Why rural Minnesota pwns.

[hikaness]

Some random old neighbor guy who's totally awesome just called me up and he's like, "Hey, you want some strawberries?" and I'm like, "STRAWBERRIES WTF YES," and he's kind of deaf so he's like, "WHAT?" and I'm like, "I'll go pick them up," and he's like, "No, I'll run them over," and I'm like, "I LOVE YOU ALLARD."

FRESH STRAWBERRIES, YES.

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[ack_attack]

i adore little old men. there is like a 200 year old man that lives next to me, who yells to me from his backyard. he goes, "SANDY!!! HI SANDY!!!" and i'm like, "I'm Rachel!! Sandy's my mom!!" and he's like, "HOW YA DOING SANDY?" hahahahaha aw dominic.

[hikaness]

Haha, I'm in love with your old man neighbor.

Dominic Monaghan makes me happy on the inside of my heart.

[ack_attack]

hahaha the old man's name is dominic! dominic something-really-italian-sounding.

but i also love dominic monaghan too. i want to huge him. all the time.

[hikaness]

Haa, I totally knew that. Really. I was just... commenting on Dom... because... I like Dom... and he's pretty and always deserves to be talked about even when there is absolutely no connection between him and the conversation at hand? Yes.

Huge him? That sounds dirty.

[ack_attack]

LMAO um...yeah...i like to create new words? that combine an adjective with a verb? like a huge hug is a huge? or maybe it should be a hugge?

[hikaness]

Yes! That's exactly it! You're so smart.