season finale omfg.
1. Aw, cute, Walt's voice dropped. But seriously, Jesus Christ, how old is Malcolm David Kelley now?
2. Who is Jeremy Bentham? I don't even remember.
3. Locke: It's not an island... it's a peninsula. PSYCHE!
4. Yes, Sun... you can totally trust Michael.
5. Yes, Michael. She's pregnant. Don't fuck this up. Also, I was waiting for a whole "IT'S YOUR BABY" revelation. That'd be pretty effed up.
6. YES, ANGRY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WHAT. P.S., I have actually forgotten, what is Angry's real name? Is it Miles? I feel like it's Miles.
7. ORIENTATION VIDEO ORIENTATION VIDEO ORIENTATION VIDEO FUCK YEAH. Um, Ben, you're putting a shitload of metal inorganic material in that vault. Shit.
8. TIME TRAVELING BUNNIES!
9. Oh, Kate and Sawyer, I wish you were a functional couple. But then it probably wouldn't be nearly as interesting and/or sexy.
10. Oh, Drunky, you're totally trashed and everyone knows it.
11. What. The. Fuck. Keamy. What. The Fuck. You. Were. Dead. What. The Fuck. What. (Oh, body armor. That sucks. Laaame.)
12. Oh, wait, no, I have a very bad feeling of what's going to happen to him and it's kind of awesome. OH SHIT NO DON'T KILL KEAMY EVERYONE WILL DIE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE DEATHS. Just put it on a bunny or something.
13. Locke is gonna cut a bitch.
14. Woah, Ben, I know you're pissed, but dude, did you not hear him? "SO?!" OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU BEN YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS AND I LOVE IT.
15. Aw, Pushing Daisies! I still haven't seen all of the first season and it makes me sad on the inside of my heart.
16. That Chick is confusing me. What. It's okay, though, Faraday. I'll dye my hair red and we can live happily ever after.
17. You blow up. That's what happens if you don't deactivate the bomb.
18. SAWYER WHY DID YOU DO THAT WHAT. YOU'RE TOO PRETTY TO DIE.
19. What the hell? No wonder I didn't recognize the name Bentham. THEY STILL AREN'T GOING TO TELL US?
20. I MISS MR. EKO.
21. JIN. ;______________; Don't die, Jin! I've accepted the possibility of Michael's death. It would make sense. But Jin isn't going to die, he's just going to get left on the island, that's all! RIGHT? RIGHT?
22. OMG actually getting rescued. DON'T LEAVE DESMOND. DON'T LEAVE JIN. WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING?
23. ...this is the saddest thing ever... BATMAN!
24. OH COME ON, weather alert. You are not even relevant to me and your beeping is ruining the moment.
25. Everyone gets so much more awesomer after they leave the island. Except for Jack, who continually becomes more pathetic.
26. Aw, damn, Sawyer still has his pants on.
27. Oh, right. Winter coat. Desert. I get it now.
28. What.
29. I really do sometimes forget how fucked up this show is.
30. Mom: BUT HOW DO THEY MAKE IT WITH THE BABY?
Me: Mom. Mom. They just moved an island. Does it matter?
31. NO. NO. YOU CANNOT KILL DESMOND.
32. WHAT? Oh, dream. Lame. Also, Aaron is kind of a goofy-looking kid.
33. Jack is kind of a douchebag. I love you, Hurley.
34. It would've been really great if the rescue boat was Mr. Friendly and his Crazy Hat Gang. Wouldn't it?
35. IT'S PENNY'S BOAT... way to ruin the moment, Jack. Otherwise, I am blissfully happy right now. PENNY.
36. That show about the time traveling 70s cop looks like a total piece of shit.
37. Wow, Jack. Never try to pull "brutha" off again.
38. WATCH OUT A BUNCHA WHITE PEOPLE ARE COMING. Well, Jack and Kate, anyway.
39. WHAT.
40. I am officially dead.
41. Seriously.
42. I just wanted 42 items. But seriously. What.
2. Who is Jeremy Bentham? I don't even remember.
3. Locke: It's not an island... it's a peninsula. PSYCHE!
4. Yes, Sun... you can totally trust Michael.
5. Yes, Michael. She's pregnant. Don't fuck this up. Also, I was waiting for a whole "IT'S YOUR BABY" revelation. That'd be pretty effed up.
