601. Do you have a lust for life?
Sometimes, I really do.
602. Do you want to get more out of life?
I really do.
603. Would you want to learn to:
Convert to Buddhism? Part way there already
Cure a hangover? Already have some systems
Lie persuasively? Nope, I'd use my power for evil.
604. What character from a movie is most like you?
I want to say Duncan Macleod, but the Duncan from the movies kind of sucked.
605. Are you comfortable with the idea of your own death?
Not really, no. I've got a lot of shit to do between now and then.
606. How do you feel about arranged marriages?
Not my thing.
607. What do you hate that everyone else seems to like?
Justin Bieber.
608. What do you like that others seem to hate?
Tequila and coke's.
609. If you had to be named after a month, which month would you pick?
March
610. Is time more like a highway or a meadow to you?
Highway.
611. What is your favorite movie?
The Crow
612. Which would you choose to be back in the day: a warrior, an alchemist, a minstrel, a bard, an oracle, a peasant, or a merchant?
A warrior.
613. What is your favorite song lyric?
"If I swallow anything evil, put your finger down my throat"
614. What will you never run out of?
Crazy ideas.
615. If you could force someone to fall madly in love with you, (anyone you choose) would you do it?
I'd like to think I wouldn't.
616. Have you ever seen the Disney movie The Black Cauldron?
Yeah. The book was better.
617. Have you ever read The Black Cauldron by Alexander Lloyd (or any of his other books in the Prydain Chronicles)?
I've read them all. I've read them all over 15 times. I read the whole series every spring from the 2nd grade till college.
618. Have you ever written a paper the night before it was due?
Yep. Got a good grade on it too.
How about the day it was due?
No, but I have finished one the day it was due.
619. Is there a movie you have watched so many times that you can quote it line for line?
The Crow. Pulp Fiction.
620. What is your favorite season?
Summer
621. Do you mind being described as cute?
Depends on the context.
622. What is the tackiest object in your home?
Uhm....The giant silver Sonic the hedgehog in the corner.
623. What do you think people are most ignorant towards?
How useless "raising awareness" really is.
624. What is it that makes you an interesting person?
I live a very weird life.
625. What makes other people interesting to you?
What makes them unique. Having an interesting point of view on life.
626. How open to suggestion are you?
Very
627. Is Michael Jackson black or white?
Black
628. Are you often lonely?
More often than I'd like to be.
629. What’s the most unusual pet you’ve ever had?
Hamsters
630. Have you ever threatened an authority figure?
Not that I can remember, no.
631. If you had to choose would you rather make all your decisions henceforth with your head only or with your heart only?
Heart only. They've both screwed me up sometimes.
632. How imaginative are you?
I'm very imaginative, but not very creative. And that bums me out.
633. Do you like the Counting Crows?
Some of their stuff, yeah.
634. If you took this survey from the diary (5000 Q Survey V2.0) did you note me so I could read it?
Oh, uhm...no. But I will. I'm sure.
635. Are you more tense or laid back?
Tense lately, but I try to be laid back.
636. Does your happiness depend on anyone else, or are you happy no matter what any one says or does?
Other peoples actions affect my happiness levels.
637. What do you think of the idea of putting the bible into the format of a fashion magazine to attract the interest of teenagers?
Oh holy crap...seriously? What is wrong with you people? God is not to be subjected to trends! If the word of God really is eternal and timeless it must not be translated through the whims of the media.
638. How often do you drink to get drunk?
I haven't done that for a long time.
639. Would you consider yourself to be diplomatic?
Yes, I do. Less so as I'm getting older though.
640. Do you think that most of the classes you have taken were taught in such a way as to make plain the relevance of the subject matter in your everyday life?
Psh. No. Some of them, yes, but not most of them.
641. Do you remember Crystal Pepsi?
Yes. It was alright. Weird consistency.
642. When was the last time you spent a night away from home?
Uhmmm...Might have been when I crashed at Abbi's after her photo shoot.
643. Some people say that there is no such thing as a stupid question. Is that true?
I've taught in middle and high schools. There really are such things as stupid questions.
644. What is the most interesting TV channel?
Discovery Channel
645. Name one song you could live without hearing ever again:
That song from Titanic. Or The Bodyguard.
646. Do your pets understand you when you talk?
I don't have any pets.
647. What are three things you HAVE NOT done that might surprise people?
Never done hard drugs. Never killed anyone. Never been arrested.
648. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Yes, but teenage girls suck at being subtle.
649. Have you been to a museum this year?
Not yet, but t...wait...I did go to the national firearms museum. They have a Hollywood guns exibit that I wanted to see. It was kind of small. And you were strictly forbidden from taking pictures of the Maltese Falcon.
650. Do you ever watch porn?
Yes.
651. Do you think that it would be a good idea if people served in the army, navy or air force for a while before they were allowed to vote?
No. But i do think people should have to earn their rights moreso than we do.
652. If you were required to do this to vote, would you?
Not at my age, no.
653. Do people often give you weird looks?
Yes, but I often say weird things.
654. Do like Japanese cooking?
Yes, I do.
655. Do you care for stray animals?
I adopted Rizzo from the parking lot a few years ago. That counts, right?
