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Apr 25, 2009 13:45

Ok...I officially hate that little "Update" news ticker at the bottem of the screen on CNN.

Why? Because they are always one of two things.

1) The dumbest most obvious things in the world. (e.g."Mother of Craig'slist killer "devastated" by loss" Fucking DUH!)

2) Things I really need to hear more information about (e.g. "Wall street headed for major change"....what? What kind of change? What are we talking about?)

In other news, I have officially changed "The Death of Bambi's mother" from the "Heartbreaking Movie Moments" list (right up there with "Leia is my sister!" and "That thing that happens to that beloved character in Serenity" to the "Feel Good Movie Moments List" (right near "Death Star Explosion" and "For Frodo!").

Why the change of heart? Cause the f-cking deer cost me a f-cking GRAND on my brand new car!

And so help me god, the next person who says "Well, it could have been worse." in that damn dismissive, condescending tone, will get my foot in their face. I kid you not.

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