Where is my pants? 1/?
Ohno Satoshi was a simple man. He didn't like surprises, nor secrets. And that was exactly why he didn't keep them. Because those things made his simple life complex. Which he tried to avoid with all costs.
Because he was simple, he didn't start to make a fuss when he woke up in his own bed (or at least, he assumed it was) with Jun-kun rolled up against his chest, softly snoring and no pants on.
There had to be a simple explanation for this (or so he hoped) and thus he waited until the younger woke up, and would give him one.
However, things started to become less simple when the younger woke up, faced his leader, and started screaming.
"WHAT THE FUCK OHNO?"
--
For some strange reason it was Aiba who knew first. About Jun in Ohno's bed. With a large smile pasted on his face he told Sho. Who seemed to be shocked by the sudden change in the relationship of his two band members. He blinked a few times, muttering some incoherent words to himself and looked again at the younger one, who bounced from one leg to another. He seemed to have an endless stock of energy. Especially at times like this. He loved happenings within the group. It made life a little bit more excited.
"Matsumoto-kun told me they don't have a relationship, it was just an accident." The younger one happily stated, while fiddling with some blank sheets of paper.
"A-Accident?" The older one muttered, "they did wear protection did they? Don't tell me either one of them has herpes! What if the media finds out! MASAKI! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?! THE MEDIA!!"
Aiba looked up a bit puzzled. "They don't even remember what they did that night. That's what these papers are for. They're gonna write everything they do remember on it, and try to figure it out. Besides. After the whole "Ohmiya got stoned"-scandal, things can't get much worse, can they?"
Again, the older male muttered some incoherent words to himself. It had become some sort of habit. Sometimes it was better to speak with yourself, certainly when speaking to those around you didn't seem to effect them at all. At least he listened to himself.
"Wait." He suddenly stated out loud, "who's gonna tell Nino-chan?"
--
He laughed. And Sho was scared. Could this be a psycho laugh that would end with a butchers knife and a lot of blood? The broad male was seriously scared. Even more when the laughter of the smaller one seemed to be genuine. What was this all about? Where was all the over-protective Ohmiya-ness? WHY DIDN'T PEOPLE TELL HIM STUFF LIKE THIS?!
"So Oh-chan and Jun-kun hit it off together? Well, that's a surprise," the younger man snickered. He has even put away his Gameboy so he could fully enjoy the story Sho told him. And that said something in his terms of interest in the story.
It was true he and Ohno were more than just best friends. And it was also true they shared more than just the lousy fan-service they gave the fans, even more than just a simple kiss. It wasn't really friends with benefits, but it wasn't a relationship either. It was love. But not in love. It was rather complicated really. Maybe that explained why he wasn't upset because of this. He was rather amused, and even more because it was everything his older band mate hadn't expected.
"Well. Yeah. Not really. I guess. Oh fuck it, I don't know," Sho wailed. "Nobody ever tells me anything. Not that they can tell me anything about it though. It was an accident and they don't seem to remember."
Again, the younger male snickered. Not only because of the fact that Ohno didn't remember why he ended up in the same bed as Jun without his pants, but also because the taller one felt left out.
"Nobody tells you anything, because you're just a guy with sloppy shoulders. You should grow some backbone and change that attitude. If you do, people would feel obligated to tell you about everything." He sighed, "but that's not that point. What are Oh-chan and Jun-kun planning to do about this matter?"
"Play charades," he muttered a little bit offended. Why did people always reminded him of his sloppy shoulders?
Kazunari laughed whole heartily at that comment, "how so?"
"They wrote everything they do remember on separate pieces of paper. And with those little hints they'll try to figure out the whole story. Just like charades," the older man explained, and the other simply nodded.
"I see. Well, I hope they find the answer they're looking for." For the first time in the conversation the 26 year old seemed sincere about the matter, and the other simply agreed with him. He hoped so too.
--
"Is this all we have?" Jun whined, and Ohno nodded.
"I only remember I still had my pants on before I went out. Jup. I'm pretty sure of that," he nodded to himself, and the younger one resisted the urge to hit him on the head. Of course he still had his pants on when he left. One incident like Kusanagi-san was enough now was it?
"Oh, and I remember we went to this little café where they had the most delicious cheese cake ever," the shorter male mesmerized and the other sighed in defeat. If it wasn't for the fact that he was curious what happened to his pants, he would have never started to look for an answer together with Ohno. But faith wanted that Ohno remembered more than he did himself, so there was no other way than sticking with the older man. Who could be a quite nice company so once in a while.
