2010 Movies
Splice, 2009
Directed by Vincenzo Natali (Getting Gilliam, Cube)
Oh my. Oh, dear lord. Would you like to watch two decent actors play the dumbest fucking scientists on earth? Would you like to think "Who the fuck would do that?" a dozen times in 30 minutes?
Then you should see this movie.
I honestly have no idea if this was supposed to be a horror movie or not. If so, the real horror here isn't the creature, oh no. It's the brain damage shown by the two "scientists" of the film. The dumb here is so powerful, it actually made me feel dumber just for having watched it.
All that aside, it's a mediocre film. I'd give it a 6. Better than average in terms of pacing, tone, technical aspects...all that.
But damn, these people are fucking dumb.
Would I own it? Nope.
Directed by Vincenzo Natali (Getting Gilliam, Cube)
Oh my. Oh, dear lord. Would you like to watch two decent actors play the dumbest fucking scientists on earth? Would you like to think "Who the fuck would do that?" a dozen times in 30 minutes?
Then you should see this movie.
I honestly have no idea if this was supposed to be a horror movie or not. If so, the real horror here isn't the creature, oh no. It's the brain damage shown by the two "scientists" of the film. The dumb here is so powerful, it actually made me feel dumber just for having watched it.
All that aside, it's a mediocre film. I'd give it a 6. Better than average in terms of pacing, tone, technical aspects...all that.
But damn, these people are fucking dumb.
Would I own it? Nope.