656. Which animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:
A Charlie Brown Christmas - no
A Garfield Halloween - no
The Secret of Nimh - no
The Last Unicorn - Yes...really boring.
The original Lord of the Rings cartoons - Nope
657. Are you ambidextrous (equally good at using both hands?
No, but I'm pretty good with my left.
658. Do you always say; “bless you” after someone sneezes, or do you hesitate?
I usually say "Gesundheit"
659. If you and your friends could go away for 2 days over Halloween weekend where would you go?
Why Halloween?
660. Which of these animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:
Watership Down - no
As the Wind Blows - no
Grave of the Fireflies - no
How the Grinch Stole Christmas - yes, but I barely remember
Spirited Away - nope
661. Do you feel that society is male dominated, female dominated, or neutral?
Male dominated in most ways.
662. What words offend you?
None, it's all about the intent
663. They’re just words. Can you get over it?
They're not "just words". They mean things. They're statements of intent and opinion that impact the world around us. If you look at it that way, the Bible is "just words", right?
664. Have you ever looked into different religions?
Since I was 9 years old.
665. Which ones have you looked into?
Catholicism. Zen Buddhism. Shinto (a bit). Protestantism. Existentialism. Zoroastrianism. And a lot of the naturalist beliefs, particularly when it comes to totems and spirit animals.
666. What do you think of Satanism as a religion?
I've heard conflicting things about it. Hard to weigh in without more info
667. Do you like it better when your classes are taught sitting in rows or sitting in a circle?
Depends on the class.
668. Have you ever read your own tarot cards?
Yep
669. Which ones do you like better, the three old star wars movies or the 3 new ones?
I'm offended that you even have to ask this question.
670. If you scream in outer space does it make a sound?
If you want to get technical, yes, but only for the few seconds it takes for the air to get sucked out of your lungs and the sound would only travel a real tiny distance.
671. If you saw The Queen of the Damned did you want to be a vampire/Goth afterwards?
I did not see Queen of the Damned, and that was both kind of late for the Goth crowd and kind of early for the vampire crowd. And not that popular a movie to begin with.
672. If you saw SLC Punk did you want to be punk afterwards?
Haven't see it.
673. What is your favorite zombie movie?
The new Dawn of the Dead
674. Best kids birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater
Laser Tag!
675. What were your parties like when you were a kid?
Pretty chill usually.
676. Best teen (about 15-16) birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert
Hanging out with friends usually. But with a flaming cake.
677. What are/were your 15-16 year old parties like?
Hanging out. With Cake.
678. Best 18th birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party
Restaurant.
679. If you are 18 what was your party like?
I don't remember...weird.
680. Best 21st birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party, bar, Atlantic city/Las Vegas trip
Pool hall, bar, Vegas
681. If you saw The Craft were you interested in wicca/paganism/magic afterwards?
Not really, no. Because it's just a movie. Again, not THAT great a movie.
682. What are your top 3 priorities?
Making something big happen in my near future.
683. If you saw fight club did you want to get into a fistfight afterwards?
No, but it did make me feel pretty aggressive.
684. What is your favorite smell?
Clean girl hair.
685. Give everything below a humor rating (1 = laugh your ass off, 2 = lol, 3 = smile, 4 = lame, 5 = not funny, 6 = offensive):
People falling 5
Rape jokes 4
Sarcastic comments 4
Blonde jokes 3
Dirty jokes 3
God/religion jokes 3
Long-ass jokes 3
Death jokes 5
Pain/sickness jokes 5
Animals doing cute stuff 2
Bodily functions 4
Knock jokes 4
Ethnic jokes 4
Puns 2
Ironic situations 3
685. If you saw Cruel Intentions did you want to have lots of meaningless sex afterwards?
No....ok look guys, I rarely see a movie and then have a sudden urge to go out and do stuff because of it. What is up with this line of questioning?
686. Do you get at least three hugs per day?
No, but that would be nice.
687. What should someone never say to you/call you if they want to remain on your good side?
I can see why your wife left you.
688. If you saw Trainspotting did you want to do drugs afterwards?
NO, holy crap! Did you actually WATCH Trainspotting? That is not a movie that says good things about drugs!
689. Do movies have a great influence on you?
Yes, but not in a "run out and change my life" way.
690. Do you have a favorite reality TV show?
Not since they cancelled Fear Factor
691. Are there certain roles that people are pressured to play in society or can they basically do whatever they want?
The roles thing.
692. How does the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake compare to the original movie?
It's better. Better effects, bigger budget, no cop out ending.
693. Have you ever held a magnifying glass over an insect to burn it?
Nope. Done that with leaves though.
694. Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly, butterfly or any other insect?
Nope.
695. What would you think of a guy (if you're into guys) or a girl (if you're into girls) who wanted to take you to the park to feed the birds and look at the turtles and fish in the water on a date?
That'd be ok I guess.
696. Do you use public pools?
Yeah.
697. Do you use public bathrooms?
Yeah.
698. Do you use public showers?
No.
699. How old will you be in 17 years?
47
700. Would it effect you at all if you knew that a very large meteor was headed towards earth that would impact in 17 years?
Yes. I wouldn't put off certain things. I'd take more risks. I'd be bolder with some people in my life.