"Well. Let's visit that café then. Maybe we'll find out more as soon as we get there."
The other simply nodded. That seemed like a good idea.
Because he was simple, he didn't start to make a fuss when he woke up in his own bed (or at least, he assumed it was) with Jun-kun rolled up against his chest, softly snoring and no pants on.
There had to be a simple explanation for this (or so he hoped) and thus he waited until the younger woke up, and would give him one.
However, things started to become less simple when the younger woke up, faced his leader, and started screaming.
"WHAT THE FUCK OHNO?"
--
For some strange reason it was Aiba who knew first. About Jun in Ohno's bed. With a large smile pasted on his face he told Sho. Who seemed to be shocked by the sudden change in the relationship of his two band members. He blinked a few times, muttering some incoherent words to himself and looked again at the younger one, who bounced from one leg to another. He seemed to have an endless stock of energy. Especially at times like this. He loved happenings within the group. It made life a little bit more excited.
"Matsumoto-kun told me they don't have a relationship, it was just an accident." The younger one happily stated, while fiddling with some blank sheets of paper.
"A-Accident?" The older one muttered, "they did wear protection did they? Don't tell me either one of them has herpes! What if the media finds out! MASAKI! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?! THE MEDIA!!"
Aiba looked up a bit puzzled. "They don't even remember what they did that night. That's what these papers are for. They're gonna write everything they do remember on it, and try to figure it out. Besides. After the whole "Ohmiya got stoned"-scandal, things can't get much worse, can they?"
Again, the older male muttered some incoherent words to himself. It had become some sort of habit. Sometimes it was better to speak with yourself, certainly when speaking to those around you didn't seem to effect them at all. At least he listened to himself.
"Wait." He suddenly stated out loud, "who's gonna tell Nino-chan?"
--
He laughed. And Sho was scared. Could this be a psycho laugh that would end with a butchers knife and a lot of blood? The broad male was seriously scared. Even more when the laughter of the smaller one seemed to be genuine. What was this all about? Where was all the over-protective Ohmiya-ness? WHY DIDN'T PEOPLE TELL HIM STUFF LIKE THIS?!
"So Oh-chan and Jun-kun hit it off together? Well, that's a surprise," the younger man snickered. He has even put away his Gameboy so he could fully enjoy the story Sho told him. And that said something in his terms of interest in the story.
It was true he and Ohno were more than just best friends. And it was also true they shared more than just the lousy fan-service they gave the fans, even more than just a simple kiss. It wasn't really friends with benefits, but it wasn't a relationship either. It was love. But not in love. It was rather complicated really. Maybe that explained why he wasn't upset because of this. He was rather amused, and even more because it was everything his older band mate hadn't expected.
"Well. Yeah. Not really. I guess. Oh fuck it, I don't know," Sho wailed. "Nobody ever tells me anything. Not that they can tell me anything about it though. It was an accident and they don't seem to remember."
Again, the younger male snickered. Not only because of the fact that Ohno didn't remember why he ended up in the same bed as Jun without his pants, but also because the taller one felt left out.
"Nobody tells you anything, because you're just a guy with sloppy shoulders. You should grow some backbone and change that attitude. If you do, people would feel obligated to tell you about everything." He sighed, "but that's not that point. What are Oh-chan and Jun-kun planning to do about this matter?"
"Play charades," he muttered a little bit offended. Why did people always reminded him of his sloppy shoulders?
Kazunari laughed whole heartily at that comment, "how so?"
"They wrote everything they do remember on separate pieces of paper. And with those little hints they'll try to figure out the whole story. Just like charades," the older man explained, and the other simply nodded.
"I see. Well, I hope they find the answer they're looking for." For the first time in the conversation the 26 year old seemed sincere about the matter, and the other simply agreed with him. He hoped so too.
--
"Is this all we have?" Jun whined, and Ohno nodded.
"I only remember I still had my pants on before I went out. Jup. I'm pretty sure of that," he nodded to himself, and the younger one resisted the urge to hit him on the head. Of course he still had his pants on when he left. One incident like Kusanagi-san was enough now was it?
"Oh, and I remember we went to this little café where they had the most delicious cheese cake ever," the shorter male mesmerized and the other sighed in defeat. If it wasn't for the fact that he was curious what happened to his pants, he would have never started to look for an answer together with Ohno. But faith wanted that Ohno remembered more than he did himself, so there was no other way than sticking with the older man. Who could be a quite nice company so once in a while.
"Well. Let's visit that café then. Maybe we'll find out more as soon as we get there."
The other simply nodded. That seemed like a good idea.