5. The clock is ticking.
6. There is a divot in my carpet where I set my toes.
7. I can still smell the gummy bears I ate earlier.
936. Name three things you hate
1. WBC.
2. People who fail to pay me promptly.
3. Getting sick.
937. Name one GOOD thing about each of those 3 things you hate.
The WBC is great fodder for mockery. That's all I got.
938. What do you tend to see in black and white, rather than in shades of gray?
Gay Rights.
939. Admit three things you do that you are ashamed of but shouldn't be.
1. I still occasionally have dreams about getting back together with Kayce.
2.
3.
940. What qualities make a person “good” in your eyes?
Someone who considers the well-being of others as much as they do their own. Someone who works hard for what they have. Someone who can listen as much as they can speak.
941. Do you have any of these qualities?
I like to think I do.
942. Are you willing to do what it takes to achieve what you want to?
I am. I just need a little cooperation from the rest of the world.
943. Name one bad quality about someone you love.
My mother also worries too much (That was D's answer)
944. Name one good quality about someone you hate.
Rush Limbaugh is a hard working guy.
945. Are you pro life or pro choice and why?
Pro choice. Because I think safe regulation of something inevitable is better than the alternative. And that might seem simplistic, I know, But it's the short answer.
946. If you are pro life write a reason someone might be pro choice. If you are pro choice write a reason someone might be pro life.
Because you are, in fact, ending a life. That shit ain't cool.
947. Can you see the beauty in?
A bumble bee: yes
A man skating: Yes
A woman combing her hair: yes
A box of tissues: Depends on the box.
Yourself naked: Not especially.
Light: Yes.
948. What are you most afraid of?
Getting so deep in debt that I can't get out.
949. Whose life would you REALLY NOT want to ever have?
Carrot Top's.
Why?
Because he's a waste of life.
950. Can you come up with a reason why you might want their life?
I suppose there is some joy to be had in doing something you love, even if people hate you for it.
951. Name one thing that is beautiful about your body
I look good in a tight pair of jeans.
952. Name one thing that is ugly about your body
I'm getting fuzzier every year.
953. Name one thing that is beautiful about your mind
It's quick.
954. Name one thing that is ugly about your mind
It doesn't keep track of enough.
Who was the last person you were rude to?
The office manager and director of a show I'm working on. They've been making unreasonable demands of me.
956.Are your elbows soft?
Kind of.
957. Are you ticklish?
Yes.
958. Are you awkward or graceful?
Mostly graceful.
959. Do you wear glasses/contacts?
Always one or the other.
960. If you wear contacts what's the longest you have ever left them in your eyes?
Two days I suppose.
961. What's going on where you are right now?
I'm watching a bad action movie (Ballistic:Ecks vs Sever) and my roommate is putting things away in the kitchen.
962. What is your favorite thing to touch?
Someone I love.
963. What is your favorite kind of incense?
I don't have one.
964. What relaxes you?
A hot shower. A beer.
965. How much time have you wasted?
More than I should, I suppose.
966. How do you afford your rock and roll lifestyle?
I don't, really. I've been riding the raggedy edge for a while now.
967. What does teen spirit smell like?
It's sour, but refreshing.
968. Do you mostly listen or hear?
I hear more than I listen. Hearing is passive, listening requires focus.
969. Look or see?
See.
970. Do you comprehend all the things you read?
I usually continue reading them until I do.
971. Is it necessary to be repetitive in order to be creative?
In the sense of practicing, yes.
972. Do you control your attitude or does it control you?
I control it, mostly.
973. Are your relationships mostly passion or conversation?
The good ones are both. Some have been more passion.
974. Do you do what needs to be done regardless of the consequences?
On the things I really care about. Yes.
975. Is money how you keep score?
God no. Nor should it ever be.
976. Who can you do everything or nothing with and still have the best time?
Sara.
977. Just because you're angry does that give you the right to be cruel?
Fuck no.
978. What is maturity and where does it come from?
Maturity is largely your ability to think clearly before you act. To be free of the simple, everyday outside influences.
I don't know. I'd have to think about it more than I feel like it right now.
980. Who is the most immature person you know?
My ex wife.
981. If there was a fire and you could only rescue one thing from your room (all people and pets have escaped on their own, even goldfish) what would it be?
The teddy bear I've had since I was a kid.
982. If you could, what 3 albums would you force everyone to remove from his or her CD collections?
Whichever three they bought because of peer pressure.
983. Does Marilyn Manson scare you or bore you?
He bores me more than I could possibly express.
984. What do you think of the Insane Clown Posse?
Huge wastes of time.
985. What's the best movie about high school?
The Breakfast Club.
986. Do you like Michael Jackson better in the 80's 90's or today?
80's
987. Is choosing a different store to shop in from most people really making a statement?
Yes, it says that you are really f-cking lazy about the statements you make.
988. What's the riskiest thing you've ever done?
Probably move to fairfax without being totally sure I could swing it.
989. Have you ever ridden in a car while the driver had been drinking?
Nope
990. Who needs to get a life?
The people who spend their days making up rumors about other people. Just to feel important.
991. Do write on yourself with milky pens?
I've written on myself with all kinds of pens.
992. What should be different about high school curriculum?
More time up and moving around.
993. Right now are you exactly the way you want to be?
Nope. I'm out of shape and broke as hell.
994. Who can save you from yourself?
Winning the lottery might do it.
995. Are you a responsible person?
Very much so.
Do you agree? Yes.
997. How many greatest hits albums do you own?
Several. More than five.
998. Are you at risk for a.i.d.s.?
Nope.
999. Do you want to have it all?
No. I just want to have enough.
1000. Do you collect green pictures of dead presidents?
No, but I do like to have a few on hand.