Wet Dreams... XD (no it's not like that u filthy minds)
Tis the season to be jolly and joyus fa la la =P This holiday season I was excised from my own room to make way for visiting family and this past week I've been roomed up with my brother. Which is ok I have no problem with this... it's coo with me... *cringe* eh HEM yep yep no problem here... won't hear a peep outta me... what!? me bitter about the whole thing? nooooooooo course not!
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ok ok so maybe I was a little dishearted... you know at first...
Anyways I lost my privacy, bed, and uhh um blankie... err so for the winter break I get to sleep on my brother's futon. Which to be honest isn't all that bad but heh heh heh funny thing happened this morning... I was in my blissful state of sleep when my nose detected a foul but familiar odor. So in a groggy state of mind I force my eyelids open to find that a big fat yellow dog had slipped into my bed last night.
(And for those of you that haven't seen my dogs they aren't small dogs!!! they're all large breds that weigh over 100 pounds.) ewwwww she smells horrible so I decided to bring that to her attention. So I tell her face to face "jeeeez girl you smell hoorr-a-uh" she stopped me in mid-sentence and gave me a big kiss french style!!! AG! UH! GAH! (Must have been my lovely morning breath!) I jerk myself away and BAM!!! Apparently I was seemlessly pushed to the edge of the futon last night. And I flung the back of my head into the dresser. AHHH! D@#$ falling off the futon and to the floor I'm in a spitting frenzy. I rush to the bathroom and rinse my mouth with listerine.
Stupid DOG!!! I was mad at the time but looking back on it I think about how funny it was... even though she pissed me off this morning. I wouldn't trade her for the world. It's innocent stuff like that that make me love her even more. I'm sure those that have dogs could probably share similar experiences. I suggest everyone who has a dog let'em know how much you love them ^_^ NO! NO don't kiss them or anything O_O it's not a pleasant experience... just let em know ^^
Oh! and where was my brother during all this! XD Apparently she had snored so loud last night that he got up in the middle of the night and slept in the den. XD I found that hilarious XDDD I must be a heavy sleeper... Dogs are AWESOME!!!!
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ok ok so maybe I was a little dishearted... you know at first...
Anyways I lost my privacy, bed, and uhh um blankie... err so for the winter break I get to sleep on my brother's futon. Which to be honest isn't all that bad but heh heh heh funny thing happened this morning... I was in my blissful state of sleep when my nose detected a foul but familiar odor. So in a groggy state of mind I force my eyelids open to find that a big fat yellow dog had slipped into my bed last night.
(And for those of you that haven't seen my dogs they aren't small dogs!!! they're all large breds that weigh over 100 pounds.) ewwwww she smells horrible so I decided to bring that to her attention. So I tell her face to face "jeeeez girl you smell hoorr-a-uh" she stopped me in mid-sentence and gave me a big kiss french style!!! AG! UH! GAH! (Must have been my lovely morning breath!) I jerk myself away and BAM!!! Apparently I was seemlessly pushed to the edge of the futon last night. And I flung the back of my head into the dresser. AHHH! D@#$ falling off the futon and to the floor I'm in a spitting frenzy. I rush to the bathroom and rinse my mouth with listerine.
Stupid DOG!!! I was mad at the time but looking back on it I think about how funny it was... even though she pissed me off this morning. I wouldn't trade her for the world. It's innocent stuff like that that make me love her even more. I'm sure those that have dogs could probably share similar experiences. I suggest everyone who has a dog let'em know how much you love them ^_^ NO! NO don't kiss them or anything O_O it's not a pleasant experience... just let em know ^^
Oh! and where was my brother during all this! XD Apparently she had snored so loud last night that he got up in the middle of the night and slept in the den. XD I found that hilarious XDDD I must be a heavy sleeper... Dogs are AWESOME!!!!