Title: False Pretense
Pairing: YunJae, Yoomin, BiJae(past)
Genre: romance, AU
Rating: PG-13(?)
Length: Chaptered
Summary: Jaejoong fell in love last summer, or not?
In the restaurant beside the SM university dorm, Yoochun was on the phone with a very angry Changmin (which also translates as a VERY HUNGRY Changmin). "Minnie-ah~! Just wait a sec! I'll be home soon with your food, babe."
"I'm really hungry, Chunnie-ah~ hurry!" Changmin whined out of hunger. "It's your fault for not cooking for me."
"I'm sorry, babe. It's not like I'm a great cook like Jae…joong…-hyung." Yoochun’s words trailed off when he saw the aforementioned hyung sitting two tables away from the area where he was waiting for his take-out.
“What a coincidence.” He muttered to himself, completely forgetting the person on the other end of the line. “Huh? Chun, what are you talking about? Are you listening to me?”
Yoochun didn’t seem to hear Changmin yet again as he was too absorbed in watching his hyung, who apparently wasn’t alone. ‘on a date, I see?’ he thought to himself and smirked inwardly.
Changmin kept on talking and whining about being hungry, but Yoochun didn’t pay any attention to him. He was getting irritated by the lack of responses from his Yoochun.
“Hey, Chun! Are you listening?”
“Mhm.”
“Are you sure?”
“Mhm.”
“I’m hungry.”
“Uh-huh.”
“What the fuck?”
“Yeah, that’s nice, babe.”
“You’re an ugly asshole, who has erectile dysfunction and a small dick.”
“Yeah, sure.”
Changmin did enjoy insulting Yoochun but he was getting hungrier as he did so. Suddenly, he screamed on the phone just like how Max from DBSK does in Mirotic to gain Yoochun’s attention. (A/N: I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself :)))) )
“Ouch.” Yoochun gasped as he placed the phone further away from his ear. "I’m sorry, babe, I have to go now. I'll be back in a bit, alright?"
He hung up the phone before Changmin had the chance to argue back. He watched closely at the scene in front of him. His Jaejoong-hyung was seated on a table with a certain pesky Jung Yunho. Yunho was trying to feed Jaejoong a piece of samgyupsal with his own chopsticks, but Jaejoong made a face and was seemingly unwilling to eat it.
Yoochun was giggling chuckling like the silly-yunjae-fanboy he was. ‘Oh, c’mon, hyung. You know you want it.’
And as if on cue, Jaejoong ate the piece of meat, his cheeks turning into a slight tint of pink, probably at the realization that it was an indirect kiss.
Yoochun’s fanboying was suddenly interrupted when the waiter arrived with his take-out. He paid as he vaguely remembered the risks of starving a very-hungry-food-monster Changmin even further, but shrugged it off, thinking that he’ll find more pleasurable ways to please and say sorry to the other later… in bed… or maybe in the kitchen. >:)
Yunho turned to his direction and signalled to the waiter to get their bill, to which the waiter had responded with a smile and a nod. Yunho noticed Yoochun and waved at him which also caused Jaejoong to notice him. Jaejoong smiled and nodded as a greeting.
Yunho felt a little mischievous at the moment. He smiled to himself as he thought of his little plan. He pulled Jaejoong closer to him by the waist and mouthed to Yoochun, “I love him.” as he pointed to Jaejoong. Jaejoong couldn’t do anything but blush harder at Yunho’s boldness.
The waiter came back with Yoochun’s change and the bill Yunho asked for. Yoochun quickly grabbed his change and made his way to Yunjae’s table. Yunho was placing bills on the petite tray when Jaejoong slapped his shoulder. “Yah! Why are you the only one paying? I ate, too.”
“but Joongie, it wouldn’t be very gentlemanly of me to let my date pay for himself, right?.” Jaejoong just shot him a glare and rolled his eyes as he muttered a “Whatever.”
Yoochun stifled in his laughter at the “couple” in front of him. “so I see, the two of you are on a date?”
Jaejoong shot a glare at Yoochun while Yunho smiled at him and answered with a “Yes, we are.” and brought Jaejoong closer to him, looking like a possessive lover.
Jaejoong butted in and asked Yoochun “and why are you here?”
Yoochun lifted up the take-out he was holding and his hyung-deul nodded in understanding. “Ahhh… Changmin.” The three laughed together as they got up and made their way to the dorms.
“Chun-ah, I wonder how you can live with that little food monster of yours.” Jaejoong asked. Yunho laughed and teased him “I don’t think you should be calling Changmin little.”
Jaejoong pushed Yunho lightly as if to say he was upset, but Yunho barely budged. Yoochun was enjoying the interaction of his hyungs. They’re much comfortable around each other now, well, Jaejoong is, Yunho has always been touchy-feely with the other. Yoochun finally decided to answer “Well, I guess it’s the same as how you can stand Yunho-hyung.”
“Yah!” Yunho protested which made Jaejoong and Yoochun laugh.
“Ahh… Yoochun-ah, I highly doubt it. I think I must have been a god in my past life to have gained the power to stand this person.” Yunho pouted and latched onto Jaejoong. “Yah! Jaejoong-ah~ you don’t really feel like that, right?”
Jaejoong couldn’t hide his amusement and laughed as he hugged Yunho back. “Aish! Just like a kid. Yeah, yeah… I didn’t mean that.”
When they finally arrived at the dorms, Yunho and Jaejoong separated from Yoochun and went off to Yunho’s dorm room to retire for the night… or maybe not. :P =))
A/N: Hello there :-h I have a new story. :-bd It’s 10 chapters long? I think? P+8+E :> I hope you’ll like it! :) and HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!