If anyone ever tells you Minnesota is a cold state, PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE. ARRGH. It's 104° out today and it's awful. I don't care if it's hotter where you are, because it's the worst HERE. Whine! COMPLAIN!
AND HEY, YOU HOOKERS, GO
HERE AND TELL ME WHAT AN AWESOME LJ FRIEND I AM. DO IT OR I'LL EAT YOUR FACE. 'CAUSE YOU KNOW I'M SO TOTALLY NICE AND TREAT EVERYONE IN A RESPECTABLE MANNER. SONS OF BITCHES.
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