6. YES, ANGRY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WHAT. P.S., I have actually forgotten, what is Angry's real name? Is it Miles? I feel like it's Miles.
7. ORIENTATION VIDEO ORIENTATION VIDEO ORIENTATION VIDEO FUCK YEAH. Um, Ben, you're putting a shitload of metal inorganic material in that vault. Shit.
8. TIME TRAVELING BUNNIES!
9. Oh, Kate and Sawyer, I wish you were a functional couple. But then it probably wouldn't be nearly as interesting and/or sexy.
10. Oh, Drunky, you're totally trashed and everyone knows it.
11. What. The. Fuck. Keamy. What. The Fuck. You. Were. Dead. What. The Fuck. What. (Oh, body armor. That sucks. Laaame.)
12. Oh, wait, no, I have a very bad feeling of what's going to happen to him and it's kind of awesome. OH SHIT NO DON'T KILL KEAMY EVERYONE WILL DIE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE DEATHS. Just put it on a bunny or something.
13. Locke is gonna cut a bitch.
14. Woah, Ben, I know you're pissed, but dude, did you not hear him? "SO?!" OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU BEN YOU ARE SO HEARTLESS AND I LOVE IT.
15. Aw, Pushing Daisies! I still haven't seen all of the first season and it makes me sad on the inside of my heart.
16. That Chick is confusing me. What. It's okay, though, Faraday. I'll dye my hair red and we can live happily ever after.
17. You blow up. That's what happens if you don't deactivate the bomb.
18. SAWYER WHY DID YOU DO THAT WHAT. YOU'RE TOO PRETTY TO DIE.
19. What the hell? No wonder I didn't recognize the name Bentham. THEY STILL AREN'T GOING TO TELL US?
20. I MISS MR. EKO.
21. JIN. ;______________; Don't die, Jin! I've accepted the possibility of Michael's death. It would make sense. But Jin isn't going to die, he's just going to get left on the island, that's all! RIGHT? RIGHT?
22. OMG actually getting rescued. DON'T LEAVE DESMOND. DON'T LEAVE JIN. WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING?
23. ...this is the saddest thing ever... BATMAN!
24. OH COME ON, weather alert. You are not even relevant to me and your beeping is ruining the moment.
25. Everyone gets so much more awesomer after they leave the island. Except for Jack, who continually becomes more pathetic.
26. Aw, damn, Sawyer still has his pants on.
27. Oh, right. Winter coat. Desert. I get it now.
28. What.
29. I really do sometimes forget how fucked up this show is.
30. Mom: BUT HOW DO THEY MAKE IT WITH THE BABY?
Me: Mom. Mom. They just moved an island. Does it matter?
31. NO. NO. YOU CANNOT KILL DESMOND.
32. WHAT? Oh, dream. Lame. Also, Aaron is kind of a goofy-looking kid.
33. Jack is kind of a douchebag. I love you, Hurley.
34. It would've been really great if the rescue boat was Mr. Friendly and his Crazy Hat Gang. Wouldn't it?
35. IT'S PENNY'S BOAT... way to ruin the moment, Jack. Otherwise, I am blissfully happy right now. PENNY.
36. That show about the time traveling 70s cop looks like a total piece of shit.
37. Wow, Jack. Never try to pull "brutha" off again.
38. WATCH OUT A BUNCHA WHITE PEOPLE ARE COMING. Well, Jack and Kate, anyway.
39. WHAT.
40. I am officially dead.
41. Seriously.
42. I just wanted 42 items. But seriously. What.