I KNEWWW ITT. I SO FUCKING CALLED THAT. THE SECOND I HEARD HIS VOICE JUST KNEW.
--MICHAAAAAAEEEEEELLLLL! FUCK YES I MISSED YOU HUGS NOW PLZTHNX.
--I SO KNEW THAT I SWEAR I JUST FIGURED IT OUT AND I WENT OMG A LOT.
--THAT WAS BETTER THAN THE TIME CLAIRE CAME THROUGH THE BUSHES IN THE MICHAEL/WALT EPISODE.
--IF ANYONE MAKES ANY MICHAEL/WALT JOKES, I WILL CUT YOU.
--OKAY I'M GOING TO SHUT UP ABOUT THE MICHAEL THING NOW.
--AND I'LL STOP USING CAPS TOO, I GUESS.
--Could you hear the Jack/Kate fans screaming? I could. It was deafening.
--Speaking of which, why are Jack's shirts tighter than Kate's? Not that I'm complaining.
--I also totally knew that Eko and Charlie were building a church. I probably read a spoiler on that somewhere. But, y'know, STILL. I knew. 'Cause I'm smart.
--I, by the way, have given up spoilers for the rest of the season, at least.
--Rose/Bernard = awww! It doesn't matter if they're old. IT'S CUTE.
--I live for moments like that one where Rose saw Locke in the wheelchair.
--I also had a feeling Rose had cancer. SEE HOW SMART I AM WHEN I DON'T READ THE SPOILERS?
--I'm starting to think Sun's baby isn't Jin's. Or that she thinks it isn't. Which makes my heart sad.
--Hey, so, um, Jack was really hot when he was yelling at the Other's. I mean, really hot.
--I kind of feel bad for Sawyer. You know he knows that Kate's totally going for Jack. Which is unfortunate, because I think Sawyer/Kate would be hotter.
--Best line of the entire season thus far: "I liked you better when all you did was hit people with your stick." Bernard, you made me laugh for ten minutes. Because of this, you get...