HOLY SHIT.
My mom met my brother Derek's girlfriend tonight.
WTTTFF DEREK SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND? This is huge news. He's been dating her for a while, apparently. She's from North Dakota. How he met her I have no idea, but there's that. And my mom just found out tonight. Because she ran into them at the street dance. HAHAHA. This is kind of funny. His last girlfriend was this awesome girl named Holly. That was like, a long time ago. They dated in high school and for a while in college. He's twenty-eight now.
HAHAHA oh, Derek.
WTTTFF DEREK SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND? This is huge news. He's been dating her for a while, apparently. She's from North Dakota. How he met her I have no idea, but there's that. And my mom just found out tonight. Because she ran into them at the street dance. HAHAHA. This is kind of funny. His last girlfriend was this awesome girl named Holly. That was like, a long time ago. They dated in high school and for a while in college. He's twenty-eight now.
HAHAHA oh, Derek.